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The Numbers Game

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by Honour07/26/07

AH memories

That was hillarious my dad hated so many foods including onions. He loved mums homemade soup yep you guessed she used to put the onions in whole then remove them before he came home, we would always eat the evidence. LOL i am sure glad he never read the report he had a mind like a terrier if he got an idea into it. thank you

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by Anonymous07/26/07

OK story, but check your maths!

The figures listed showed that thirty seven percent of the men that responded and twenty two percent of the women had admitted to having affairs.

That number shocked me. Not because of the number of cheating spouses but it made me ponder just who in the hell the men were fucking. The facts speak for them selves, unless there are about seven percent of the population of cheating men having gay liaisons, the numbers should be relatively the same.

Here's another number for you: about 43% of all Americans over the age of 15 are not married. Maybe the singles among us are part of the cheating statistics? Huh? Maybe? Ya think?

Its a funny story, but for chrissakes never try your hand at being a statistician. Your skills are much better suited at being an author - and a good one at that.

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by PinkSashay07/26/07

Cuckatorium!! Too much!!

Ha! I love your style, and your character is just nutty! Fantastic humour and cliffhanger at the end with the cheese-steak sub. I might be a little slow, but I never caught on to WHAT it was Joanne had admitted to lying about. Did I miss the clues?

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by Anonymous07/26/07

About the matn

Is it possible that some married women are messing around with several married men each? That would certainly help explain the numbers.

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by DesertPirate07/26/07

Hilarious!

What an unguided mind can do to a person. He just about shot himself in the ass on that one. Great story of what happens when you don't have all the facts. Just need to see a new one from LYG or HDK to know I get a laugh.

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by Anonymous07/26/07

LYG

with your kind of statistics you should be one of the experts that help govenments make their policies.The (tongue im cheek)reasoning you quote is absolutely the same as they use.Examples include such things as 4 out of 10 automobile accidents are caused by drunken drivers,this means that 6 out of 10 are caused by sober drivers.Using government type logic this means if you keep sober drivers of the roads,this will reduce the number of accidents.See how easy it is to do?

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by Anonymous07/26/07

A Fertile Repository & Deposit

Another example of a calculating mind gone bad which was good for us and -- well you get the idea.

Some minds have different charting and being fertile with random peculiarities explore randomly fields never seen on this planet by the average or normal human.

Robin Williams and Johnathan Winters come to mind with warmth and pity for those in their normal sphere of abnormality. Recognizing that one can experience them from a distance then go home or to another story as is the case here would be a blessing if they but could. Being married to them or a child of theirs could be a short drive to insanity with multiple fun's along the way.

Having said all that, you must be fun to be around in a special way but this random exposure is probably more safe.

Author - you are appreciated as is your imagination and talent - hopefully more than infrequently in the future.

With Very High Regard

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by Anonymous12/16/08

shit, i'd been compromised...

seriously, that was the point where i broke out in loud peels of laughter and my eyes watered up. duude, really really funny stuff. thank you.

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by akkaryi10/29/11

The "You'll never take me alive!" bit totally cracked me up.

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by Anonymous09/06/12

Best

Best

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by Anonymous11/12/12

Hey shit-brain

Did you ever consider that spouses are cheating with single people?

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by Tavadelphin01/16/13

ROFLMAO

That was great - yes the single partner answer is obvious but so are many other facts he seemed to cruise past heh

A fun story bout a guy who became obsessed with and idea and almost croaked for it - the in hospital scenes were priceless - "it seemed like they might have done this before" fucking hilarious. Awesome ideas d00d

Thanks so much for the fun -

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by Britease01/16/13

Ha ha ha

No, I mean it! Great and amusing little story. More please.

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by bruce2201/16/13

He is a theoretician

He manipulates the numbers but is not sure what reality they correspond to!
Great work. It is a shame that LYG stopped posting.

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