I liked it a lot, something light and funny!
to send you the name of my shrink. Thanks for the entertainment I needed cheering up today.
It was funny because it had a lot of tongue in cheek truth hidden in it.Thanks.
...that there are many fans of your work. Myself being one of them.
This is usually where the "keep up the good work" phrase would go, but that always sounded like an order to me. So insert your own encouraging expression of choice here.
when I first started writing a few months ago!
Now she'd rather i write the stories that read them!
This was funny as hell! Your imagination is almost as weird as mine is!
"Keep it up!" ... the good writing that is!
that sixty percent of the people who write need medication but I think you went off of yours with this one. Fantastic work, gave me quite a laugh this morning which makes me wonder about my own personal sanity. Should hear what my sister says to her friends when they ask what I'm doing on the computer when I write...I love all your work DG, and your wife must be a saint.
story yet, abusing your wife’s innocence and sharing her with us just to turn us on. And I thought only your story characters appeared normal on the outside, but were twisted and perverted behind the scene. No wonder you write this type of stories, and here I thought they were all fiction. By the way, how many months have you got left to live, you started with six, right. A fan always.
Well now, DG. You may have started something Hear. I can see a whole passel of authors writing about the reactions of their wife/husband/relatives/friends when they discover the truth.
Let's see: You're going to hell. How disgusting. Satin is in you and I'm going to pray for you. You've got a filthy mind.
And then, of course: Really? Can I read what you've written? I didn't know that was you. What's the name of that website? How much do you get paid?
The best exchange was: "Hey, wanna write about what we did last night?" -- "Shut up, Patty! Don't you dare tell him about that!"
I can see it now. Literotica has a contest of which author got the most interesting reaction, and can work it into a story, when family or friends discovered why they were in front of the computer so much.
The final results, Female: A tie between patricia51 and sarahhh. Male: A three-way tie between KK, rpsuch, and Harddaysknight.
Anyhow, that's the way I see it. Good job DG. You started my day with a smile.
Enjoyed this. You are getting to be one of the authors I look for when I surf thru this site.
What can I say. Just a great read. I never read letters & transcripts, but seen your name and thought I would give it a read. Fantasic read
An avid reader.
That was hilariously inventive. I wonder what little Tony would say about a story like this one.
Since I put this in Letters and Transcrips I was afraid it would get overlooked. Thank you all for taking the time to read it. I really appreciate the comments.
Funny one, DG. I have another Little Tony story. Teacher asked class for a word that begins with "a." Tony enthusiastically raises his hand, but teacher thinks she knows what he'd say so she calls on somebody else. Teacher asks class for word that begins with "b." Again Tony raises hand, but teacher thinks of a bad "b" word and calls on somebody else. Goes all the way through the alphabet. When she gets to "r," she can't think of any bad word that begins with "r." So she calls on Tony. Tony says, "Rats! Big F-ing Rats!
I laughed my ass off reading your jokes. This story should have been in the Humor category. It was one of your best efforts yet. Keep up the good writing.
W-Damn! That's some hot writing.
H-Be quite you'll knock my readers out of the mood.
First The Wanderer with ch. 05 to, "In Over My Head," and now you with, "The Writer." You two have made my whole week. Thank You Both. Ronnie W.
I started out as a secret writer also. When I ‘confessed’, my wife said I knew you were doing something, thought it was just porn! Now she helps me proof read. I get her to read them aloud. Still makes me smile as she shyly says the more naughtier words...lol
Thanks for writing your letter.
from Forest Gumps mouth the following instead of "Life is like a bowl of cherries"?
Little Forest was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat"
Little Forest replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little Forest answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business."
Nice little story.
Funny and truthful and sexy. A hit all the way around. You get better and better.
Didn't meet "there" standards? Hear ye, you still don't meet mine!
Loved the Little Tony jokes; laughed all the way through the rest of the reading. Good job.
DG: You read my mind when you wrote this essay! I thought it was great, regardless of the lack of sex. However, I loved the line: "Quiet, or you're knock readers out of the mood." I thought it was very well written. I actually thought about writing something along these lines, but you beat me to it! I love this essay of yours; don't listen to the other bad comments. I'm fairly new here, too, and still struggle with some things. Awesome job, and I rated it a 5!
Littel tony is a bad littel boy...I loved the dialogue with the wife.
I enjoyed that!!!
I just started writing and let my husband read some of my drafts...I havent posted anything yet. I love how real your interactions are. I know that after my hubby read my first draft of one of my stories he had some good feedback he wanted to give me ;P Goodluck with your writing. If the scenario is true maybe you can talk your wife into trying her hand at writing and see what she really fantasizes about.
Very well written, I enjoyed it, laughed my self silly really.
I almost didn't read this one, but I'm glad I did. The "Little Tony" jokes were great, also. This may have been better in the Humor & Satire section, though. She sounds kinda like my other half, except for the ending! (too bad for me LOL)
I have read some of your work before, DG, and I am entertained every time. I laughed the entire way through this one. I can imagine this conversation between me and my husband (he doesn't really know about my private, fun, internet time!) Recently, he had my personal computer while I was away on business and found out that I visit the site, but has no idea that I write (works in progress I soon hope to submit) and I wonder what he would say if he knew. I think I will have him read this story to get a good laugh and then break it to him! I also think my brothers would enjoy this story, but am a little nervous about telling them. I believe I can do what I want, seeing as how I am a grown married woman who doesn't need permission, but I am the youngest sister in a family of brothers, so I don't quite know what THAT reaction will be like...Anyway, I just felt the need to (over)share this with you and thank you again for another great read and compliment you on your unique and creative style of writing. Thanks and please, feel free for you and your wife to share more stories with us! :)
GOD DAMMIT, BOY!! THAT IS WAAYYYY TO CLOSE TO HOME!! LOVE the story!!! HATE the reality!!!!!!
I don't know what I liked best, the Little Tony stories or the back and forth between husband and wife. I loved it.
At first I was a little annoyed by how unsupportive your wife seemed - and her initial change of attitude seemed surprising - but I've gotta say I enjoyed this post thoroughly. I think the pace is excellent, the jokes are good (I sent two of them to my boyfriend), and I found the style of dialogue effective. Nice work!
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