How to Spot a Literotica Author

Amusing

actually, the scale is unfair as I believe this is 95%. I loved the tongue-in-cheek nature of the last bit about signs. But I'm sure there are also other signs that could have pushed the envelope much further.

Loved it!

Loved it! Clever, witty, creative, and inventive. We need more stories like this. Great.

Entertaining!

I know a writer that recently moved. A woman in his complex asked him if he was so-and-so that wrote stories on Literotica. He had revealed a little too much information in his bio and blogs. Perhaps LSFK could be interested in joining the Pa Mafia here on Lit.? The meetings are a blast, but I never want to see theBullet in his underwear again!

It made me smile

Great fun! Not sure I fit any of your descriptions, but who knows! You might want to think about revising this slightly to put out for the magazine market. I think it could do with a few more examples to round it up a little.

Well done!

Crock of Crap

I don't do any of the things you mention. Good fiction though.

hehehe

That was awsome. Really quite funny, and I even do some of those things. Hehehe. I'll be sure to check a few people out for those 'symptoms' *runs off to interogate 'suspects'*

Oh no, I've been caught!

When I was writing my first stories for Literotica, I was embarrassed to tell people what I did. I've always loved writing, but I'd never written anything like what I'd read on here, so I gave it a go. Little did I know that when I started I wouldn't be able to stop! I rediscovered my love for writing and I'm so glad I have a place to share it with others. Now I proudly tell people what my hobby is. I get a few strange looks, but for the most part people just shrug and go on with business as usual.

Great Job

Well done. I especially liked the lines about letting the outhors know how they are doing. Nothing gives me greater pleasure than knowing my work instilled enough emotion in readers for them to respond. I do't care if it's good or bad. If they respond, it means they were affected by my work, and that makes it all worthwhile.

So True!

I think the best writers are the normal people with normal jobs - love this site.

True! True!

This is ridiculously true. . .I HATE HATE HATE the 1bomb.

I know what you mean.

Yes, Most times when I read or hear something, a sexy version comes to mind for a new story.

Thanks

Thanks, you are right. I always wanted to write, now it is easier with a world processer. We like to hear if we are good or bad. Here we write for just pleasure, but we hope that those who read them will enjoy them as much as we enjoy writing them.

Funny because it's true

Also painfully ironic that some dork gave a 1 bomb. Just goes to show that no matter how good a piece is, there's going to be some random, drive-by 1-bombing of a perfectly good contribution. Not even the critique of the literotic writing life is spared the facts of said life. . . . Well done, tho. Very well done.

Wasn't there Supposed to a Little Adjective

preceding the word "Literotica" in the titling of this piece, Ms. LadynStFreknBed?

OMFG!

You outed me. That description is me to a 't'. Now all my friends, family co-workers and neighbors (they all read literotica) know I write online filth and I am one of the scum of the earth.

Oh well, takes one to read one.

I loved this. ..

I think you described just about everyone I know in one way or another. :D Great job!

ITS EASY

If they are men and right handed they have bulging right biceps,if left ,they have bulging left biceps.If they havea kipper smell then they are women.Anything else run like fuck

Great take on Lit authors

Whenever I go out where there a lot of people, I enjoy trying to figure out which ones have the same kinds of crazy, sexy things spinning around in their heads as I do. If only I could read minds for just one day . . .

You mean that guy following me in the

trench coat isn't a fellow author? Very well written, cute and amusing. Wonderful work!

Oh Wow... this is way too true

I loved this. How funny. I just hope no one I know sees it or I'm going to be outed in seconds.

Sometimes something startles you when it intrudes

from 'nowhere'. E.G. while pondering a followup to my NAKE, ED's PLACE story [suggested by a reader comment], I was setting up Sarah Lee and Rach Ray in a scene. Rachel Ray was on TV, giving food advice, but I wasn't paying attention. Lost in thought, suddenly her voice seemed to triple in volume as she told us, "I keep my nuts in the fridge." WHAT? Ohhh, that's going in my story! What a perv! [HER, not moi.... ;-) ]

AH NO!

CURSES! My secret identity has been compromised, my designs are thwarted! Well done, Thwartmaster, this article is both way too funny and oh so true.

Oh this had me in stitches... very funny and very accurate.

Hilarious!

Guilty as charged! And by the way, I gave five stars, so no need to worry about the number 1 here!

Excellent and Hilarious

I loved this article. The search history had me doubled over and in tears. I can relate. Additionally, since several of my series involve aircraft, the plane crash did me in. Thank you for an excellent article.