All Comments on 'Carol Vorderman: Home Alone'

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AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
Brilliant!

I enjoyed every word; erotic,well observed and....erm....stimulating.

There isn't nearly enough written about curvy Carol and I hope

you'll write more about UK celebs. (I'd really love to read your take on the likes of Fiona Phillips, Lorraine Kelly etc.)

mightyhatters at hey ho hel dot com

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
TIRED

I must admit she looks tired these days,now I know why,she still has a lovely bum though.

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
mmmmm!!!!

I think Carol still has it all, I also think that she would far rather have a good stiff cock than a cunt. Though I'd love to see some sexty photos of Susie as well There were some very good ones of Carol a couple of years back but they seem to have disapperaed. Any ideas?

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
NEW

New twist,a certain series will never be the same for me.This is for one of the comments go to Carols Bum,website ,there you will see some really sexy pictures of her.To the author,you would be amazed at the following she has,not bad for a woman in her forties.

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
Srarted Something Now

Do a sequel,where Suzy gets it from Carole,or even better Lorraine Kelly does Carole,with a strapon of course.

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
On a Winner

Conjure up some more lesbian escapades for Carol as someone has already suggested.You may be nearer the truth than you think.You are on a winner here,I am surprised that someone has not thought of it before.

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
Not so sure

Jusr watched a session of countdown,not so sure Suzy is so small,this story is mindboggling,how about the lesbian adventures of Vord of the board?PART 2,3,4,5 ETC ETC.

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
LIKED THIS

Just imagine Carols big bum in lesbian action,dont suppose a sequel is on the cards though,you would have plenty of readers Especially if a certasin Scottish lady was involved with Carol.

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
Possibilities.

The possibilities for stories like this,involving lesbian relationships of well known women on British television are almost limitless.There is obviosly a great interest in such stories,all it needs is someone like you to take up the challenge.Go on you have the skill,have a go.

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
Amazed

Just watched an episode of Countdown,Suzy is pregnant,wonder how Carol is managing now,in fact I think she is quite possessive of her friend .Some of the comments she makes,indicates that.How about another episode of Lush Lovely Carol and her preferably lesbian adventures.

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
WHAT AN ARSE

What an arse you are,Carol lives in Bristol,I am asurprised you are still alive ,or are you?

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
SEEMS TO ME

Many would love to see Carol in lesbian action,wonder why,if you do a sequel what about her with Nigella or Penny Smith

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
Great subject

Crap story, how many times do we need to be told that it is Carol Vorderman, that aside is was OK until the anal, and aagghh and uugghhh are out of the Beano

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
A Silly tale

I somehow cant see Carol,getting up to this sort of thing.I cant see her playing with her bum.I can imagine a sexy tale about, her maybe with a girl friend,but no anal if you dont mind.

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
Dont Know

Dont agree with last comment,I can see her bum comming in for some action,preferably rubbing her labia against another well known womans pussy,as they reach the peak of tribadic orgasm,with tits akimbo and their stocking encased legs locked around each other.

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
You Missed The Boat

You should see her today,red dress ,loads of tit and an arse to die for,eat your heart out Lady Sonia AND Kirsty Blue????Makes this story real rubbish

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
EVEN BETTER TODAY

What more can I say

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
Just found this

Very erotic a lesbian fuck as already been suggested,who knows?

AnonymousAnonymousabout 16 years ago
Thanks from a Carol fan

Great that someone's had the guts to tackle the subject of the gorgeous Carol. Good story, maybe a little over the top with the anal, but hey - who knows if she likes it, and this is fantasy anyway. By the way, seeing her on the latest Countdown series I'm almost sure she's had a boob job - they do look bigger, and she seems much more willing to wear outfits that emphasise them. Anyone agree, or is it just my imagination? I confess its still her legs and sexy stilletos which are my main attraction. Anyway, well done you.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 16 years ago
CV

Ello Starfleet,

Nice to meet u on anuver site. Stil a nice story!

