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A Funny First Fuck

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by touchofevil09/03/04

Funny.....But True

I'm sure, like myself, most males out there will notice the truth behind their "first time"....As my title says....Funny...But true!!!!!

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by souldeep10/02/04

First Timer

It all most was just like mine, however I had a catepillar crawling up my ear afterwards.

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by DanaQt10/24/04

Oh, what a goodie!

If this happened to me, I would make sure the other person would read my work. (laughing) I'm too blunt!

The flow was incredible (no pun intended) and it definitely worked for me. Love the humor!!

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by Anonymous01/13/05

Way Cute

Thanks for your courage and creativity. I'm sure many people can relate to this. It would be wonderful to be posted in a freshman women's dorm.

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by Anonymous04/05/05

GREAT!!

i loved it! it was great

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by Anonymous06/05/05

Excellent!

loved it! sooooooo familiar!

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by vic_elor10/03/05

Sad cause it's true

I think everyones first time was just like that. The poem was excently funny.

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by Anonymous11/16/05

omg

so so much like lossing my cherry, he though it was great i though god that hurt why did i do this it sure waswhat he told me it would be

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by Vixen Wilde11/27/05

Loved it!

Thank you so much for the laugh, it sure brought back memories! I'm new to Literotica and your poem was the first thing I've read here. I am glad that I came here first. Very funny!

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Another Vantage...

As with others, this was the first thing I read at this site. I loved it, an extremely amusing anecdote. However, with regards to many of the others comments, I have to say that not all first times were like this. And it isn't always great for the guy either. Only the fact that I cared for my first lover made it great my first time. It was clumsy, lol, but we went slow, I eased it in (not "pushed my cock in quick"..lol), went about 45 minutes, when she couldn't take it any more we quit, but I never came. Is this bad :P ? I just wanted to add another point of view to the poem, but overall it was excellent.

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by cherries_on_snow05/21/06

Slight cognitive dissonance in a Perfect Pudding

This was a fun rompy poem that jagged it's way to sad. It is sadder still that this is a common experience. Children should have access to the facts about sex so that they can make better choices. The ear was good on this. I voted a 4 only because the subject matter was at such a jarring dissonance with the poetic delivery. The structure of the stanzas were like little limericks almost, making this first time (a sacred thing) sound like a dirty joke. If it were only a little more razor edged, (guess I'm a glutton for bittersweet) I'd probably go 5. Excellent write in that it evoked me on multiple levels. Cheers ~cher

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by Anonymous08/22/06

40mins

great poem, loved the end. my first time lasted 40 minutes (of penetration that is) and was actually quite good!!

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by LeBroz12/31/06

~~

Discover your power ~
Next time deflate his ego in step with his deflating cock;
And with a little humor, most won't even get it up for a hand
















job.

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by Anonymous01/16/07

Nice One

It was fun trying to figure out where you were going with this. It was a nice visual and then the ending lines, they where the best! Thanks for the laugh Tantalizing

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by Hislittlebitch06/18/07

SOOO relatable!!!!

Wow....does this ever bring back a (somewhat unwelcome) memory! But the humor here is priceless!

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by LadyLovesBlue02/23/08

Like the Humor

Enjoyed your piece...very cute and funny. Check out my new submission: He Came, She Saw, He Cocked Her... somewhat along the same lines.

Thanks for your poem!

LLB

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by Anonymous09/19/08

It goes both ways

I have actually faked orgasms for women, just to get them to leave me alone. They are done, and I am exhausted. Let me sleep now, okay? Then, I sneak into the shower and finish the job, while they are snoring away.

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by MaiDawtons08/09/09

Halarious

I loved your poem. It was halarious and well written.

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by Privates1stClass09/14/09

The second time is better...

...but you're right, the first time for many couples isn't what they expected it would be. You've hit the nail on the head. Thanks for capturing the moment for us.

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by rkcbgh07/03/10

Men are Men

The true feeling of a girl after sex. Always want a long lasting satisfaction as they get often less chances to have sex in comparision to men.

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by estragon01/08/11

Funny and Bittersweet

Really good. Quite rightly leads the league.

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by aliparks08/12/11

It must ring true for so many people

I had to smile and think back to the day I lost my virginity. It did indeed go something like that.
I liked it, keep them coming!

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by tazz31704/25/12

1ST TIME IS NOT ALWAYS A CHARM

or even a lucky strike. TK U MLJ LV NV

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by Quivering_Quill02/20/13

Nothing at All?

it inspired a pretty good poem than everyone can appreciate..... There are many firsts in life, but losing ones virginity is one we all remember.... Thanks for sharing yours...

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by paulie_wallie10/28/13

Sounds just like my first time. Your funny. I liked it.

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