Corporate

1000, 2000, 3000 pieces...
Scan yourself in,
Account for your time,
Don’t take extra breaks.
Don’t try to get away with anything,
Do what you’re told,
Give more than you have,
Push until you drop.
Be mindless & devoid of thought,
Only think if it’s what you get paid for,
But please keep your thoughts within company parameters.

Don't forget to wear your company logo...
In other words - "This carcass is claimed"

Don't worry about your kids, pets, or life...
"Support your company - work overtime!

Our time is your lord
Our product is your blood

If you have problems, leave them at the door...
They'll be there waiting when you clock out later.

If you need to vent,
Someone is there to help you.
If you have any problems,
HR can give you a pamphlet referral
To the automated help system.
So impersonal yet so overwhelming...
What kind of help do you need?
Here, have it all at once.

Pick your ID number,
Choose your help category.
We won't share your personal information,
Unless everyone wants to know.
Just don't let your humanity
Affect your productivity.