This isn't about eating pussy, is it?
Ok ... be right back gonna go buy some oysters and excercise my tongue...lol Thanks jim.
I hate oysters, but I enjoyed reading your How To. If I ever get drunk enough to try one, I'll remember your advice. Very sensuous description.
Ignore those that cannot appreciate the beauty of what you have done. They simply do not understand the artful depths of nuance, and more importantly, do not give you the praise you deserve. This will be a favorite of mine for a long time. I hope you will not mind when I refer lovers to read this exceptional "how to". Thank you.
Well written. That's it. A fine piece of prose.
"This isn't about eating pussy, is it?" Does a Pussy have a hard outer shell?
Bravo! This is metaphor at its best. Writers take note. There are lessons to be learned here. Bravo!
Absolutely beautiful use of metaphor... something that rivals a tear-jerking greeting card, or a truly inspirational poster.
This is an extraordinarily clever piece of writing. If only every "How To" was as sensitively and sensuously executed. This gets my vote for the best How To I've ever read on this site. Pure gold.
I tried this at an oyster bar, all the guys gave me weird looks...I think there's something wrong with your instructions
Seriously though, it was beautiful.
Click here to leave your own comment on this submission!
orBack to How to Eat an Oyster
orMore submissions by jthserra.
Edit comment orSubmit Comment
Comment posted successfully - click here to view it or write another.
Title of your comment:
Your public comment about How to Eat an Oyster:
Please type in the security codeYou may also listen to a recording of the characters.
Title your feedback:
Your feedback to jthserra:
If you would like a response, enter your email address in this box:
Feedback sent successfully - click here to write another.
Login or Sign Up
All contents © Copyright 1998-2012. Literotica is a trademark. No part may be reproduced in any form without explicit written permission.
Terms Of Services|Report A Problem|Privacy
Password:Forgot your password?
Your current user avatar, all sizes:
You have a new user avatar waiting for moderation.
Select new user avatar:
Upload and save
User avatar uploaded successfuly and waiting for moderation.