Well The Merry Men seem to have fallen off the trolley
And gotten lost in the woods. In an attempt to be clever you're "writing" is mucking up the story old sod. This weak attempt at story telling is going nowhere fast.
An old printer, typesetter, proofreader, local politician and activist. I write for pleasure only, an untrained writer too set in his ways to change or learn. I have courted and been wedded to the same impossible angel for over four decades, so I am an unremitted romantic. If ...