ATB Sandiesson

AnonymousAnonymousabout 16 years ago
Agree

Carol certainly appears to have had a boob job,she looks better now than she ever did.this story needs chapter 2

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
carol and me.

we are in a hotel in Leeds and after dinner we went to our room and Carol said *shall we play game* i went over to her and we started kissing touging each other and caraol slipped her hand inside my pants and started to rub my balls getting me hard she knelt down in front of me and started to suckmy prick and i knew i wouldnt last long and she could feel me cumming and said to me Can i swallow you babe by the time i could answer she had drunk me dry * now i want you to fuck me in the bum I like it up my arse 8so now give it to me you perv and fuck me hard and hurt me as much as you want the harder the better and i did as the lady wanted and she says Leave your spunk in me i ant to finger myself and taste you.the we both went to sleep

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
sick fuck

enjoyable but too much information on materials - less egyptian cotton, more creamy cuming next time!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
lucy and carol

LUCY TAKES ME TO HER ROOM AND CAROL IS ON THE BED NAKED PLAYING WITH HER PUSSY LUCY GOES OVER AND BETWEEN HER LEGS SPREAD CAROL WIDE AND ASK ME OVER GO ON PERVERT LICK HER OUT NOW AND LUCY GETS BEHIND ME AND PLAYS WITH MY BALLS AND THEN SHE GETS HER TOUNGE UP MY BUM AND STARTS TO WANK ME CAROL SAYS GO ON PERV HURT ME I LOVE BEING HURT I BIT ON HER HER PUSSY LIPS AND SHE SREAMED FOR MORE LUCY GOT UNDER ME AND ATARTED TO SUCK MY COCK I WAS SO HARD SHE BIT MY KNOB AND LICKED ME 1 SIDE THEN THE OTHER AND STARTED TO TAKE ME FURTHER IN HER WARM MOUTH CAROL CAME OVER AND PUT HER DILDO ON AND GOT BEHIND ME AND I SAID FUCK ME CAROL HARD AND HURT ME I WANT YOU ALL UP MY BUM I AM ABOUT TO CUM NOW AND LUCY FINISHES ME OFF BY SUCKING ME DRY AS CAROL IS FUCKING ME LUCY GETS BEHIND CAROL AND STARTS TO LICK HER BUM LUCY SAYS FURTHER CAROL I WANT PAIN FROM THIS PERV BASTARD MAKE HIM HURT ME LUCY MAKE HIM HURT THE 2 OF AS I WANT HIS SPUNK IN MY BUM NOW TAKE ME PERV AND HURT ME YOU PERV BASTARD AND I SHOT ALL THE SPUNK RIGHT CAROLS ARSE AND LUCY FINISHED ME OFF GREAT NIGHT

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
carol and emma jesson

both are in a club having a drink when EMMA sees a guy she had fucked before and went to talk to him leaving CAROL alone at the bar 2 men came over to CAROL and asked her to dance and said OK not thinking she had to dance with the 2 of them at once.they starte to undress her till she was naked and she starts rubbing her body against them making their cocks get hard she gets down on her knees and started to suck them both at the same time then EMMA came over and got undressed and then she got behind 1 and spread his arse and buried her tounge right up him and this made hime shoot his spunk right up CAROL and she got on her knees and licked him clean while EMMA was licking the other 1 clean CAROL got behind EMMA and started to stick her tounge up EMMA making her explode then in comes LORRAINE KELLY KATE GARRAWAY FIONA PHILLIPS PENNY SMITH LUCY KITE ANDREA MCLEAN ANNEKA RICE AND foloowed by 14 blackmem work out what happened all through the night

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 14 years ago
YES, BUT.....

Thanks for posting this very enjoyable story about the delicious Carol. My only slight caveat is that, throughout, you repeat her full name too many times, which is a little distracting as it breaks the flow of the story.

Literotica is an American site, so it is likely that people who choose to read your story are Countdown viewers who know exactly who she is and don't need to hear her full name after the first time. Just "Carol" is fine, but thanks again for a welcome tale.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 13 years ago
Fuck me Susie! Thank you for giving me the most delightful fantasy,I needed it.

