by charles_dickings
Sounds to me like you had nine holes in ones! Time for the back nine?
Sorry, but I stopped reading when you talked about how downright ugly your wife was. Not every story needs to have a porn-star perfect female in it, but I might have kept going if you'd described her as "plump and on the plain side," or something similar.
Admittedly I was a bit put off by your description of your wife, but in the end I think you found an even more appreciative view of your wife.
You also seem to find a new way for your wife and yourself to enjoy one another in the throes of passion.