All Comments on 'Pound Yon Virgin'

You've got a wonderfully sarcastic wit and can write erotica well but when the two mix it can be distracting. I was getting into your turning of a phrase and the playfulness of your writing and then it got erotic but before it got real good and hot it went sarcastic and humorous again to the point I lost interest. You have the ability to write both well but to mix them might not bring the best possible story.

Asolutely loved your opening!

Sarahhh:

I note that you've not lost your bawdy sense of humor either. Wonderful and Thank You. Ronnie W.

you were a slut when you were still a virgin. Good to know you haven't changed a bit.

very funny. i don't ever rate these, but this was well written, good spelling, very enjoyable.

"uncle" thomas.

Alright story but what kind of person still has their hymen after fucking themselves with a cucumber?

That's too funny

Funny ending...you shouldn't have put the stuff at the beginning, it might have made it more shocking...lol

One of the dumbest stories I have ever had to force myself to read to it's conclusion. I like erotic stories, I like dirty stories, I like funny stories, hell, I even like stories with no sex in them.

But this...was just a plain train wreck...

This is the first time I have left an anon comment...I don't want anyone to know that I actually read it, much less commented on it....

You did it again, sweetie! The story was excellent. What else can one expect from the greatest writer on Literotica? The line "I park my one-eyed spit monkey in your dick garage" was so wonderfully Sarahhh.

I will be looking forward to your New Year's story. Perhaps it could be entitled "Banging in the New Year" and the setting be Times Square in NYC?

You Know Who

First of all, Santa is a fantasy. And then you raise a good question, if he had had a vasectomy, where did all those little elves come from? I cannot help but wonder if Santa is also a pedophile what with all those little kids that sit on his lap next to his dick and in his "making" those little dolls?

A very fucked up scenario....

and strange too. Don't worry about the negative comments, this was really good. I don't know if some of the trolls that commented read the same story I did, but it doesn't sound like it.

Sarahh

Good story again young lady!

Hot and steamy as usual! I enjoyed it!

Another good story from sarahh...makes you think twice about Santas, though..LOL

great tale. don't count your santas before they cash.

Yet again I'm left hard from ready one of your stories, never fail to hit that spot. Good Job (as usual)

So sarah's a frictris is she? I have to say I've always enjoyed the thought but never met one. I think I might have to get a job as a mall santa this year :). Keep up the good work dear.

Sarahhh, the title alone was enough for a solid four. Add in the humor and most original "plot" and the story more than earned a five. Thanks for the fun read.

Rumple

good story!

a fantasy involving one of our most sacred ideals, very funny. With the incest factor. [check bouncing] made it totally funny.

Sarah, you're a genius... so entertaining and so hot. A delightful combination. Paul

...of course I want to know what Mrs Claus is doing...think I need to nip around and see if the elves need a hand with her.

Terrific story - great dialogue, funny and edgy, like most of your work! Bravo

Sarahh as usual has given us an effectively written and appealing story. Am looking forward to more!

Isn't it amazing how some folks get all the luck?

That old perv Uncle Thomas is bad to the bone and shameless!

He had absolutely no right to treat our dear Sarah that way!

I mean, what would all of us readers do if she tried to cash one of those boguss checks and was sent away to jail without access to a pen and paper?

What would we do!?!?

I WANT TO BE YOUR SANTA FOR SURE SARAHHH VERY GOOD STORY AND VERY PLEASING TOO AWESOME

The hapless virgin got screwed twice. Keep up thew good work

Sarah,

sorry for the hiatus, life and all after wilma. nice story, your writing seems to get better and better - ie - more story, less humpity humpity and a nice lil twist at the end.

If these folks only knew what a sweet lil girl you really are.

Jeff

I am amazed at how Sarah cums up with these stroies. In some respects they almost seem too real to be made up. But yet too naughty to be real. It's a bit scary how she knows all of these fancy boots and vests and skirts. But that is how it is when you are a hot woman like she. But that certainly was a twist at the end! Makes you kinda want to dress as Santa for Christmas if a gal like Sarah comes to sit on your lap. I do know that when I get my candycane Christmas Day I will smile.

Another good story from you sweets. I would love to be licking your clit and dipping my tongue in your pussy.. But sorry I ain't writing checks to anyone.. Just making you have orgasms should be better then anything a store could give ya..