Yes I was trawling the web looking for sex,not any normal sex,but celeb sex.I went to the mail online website attracted there my a missalanious search for some hot young things wearing flowing dresses on the red carpet at some award evening.But so much better was to come,for it was further down the aticles,that I saw the apple of my eye.The fine full figured bodice of English tv presenter Carol Vorderman,she was in Soho London,walking alonside her two blonde girlfriends,''gee I could write some ''well contributions just thinking about it.But these three,had such sexy high heels and leggs+fet to enthrawl..me.Now she''Carol'' was wearing her fave Roland figure huging Mouret dress,and another photo set of her unable to bend and get into her in her restrictive pencil zipper dress.THis woman is hot and very good looking,she friendly and vivacious,and since I'm a bumaholic,she is an ideal espeacialy with her hour glass figure and a JLO type ass.WOW thank ou for this fantastic fantasy youv'e provded me,I just had a wank.The theatre of the mind is so useful someimes,Ms Vorderman is friendly cheerful and always smiles either as a presenter or otherwise,wow what a woman,so pretty and wonderful tits+ass.Wake up little Susie and lets have some more strap on sex!ps MY FRIEND WAS RIGHT OLDER WOMEN CAN BE HOT!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 13 years ago
lucy kite and me

we enter the room thats full of black guys 7 in all and lucy smiles and says to me I am going to have fun tonight. she goes to the middle of the floor and starts to dance moving her young body to and fro she goes up to where the guys are and gets them to strip her till shes naked and showing her big tits and starts to rub her nipples till they are hard and firm. she lays on the floor and spreard her legs wide an starts to play with herself ans puts 2 fingers up her then another 1 and looks at the guys ans says OK WHO WANTS ME FIRST 2guys went to her and started kissing her all over they put her head over the botom of the bed and another comes over and rams his hard cock in her mouth and starts to fuck her mouth till he is coming and she made sure she was going to swallow him all the way.OK TAKE ME ANY WAY YOU WANT TO I WANT TO LICK SOME ARSE NOW AND PUT MY TOUNGE RIGHT INSIDE YOUR ARSE.OK BEND OVER ALL OF YOU ANS I WILL COME BEHIND YOU AND START TO LICK YOU YOU SO COME ON I WANT YOU ALL NOW I AM SO HORNY. THEN I GO AND GET HER DOG TO COME AND FINISH HER OFF.

AnonymousAnonymousover 12 years ago
lucy kite &carol

carol is lying on the bed with her pet dog Max and in comes lucy a little drunk but she promised herself to let carol and me fuck while she goes behind me and so pread my arse apart and starts to lick my arse putting her tounge right up me i pull out of carol and get lucy to wanlk me of while shes got her tounge up me its heaven as lucy is wanking me carol comes to the front annd takes my cock in her mouth and sucks me till i come.

carol says to lucy ok babe you want to have Max oh yes please i want to suck him first and then he can finish me of fucking me with his big hard cock

thweesumsthweesumsalmost 12 years ago
Susie

True story:

It was a Countdown final today. Susie restated that she hates the word "moist", when questioned why she said "it's like 'gusset', I just don't like it". Thereby generating muted giggles all round. I'm surprised they didn't edit it out.

So in future when you see Susie, just remember "moist gusset"!

AnonymousAnonymousover 8 years ago

So good to see some hot sexy appreciation of carol. I know she's getting credit now but when she was younger I felt like I was the only one who found her so damn sexy.

I still can't stop thinking of her after all this time! I was about 15 when I first had a naughty thought about her followed by an amazing spontaneous eruption over her, then I had to rush home as quickly as possible to catch her every day after having a rock hard boner all day long at school over her.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 6 years ago
Wet dreams

I remember coming home from school and seeing carol vorderman in a pair of leather trousers, I had an erection for about two hours solid,ended up having one of my first wet dreams that night! Amazing .

Had several since too,just makes me so aroused even now.

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