by Unbridled_Passion
Very funny! I have never had an elephant problem, but I will remember your invaluable tips just in case...
Truely funny............ I hate those pesky elephants....
It's certainly believable, but does it work on Indian as well as African elephants ???
(Indian elephants have smaller ears)
My neighbor called the cops on me when she saw me jerking off on my plants. Then, the cops threw a rope around my penis. They thought it was a snake. I told them that I was showing my trunk to scare ofF the elephants.
They told me that I'll be out the beginning of June after my 30 days of observation. Thanks for nothing. I don't even have elephants.
Weird but creatively funny.
i stay in assam and we have a lot of wild elephants. they keep on destroying the fences all the time. i will try to follow your wonderful advice. could you please tell me what does an elephant ear plant look like? the masturbating is not really working. i had my whole village masturbate around the field, but the crops are getting destroyed.
Wish this guide was around when I bought my house! Maybe it's not too late to give these helpful-sounding tips a try. Thanks for the giggles :)
truly witty and imaginative, a very entertaining literary journey ... (chuckleboned) (~_~) good luck and most definitely thanks for sharing!
...i'm very grateful for this wealth of a good advice. Now what can I do to get rid of aphids?
lol...very cute. glad that is not a problem that i have had i thought kids were enough guess you have more on your plate than i do on mine. keep up the good work and good luck in the contest.you have my vote.
love,
nin (sandra)
I'm curious what your advice would be to get rid of grubs. :) A wonderful bit of satire - delivered perfectly. Well done.
I'd love to get those pesky chickens off my front porch.
The title alone was worth it... I just think elephants are inherently funny. :) Great how-to! I'm still smiling!
Selena
You've created a very amusing something on how to get rid of a something else that was never there in the first place and is most unlikely to appear anywhere near your yard in the future. Very clever.
The neighbors here already think I'm weird. Doing this would prove it!...... Good luck.
I read this story two weeks ago, and have spent the time since jerking off all over my 150-acre ranch. Needless to say, by the time we bought the mice, my "trunk" was just too dad-gummed tired for any sex, let alone loud sex. So we skipped that part. You guessed it, elephants out the wazoo. I'm quite certain that this would work in suburbia, though. Thanks.
Elephant powder is a well-know cure-all for the condition.
Simply spread over the flower-beds.
Be warned, though; it can also affect domestic pets.
So that's what the people who lived here before me did. I've never seen any sign of elephants.
What a funny idea to write about. It should be quite true too.
Thank you so much for the wealth of information (you never know when you'll need it). Do you know how to attract africn parrots?
Ok
The punchline.
Good :)
And furthermore...
I believe you're right too.
Cheers
Yoron