Well Sarah, You done did it again. Another great holiday story. And as usual, it has your unique twist at the end. nobody else can do it like you. I always look forward to your stories. The only problem is, sometimes you make all of us (your adoring public) wait too long. Now just waht are we supposed to do while we wait? All kidding aside, thanks again for another great story from that fertile mind of yours and yoyr great imagination????????? As always , John

classicdreamer55

Well, Sarah......the truth finally comes out. You fucked your uncle. Well, when Christmas break rolls around, you come home and you can fuck me every day.....morning, noon and night.

Love always,

Daddy

Another delicious story from Sarahh, and appropriately seasonal. According to the story, if the cheques had not bounced, she'd have traded her virginity for a damn sight more than most do. Well done Sarah, now you can go and do your Xmas shopping, but beware Santa offering cheques

Brian

This lady has a great imagination, and a I am sure a very sexy body to go along with it. I wish that was that santa and could do all the things she mentioned in her story.

Sarahhh,

i just love your stories. They seem so live like, makes you wish you were part of the action. Well keep up the great stories, Have a Great Holiday Season.

Sweet, hot Sarahh does it again. What a delightful twist. I've got just the right sized candy cane that I'd love to bury in your red haired velvet stocking sweet one. Great Story will mark as a favorite.

Hahahahaha! It doesn't stop with you does it? Great job Mekasefa!

Conjure Man

As always, you have given me a North Pole Woody!

Yeah that IS what I'm talking about. Good work woman, keep going.

Rudy

once again Sarahhh one hell of a story sure glad all santas arent perverts. I dont know what I'd do if I ever sat on his lap. I think I'd be very scared about getting one up the poop shoot Seems as though every one of your stories out guns the previous. Keep up the good work andd keep us dirty old men happy. can't blame you for my heart attack but it still excites me Larry

Santa and Sarahhh, you two are perfect together. Both are horny and not above a little skulduggery. The twist at the ending makes this story another favorite from my favorite red headed author. did I say head?? I'm getting just like her!!

Sexy + witty = Sarahhh's stories! This one was awesome! =)

Don t know how you keep doing it Sarah

just keep doing it. Your stories are the best and get me the hardest

Scott IL

Sarahhh...another one from wherever you bring them up...and just as fantastic! You made another stiffie tonight!

awsome sarahh, keep them cumming

Another exciting story. Kept me hard all the way just thinking of the "punch" line at the end.

Instead of giving, Santa kept "cuming and cuming". Come to my mall little girl!!!

Wonderful story! Sarahh's humor and love of fucking is always a turn on.

You sure know how to bring out the Christmas sprit in me.

CP_D

Once again sarahh has given us her all. That was a great xmas story to get ready for the holidays. The redhead has giving a xmas gift we all want to open.

Love an ending that has a sense of humor and adds a bit of realism to things too. I'm sure he's not the first Santa to get a good laugh at the expense of a ho ho ho.

Thanks Sarah,

The little bitchy girl really deserved all that happed to her! Great Ending...

You're the only 1 I know who could sit on Santa's lap and have him pay you. Good job, hun and look forward to more. Steve

Hi Sarahhhhaa,only you have the twist in the tail,yet again

another great story from no1 authoress.keep em cummmimg.

Have a great christmas and a very Happy new year.

That sure was naughty and nice!

It's not just the story you tell, it's the way you tell it and you tell it with panache. Your dialogue sings and your humor is at times side-splitting but never dampens one's arousal. Plotwise, this could have been deadly serious or deadly dull but thanks to your style, it's sizllingly silly.

Sarah: This is one of your best. I loved it and will read it many, many more times. Great story, or truth.

Ethanjones

Another fantastic story!...I love reading your writing...it always gets me hard! Fantastic surprise ending too! Loved it!

You have caught all of what we want with this story. Great to read at work and do the job too.... wink, wink.

Sarah, Again another great story. Santa was the lucky one this year. He got the sexiest lady around for his present, you.

Sarahhh,

I am working the Northgate Mall each nite till closing between now and Christmas. Please stop and have a candy cane.

Exsnipe

You have done it again. That was an awesome story. You kept my interest to the very end and the suprise ending wow is all I can say. Keep up the great writing and I am looking forward to reading more.

Just like a ho...Sarah you are just tooooo trusting...I've done the Santa thing for several years now...I have a WHOLE new appreciation for ole St Nick now. So THAT's what under that jelly belly...My one question is...Sarah...is your sweet little cuny worth over $25,000? Then Santa found that illusive of all male holy grails...the GOLDEN PUSSY...Kick ass depraved as always Sarah...and LOLOLOLOL...

