All Comments on 'LST3K Ep. 06: Witch Season'

It's a bit after midnight as I finished up reading this story, and consequently, I've had to hold in my laughter, at one point coughing hard enough to see stars (there's something to rip apart for you).

Thank you for this bit of hilarity.

DJ

Surely we're not going to have to be faced by more episodes of LST3K in every LITEROTICA CONTEST in the coming years are we? Change the name!! Write an 'original' story for once. Please oh dark one, please spare us.... embark from your houses back to danika s world, not …

That was extraordinarily silly.

I loved it. :D

Your comments are funnier than the story. I don't know where you get your ideas but it works!!! :)

More, more!

for writing a fricasseeing witch story, without a fricaseeing witch story license? It's appearing in a marvelous farce like this. Very well done. Dark.

Too funny.

<i>Dark: Beware the fun-sized Snickers bars of Lucifer!</i>

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Bwaaaahaaaaa!!!!<br><br>

<i>With a defiant cackle, she snatched up her broom and soared toward the high ceiling.

<b>Dark: Oh pahleez! ::Laughing hysterically at the cliché:: "Snatched up her broom?" Is that a clue to where she was hiding the potion? ::Ducks::</b></i><br><br>

I hope that broom has been well sanded down, to lessen the risk of painful splinters!<br><br>

<i>As a hundred times before, she was powerless to resist me. Aiming my mighty weapon of retribution, I thrust it into her cunt with a violent shove.

<b>Dark: Mighty weapon of retribution? ::Laugh:: Fear the Footlong Dong of Vengeance! Quiver in the presence of the Powerful Prick of Power!</b></i><br><br>

Actually, I think when he says his “mighty weapon of retribution,” he’s thinking more along the lines of the “pen is mightier than the sword.” He’s gonna Bic her to death.<br><br>

I nearly had an accident reading this - very funny as usual!!

I frightened the cat. A marvelous job once again. I would also like it known that I am the good little witch and had nothing to do with the evil witches portrayed in this story.

Keep them coming.

Changing my drawers...

My ribs hurt. Thanks. I needed that.

This was fucking funny. I don't need to say anything else.

This was fucking funny. I don't need to say anything else.

this was funny. I can hardly believe this was an actual story, written by an actual author, with you adding the actual snide comments.

I haven't laughed so much in a long time.

Thanks, and good luck.

Talk about purple prose. That is a rainbow! Your comments were waaay too funny. Makes me yearn for Crow and Tom Servo. Thanks for the laughs.

I now have to clean up the whiskey i had been drinking.

You and Jenny, should team up and come up with something. You both have a wild imagination. Probably would be one cool story.

DG Hear

Another great job of picking apart another Lit "Masterpiece". Good luck in the contest.

This was the funniest one yet! Please write more, but remember ... "death before disco." There's no need to terrify us like that, even if it is Halloween.

...and veddy in-te-res-ting. Good luck in the contest.

I loved it. Well written, and original.

I choked with laughter. Now I'm going to spend my morning, reading your stories while I eat peanut butter kisses...

I hadn't read any of your LST3K stories before this. I think that's going to change soon. ;)

You own me a pair of panties...

because I just PEED MY PANTS!!!!!!!!

ROFL!!!!!!!!

It's soooo true! Those peanut butter kisses are an abomination! Oh, good story too. *grinz* I laughed out loud more than I have over any story recently. Truly loved it.

ROFL. Nice Ep, dude.

The Snicker bars of the Devil LOL.

Thanks for all the comments, everyone, just in case I missed you. This is a test of the squabbling over thermometer relevancy system.

Dark, you are a genius!

I'll probably leave a comment when I can stop the tears of laughter from flowing down my cheeks. AT LONG LAST, I shall try not to melt away into giggles!

1) There was no waste grabbing. That was...WOW.

2) It was only one page long. I'm starting to believe there is a god after all.

There was not nearly enough singing, Darkni. Slacker.

Karen ;-p

that was so stupid. many a time i've felt the need to insert 'daa!' or 'Really?' or 'you think' or "puleeze' in so many stories i've read, but you really have outdone urself.

keep writing, man. the spoofs help with my belly exercises. i just keel over in rib-cracking belly crunching laughter.

You really let alot of atrocities go free here... I was laughing at, oh... I'd say prolly... Every other sentence.... (My god that story in itself WAS a sentence.) Good for you, not wasting time on obvious jokes that the rest of us (your audience) took upon ourr selves to think up and laugh at anyway like the juvenile delinquents we... Sorry... I... Am. I make every story on here sound even worse by hearing them narrated (in my head... ) by either, depending on gender mostly, Leslie Nielson or Betty White. My mind is a nice place to visit... But i wouldn't want to live there... I love your work... Im still giggling girlishly... Please write more.... Or i will be forced to do the 'Forbidden Mustard Dance' . Don't be foolish now....

Less jokes. More dancing. Dance Dark Monkey......... Dance.