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damppanties
damppanties
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Note: This poem should be sung to the rhyme 'Old McDonald had a farm'

* * * * *

I came upon a hardened cock
Oh wow Oh wow Oh!

And on that cock I put my hand
Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh!
With a rub rub here
And a rub rub there
Here a rub, there a rub
Everywhere a rub rub
Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh!

Then on that cock I put my tongue
Oh my Oh my Oh!
With a lick lick here
And a lick lick there
Here a lick, there a lick
Everywhere a lick lick
Oh my Oh my Oh!

Then that cock went in my mouth
Oh God Oh God Oh!
With a suck suck here
And a suck suck there
Here a suck, there a suck
Everywhere a suck suck
Oh God Oh God Oh!

Then that cock went in my cunt
Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Ohh!
With a push-pull here
And a push-pull there
Here a push, there a pull
Everywhere a-thrusting
Oh fuck Oh fuck OHHHH!!!

Then that cock burst out its seed
Oh OH Ohh Ohh OHHHH!
With a squirt squirt here
And a squirt squirt there
Here a squirt, there a squirt
Everywhere a squirt squirt
Oh My! Oh yessss! Ohhhh…

But then the cock went fully limp
Oh no Oh no, NO!
With a rub rub here
And a lick lick there
Here a rub, there a lick
Everywhere a-sucking
Oh yes Oh YES, Oh!

Now the cock is hard again
I'm gonna fuck it more…

* * * * *

Hi,

I hope you had as much fun reading this as I had in writing it. Please do vote. I need the 5s for my ego. Write to me and let me know how you liked it too. Feedback is always welcome and I'll reply to each mail.

-DP

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Satyr61Satyr6128 days ago

ROFLMAO....THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ HERE. I LAUGHED FOR A GOOD 5 MINUTES. I NEARLY PEED MY PANTS LAUGHING SO HARD. Thank you, you really made my day. ❤️

ChessguyDonChessguyDonover 3 years ago
Funny

Love this and reading to the Old McDonald's tune very creative i just wanted more verses....... very nicely done.

JustienJustienabout 5 years ago
OMG if you sing it....

This is strangely arousing 😊

tazz317tazz317about 7 years ago
FAUX PLAGARISM ALLOW FOR THE AUTHORS CREATIVE JUICES

and a great rhymer can create fantastic tales/ TK U MLJ LV NV

guysimple1674guysimple1674over 8 years ago
made me hard!!

your little ditty made me hard

oh yeah oh yeah ohhh

;-)

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