by misterechik
Why is this in the "Humor" section? Sounded pretty dang smart to me!
Ladies, please don't insist on having a conversation or try to make the guy describe everything he's doing or wants to do, or likes about you, during sex. If it's not the guy's thing, it's extremely damn annoying.
I'm not bitter, honest. Not much, anyways.
I like the way the advice is balanced and fair ot both sides. Only thing I did notice is on the #10 in the first part, it should be don't go from anal to vaginal, that is the nasty one, vaginal to anal is the lubing one
Thanks for someone out there laying out in a simple manner, the foundation for building on a loving, or a fucking relationship. This is really good!
You made me laugh... but it all was totally true with what you said... To many people out here just look after what makes them feel good... And not worried about their partner... But to me... I try my best to please my partner B-4 I am satisfied... But Im kinda old... Every one please read what she wrote... And really think about it... Ty Misterechik... I hope the really read and think about what you wrote... Larry....
11. Birth control is mutually important! If you're going to have sex, be prepared. Condoms are a fashionable choice.
12. If you're doing anal sex for the first time, too much lube may not be enough. Vasoline will weaken condoms and cause them to break. Use a water based jelly like K-Y. Push a large dollop into the anus, smear some around the anus, and lube the shaft well.
13. If you switch from Vaginal to Anal (or Anal to Vaginal), change the condom. Which is cheaper: 75c for a condom, or $30 for a prescription to clear up a bacterial infection from fecal matter?
I laughed and plan on forwarding it to my wife. Not htat she needs advice, but I love to hear her laugh. Thanks
I looked silly, I'm sure, with reading, nodding my head and laughing, all at the same time...lol...Thank you misterechik......*G*..Phil...
Add item. Ladies: Don't cough hard during sex. He can come unstuck.
its ok to hold the head gently during bj. you just have to make sure the woman is in control.
and, my ass is too tight. you'll never get anything in there.
No, just kidding. Made me and my guy laugh our asses off after I read it aloud to him though. Also, comment on advice for guys #1; why is it that a good porn can ruin itself in an instant when the guy pulls out of the girl's ass and sticks it in her mouth? This has caused me to go from oooh to eeeew in 2.5 seconds! Speaking as a health care professional, the micro organisms that are meant to be in your colin are not meant to go anywhere further up your digestive tract! Read up on e-coli and what it comes from and you'll understand just why a2m is very, very wrong.
I laughed like crazy at your comment. don't you realize a woman's ass is just as tight, and you 'can't get anything up there'?
next time you try to push a woman into doing anal, think about a thick 8 inch long pointy thing being shoved into a hole that's too tight.
didnt miss much here, and covered all the important issues :P nice work!