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Click hereOn Tuesdays Wimpy does Olive Oyl
As she patty-cakes burgers to broil.
He licks her all over.
Olive says, "Lower!"
But he's already grabbin' a bun.
In storms Bluto, muscled and young.
Parting his lips, he dangles his tongue.
"You're too late, Big Guy.
I'm waiting for Popeye
'Cuz I happen to know that he's hung. "
But Olive knows Popeye's been lazy,
And his eyes, they get kinda hazy
When that slut Betty Boop
Does her boop boopy doop,
So Olive's now thinkin' Dick Tracy.
Funny. And I doubt the youngsters know what a "Tijuana bible" is. Well done.