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Click hereI have entered so many contests,
And I'm starting to wonder why,
Just sitting here thinking about it,
Makes me want to cry.
I always try to do my best,
To make my words compelling,
I make sure not to use text speak,
And I even check my spelling.
But it seems that whatever I do,
My words just get neglected,
And though I start with high hopes,
I always end up feeling rejected.
I wish I knew the judge's address,
Or at least of their PayPal account,
Then I could at least send them a bribe,
Just tell me the correct amount.
Just once I'd like a great big trophy,
That I could stand up on the floor,
Or even just a paper certificate,
That I could put on the refrigerator door.
Just once I'd like to hold my head,
High above the crowd,
Be able to phone my mom,
And make her really proud.
But, now I enter another contest,
And I'll probably crash and burn,
I should probably take up another hobby,
But, I guess I'll never learn.
10-16-12.
but alas usually not a treasure, TK U MLJ LV NV
This is cute. I'd write that in text language but I am not fluent in it.
Expensive hobbies seem to be the rule rather than the exception these days, maybe the best things in life no longer are free.
anyway - well done.
5ed
send $100 IN UNMARKED CHANGE,
5ed, like sometime that doesn't take it too serious
"And I even check my spelling."
and this rings true
"I should probably take up another hobby,
But, I guess I'll never learn."
but i built a ship in a bottle, once
the Titanic
and it sunk
Damn ice cubes
Harry Hill
P.O. box 420
Backwater, Tn. 10100
..
5ed...Winner!