Funny twist about penis size. Ninety nine percent complain about it being too small.
I still would have dumped the cheating whore.
While not being part of the kick-em-to-the-curb crowd and having been accused via email of being a wimp due to other comments, even I was a bit uncomfortable with a reconciliation after such a lengthy affair. However, I prefer happy endings and it seems the happiest for all in this story with the way it ended.
Pride goes before the fall they say. Too many seem too eager to cut their nose off to spite their faces.
I found a couple of things in this story I really liked. The first of course was the twist at the end. I must admit I did not see that coming. If not for that twist, I would not have liked the way it ended at all.
The other was the relatively unique reason for discovery of the affair. Not too many stories have the husband finding out due to an allergic reaction to peanuts.
Thanks for writing!
I have a hard time believing it. Still, it is a great twist, and worth the read.
you kept the suspense going until the end. - but who is the daddy?
Without them we wouldn't have these stories to read!! Sometimes women a just life support systems for their cunts, then there are the other two days in the year LOL
But what a cool twist on the obvious -
LOL nice one - He still pushes my - limit - for live and let live but the concept was great and it was well executed - nice work -
To leave a child behind for the Cuck of a husband to raise. :)
you actually read the story?
Otherwise I can't understand your last comment about the older man leaving a child behind with her? A year after his death?
Now that would indeed be a twist on the story!
... but this certainly was a different twist on the penis (Did I really just call a cock a penis?) size problem in a lot of these cheating wife stories.
... he said she had the baby a year after the old man's funeral. At last check, it takes nine months from conception, if all goes well, to give birth. Since I think I can safely say that no dead man has ever impregnated anyone, there's a pretty good chance that the baby is not the old man's. Think about it.
If you are a male your stories are written as if by a female cunt, what i mean there is a undertone of man hate like you would like to watch the nice boy at school get beat up or have his parents die, Ive read some of your stories and while not hard and plodding to read are half done and pro cuckold. there is no redeeming written qualities to any female characters i mean ive checked .. NONE! They are not all that sexy and the males seem to rejoice in being betrayed and just seems to wallow in it, and the cunts have to written character other than as a beat stick,and this one is just the same. So you are a female or a self hating male
While I understand the intent with the "cock size" twist, the story still did not sit well with me. First of all, a bit of verbiage about her doing something to warrant a reconciliation would have been nice.
Second, it was not just about cock size. She admitted to sharing emotional time with the old guy, dining conversation, etc., and completed that betrayal with needing to go to his funeral for closure. Obviously she felt some love for the old guy rather than just love for his normal sized cock.
This is one husband who should have moved on down the road and found a woman who was happy with him and his over-sized dick.
Cock size references in most of the stories in this section usually end up in the cuckold fetish.
Hey lonewolf, I understand your position but the story did not say she ha a baby a year later, it only said that a year later they had a beautiful daughter, so it could have been born sooner than one year.
... I sort of see your reasoning. After all, she was a cheat. The reasons don't matter so, consequently, the baby could have been anyone's. My mistake was ruling out the old man as the only prospect other than her husband. Since she was okayed by the doc to resume bedroom activities at one year after the old man's death and since this is usually done six weeks after the birth, that would have made her gestation period 10 1/2 months for the old man to be the father. Since there was no mention of the baby weighing 20 pounds, I think we can safely rule out the old man's sperm having anything to do with the pregnancy.
And Absolutely rediculous! No woman is going to complain about a husband with too big a dick. This is just another wimp husband and a lying cheating slut. That is not love!
@ Mustang88LX Look at the internet about dick size and pussy size and the pain. The Gauss distrobution is the most common among the biological sizes, so one of the pussies will get PAIN from big dicks and other part of the pussies will not get pain from big dicks. The second group pussy type women are not good for below the average dick sized men!
A little collection from internet:
http://ask.met afilter.com/62983/Is-my-large-penis-going-to-kill-m y-happy-relationship
http://sexuali ty.about.com/od/sexualhealthqanda/a/penis_too_big.h tm
I read a confession from a woman on the Net. The woman wrote she is happy, because she and her husband became fat, so her husband's dick does not reach into her pussy and her pain disapeared after 20 years marriage!!!!!!!!!!!!
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