Demi Moore gave it up for $1M in Indecent Proposal did she not. It's all about supply and demand me thinks. Adam Smith in his book The Wealth of Nations of many, many years ago described it as the "law of diminishing pussy returns."

AS ALWAYS YOU CREATE GREAT SCENESAND MAKE ME SOOOO HORNY ! ! !

In this sexy, funny Christmas romp a canny young virgin entices a mall Santa Claus to purchase various items of couture in return for favors to...herself! Clever girl...maybe. I think she should have gotten some fishnet stockings as part of the bargain, but I guess Santa was in a hurry by then. He certainly wasn't in a hurry to take good care of her more immediate needs...quite hot. I'd be a mall Santa if I thought I'd encounter this girl.

Best line: "If my parents ever found me with rubbers I'd be paying my own cell phone bill."

Great title, too. Read it all the way through: the trick ending is worth it.

Sarah really knows how to put the X in Xmas! The girl brings fresh meaning to the holidays. If I found her under my tree, Id be sure I opened the condoms first!

Bill, perv lawyer in Nash

The seduction of Sarahhh with her own brand of tongue-in-cheek (now there's a place she could use her tongue)take on selling her virginity. As always, good top the last drop.

hey sarahhh i loved this story to they r all so hot that u get me so hard and horny i had to wank again i loved it so much just like u

What is really sad is that this "Story" should rate at about a 2.0...but because a bunch of cyberwankers cant wait to get their new titty pic they about piss all over themselves...

Im going to add this to my favorite's page...does that get you a shot of the bald beaver...

What do you get if you add the author to your favorites page...a picture...and a dirty email...

I wonder what you get if you buy the book...

Don't you think it's time some of you guys grabbed some balls and tried to act like men???

Great story Sarahhh sweetie! Makes me want to volunteer to be the santa at my local mall. And then i would wish for you to be sitting in my lap... if wishes do come true at Christmas Time, i'm a-wishing for a face sitting from you!!

Thanks for the story!! Definitely a way to get my day going!!

nice job sarah ending it with some down and dirty sex would have been perfect but its a good story love the end the best.rj

Sarah, shame on you. You didn't give me ANYTHING for buying your book. What's up with that? (Great book though, people. Go to Amazon.com and search on "Rattrap" to get your very own copy). Oh and Sarah, I thought this story was hilarious and real smutty. At least you don't write the kind of pretentious pseudo-erotica that mrsgiggles.com finds so tame and timid. You should though, maybe you'd win the contest. LMFAO!

I've never had a titty pic, a shot of the bald beaver, or even a dirty email from Sarahhh. I enjoy the stories, the originality of plot, the strength of the writing, the sense of fun, and the sometimes deliberate provocation. This is another well written tale, teased along by the author's note at the start.

Apparently Anonymous in Disgust thinks I should get myself some balls. Thanks for the advice pal, but until you have the balls to put your name on a piss-poor comment like that I don't think you're the person to be handing out that advice.

Too serious!

Jingle Balls indeed!

You never got a pic, mmacm? We're gonna have to fix that! Yo Deborah, what about when we did phone sex? And your husband listened in on an extension? I know he did, I could hear his heavy breathing. Thanks for plugging my book but I'm still not letting you plug me with that big dong you like to strap on. These trolls are boring me. Same old, same old. Me thinks I'll just delete them from now on. What did you mean about the FBI you said on one comment?

Hilarious, I enjoyed this. A good piece of writing. Hat's off to the author.

Once again you wrote a great story. I loved the suprise twist at the end. Nothing like a good candy cane is there.

I loved your writing style. You mixed in some holiday humour with an erotic story.Your storyline had a good twist to the ending. Keep up the good work!

Very nice - cum twice this morning!

I get the biggest hard-ons from you - and real feel good too not dirty, even when it's kinky, which I love if that makes sense

Peter

Liked the story, esp. the ending. I laughed my head off. The author should move her comments to after the story, as they give away the ending somewhat. Other than moving the comments, it's perfect.

Sarahhh,,, I would never ask to touch you babe,,, But I would luv to just cum all over your Beautifull tits... you are so good at writing... Please lets do phone sex babe?? :-)... Larry...

I will give you 50/100. The imagination was there but I did not get that much horny. There is a lot of scope for improvement.....

