Having Sex in a Cheap Motel

If you’ve never done it then you should.

You should have sex in a cheap motel.

With your wife, your girlfriend, your co-worker, that hot bitch who’s been plying her trade right outside the 24 hour bookstore.

Take her to a motel and bang the hell out of her.

Or better yet go to the motel and tell her to meet you there.

Then keep looking out the window wondering when she’ll drive up.

The anticipation of what will happen will drive you crazy,

And the moment she does drive up your cock will be so hard that you’ll be rubbing it by the time she walks through the door.

Now once you and her are in the motel room and both of you are naked,

(Because in cheap motel rooms getting naked just seems like the most natural thing to do)

Feel free to do anything and everything you’ve ever imagined doing to a woman.

Remember, nothing is too kinky or out of bounds.

If Golden showers is what you’ve secretly thought about for years then ask her.

Lay down in the bath tub and have her stand over you and shower your face with her piss.

Of course have her drink a lot of water beforehand.

And make sure you leave a good-sized tip when you leave the cheap motel room.

After all, sex of the nature you’re after can be quite messy.