Handjobs to Strangers

This kind of sentiment used to be scrawled
in ballpoint on a restroom stall
with a phone number
or some time to meet. Usually
also a name—Carole, Kim,
Carl or Jim, depending.
Nowadays you'd just get a link
to backpage.com, same as
lawn mower, works good, $100.
If this is ever my fate to seize,
give me a brunette named Ann
with long and slim, soft fingers
afloat in a slurry of exotic lube.
Let her croon to me, contralto,
some risqué Poulenc songs,
her brown eyes liquid and sweet
as a black and white mousse.
And if I'm to feel anything other than release,
let me at least dream she loves me
even if just for a few minutes
and only with her right hand.