Great story to be expected I want to be Santa

Dammit!! That was fuckin hilarious!! Laughing...*tears in eyes* damn you are funny girl!!

see what all the fuss was about. I found it crass, vulgar and not very funny. It was also extremely predictable. You must be a popular girl to get the comments you are getting. I, for one, am not afraid to leave my name on a comment. I also will say, this is the last time I read one of your stories. Keep your day job. Unless it's writing, of course.

Once again sarah you have done it!!!!! I have often dreamt of such a thing any of the times I have been Santa...as always you are truly one of the best writers on here!! Thanks for everything. I will put in a really good word with Santa for you this year!

Thank you, that is back to the old storys.. good sex, great visuals, and alot of fun to read. I totaly didn't see the end comming. What a great story!

Would love to stuff your stocking. Great fun. Great sex. Great story.

This is one of your best yet - loved it!

For those of us who know her, and fro those of you who will.. Sarah has once again astounded us (her reading audience adn devoted fan club) with her latest literary (Litrotica) masterpiece... incrediblly sexy and hot as well as funny and adventuous... mixing reality with fantasy, satire with humor... not to mention that she is a very beatiful lady with a kinky lustful, fantasy filled mind and lushous body to go with it... the girl of every man's dreams, enjoy her latest and you will read them all... thank you once again, my dear sweet lady, for sharing a part of you with us... Robert, from San Diego

It's good to see that there is nothing to sacred for Sarah to fuck. Priests, relatives, devils and now Santa ... can't wait for a little beastiality at Easter.

Made me harder than a chinese jig-saw. A little camel-toe under the mistle-toe. Come down under any time for a real white christmas ...

Sarah, your stories naver cease to arrouse me, this one is no exception, "lucky Santa". Next year I'll make sure it's me employed as Santa in your local mall, I would love to follow in your uncles debauched ways.

So what 's your next challenge? How about the "Three wise men", Kings from afar bearing gifts of Gold, Incest and More (sic). Just watch out for their camels, they are reknowned for their humps!!!!!!!!!

Once again, I loved your story Sarahhh! You are a great writer!

Oh, my, Sarahhh! You've outdone yourself! I'm so proud of you, especially the clever "stripes" on condom description. The demonstration of how Santa couldn't cum with the condom on--you remembered me! Do you remember the 5 spurts of thick gooey jizzm I sprayed? I knew you would. The twist at the end, Uncle Thomas out of jail & a Santa...so nice. And, So naughty!!!

I was ready to go to work and thot I would take a quick look for a new story from you. There it was (Pound Yon Virgin) and it was fantastic as usual. Only problem is...now I have to shower again. Can't go to work smellin like cum! Or could I? Hmmmmm.

As always you have proven your are a very naughty girl. One that any Santa would love to stuff with his goodies. Maybe Santa should tie you to the chimmey and spank your behind before entering the warm tight wetness of your virgin love? I wonder what Mrs. Claus would think? Or would she want to enjoy the gift you gave Santa? I know if I was Santa I would make the night last 365 days a year, each night giving you something wonderful to enjoy. And the words Ho Ho Ho take on a new meaning with our nasty little girl. Well little sweet one, may all your dreams be wet and hot and may Santa visit you each night giving you many delights. Now get down on your knees and show Santa what a good girl you are.

UrGuy

Another classic from Sarahhh. Especially loved the surprise ending.

great story-loved the ending-it was hot & just the right length & with the right surprise -as you know i've followed your career for a long time-getting better all the time-cant wait for the next book-will you autograph it for us:)?

what a Santa! What a virgin! Great Sarahhh!

Monk

It might be bias, but Outstanding story. Sarahhh gets better and better with each story. She's my favorite author.

really good story and terrific punch line sarah.

What a great Xmas present this was...a wonderful hard on just from readng this story!. Why couldn't I ever have met such a beautiful naive young virgin at a mall? Maybe next year I'll go shopping in a Canadian Mall. Perhaps I can meet someone like over the Spring Holiday if I dress like the Easter Bunny. But, Sarah...you just keep getting better and better and hotter and hotter. Keep it up-just you like you keep me up!

A good ending indeed!!!

Sarah, you do write interesting tales of how you lost your virginity. Surprising that the rupturing of your hymen, still alowed you to enjoy, the agony of defeat. A little difficult to believe, that you could deep throat on your very first venture into fellatio. But it is nice to fantasize about what it might be like to deflower a virgin, both her pussy, and her mouth.