All Comments on 'Hell Night'

work sucks. Tongue in cheek is supposed to be funny, this was ridiculous.

Yet another anon.prat.never mind the condoms,never used one in my life and have no intention of using them now.This is great Sarahhh,just watch dimwit get obliterated.

funniest damn story I have ever read on here. Go Pens! Looks like I will win the shirt. Mac from My Space

Celebrating Earth Day with Sarah. Might be thousands of miles away but still love your stories. Conneaut Jim

i think i might have to go back to school and find this mythical Hymen Christian College :D there's a pairr of redheaded roomies i'm just dying to meet! or is that "meat", lol.

another great story sarahhh, loved it!!

carlbuddhab from MySpace

Yeah I saw that Cars.com commercial with the brownies laced with horse laxitives around a dozen time during March Madness. Hilarious & so is your story. Keep it up! XXXX the Manster

Hi Sarah, great story, your earth card is very appealing.Ged

Once again Sarah you have written an amazing story. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

ANOTHER WONDERFULLY BLAZING HOT STORY, SARAH. VERY CREATIVE WITH A HILARIOUS ENDING. YOU [YOUR STORIES, TOO] ALWAYS LEAVE ME WITH A HAPPY ENDING! HAPPY EARTH DAY AND THANKS FOR THE CARD! LOVE YA LOTS!

-LEN

a writer on this site who is biblically literate. lol. rev jimmy

Has finally dropped???Brilliant,JIMBO.

Very Unreal story and I can't give you 100% for humor

Soooooo.. the best I can do is 50%. You do not want me to lie and say it was earth moving do you?.

What will you think of next girl? Your stories are hot as hell & a horny hoot. This one made my dick spit it laughed so hard

Sarahhh you are so sexy. the card was great, your body is so sexy that I would be satisfied just looking at you in person and me jacking off at you. Im not hard to please... Your pics always make me cum. ty

Another winner from the Steelers babe! You rock, Boxter Bob

What's up with that anonymous comment about the story is unreal? That sounds like one of the daughters of Belial. Of course "they" don't want people to believe fallen angels are returning to earth to seduce human women. But some of us know otherwise, now don't we?

You are so, so naughty! Get the behind me, Satan! There can only be one reply — "Jesus wept," (tears of laughter, no doubt!) Lots of laughs, and gentle satire.

Now, when someone catches me reading on this site, I can honestly tell them that I was reading the Bible. Never has reading the Bible been so enjoyable

Amen.

see what happens when you have two hot redheads to play with! I would love to get between Sarahhhhs legs and watch my temp climb!!

this one was different...yet still well done. good research on the Biblical quotes...nice tongue in cheek spin to this story. twas very humerous! all virgins should research sexual technique on the internet. Great picture..i would love to cum all over yuo.

You always seem to come up with some new twist on humor, an unusual context and some great sex in your stories! Your picture in your card came straight from your creator too! Love your stories!

Bill

"No more limp, lifeless locks for you, sarahhhh...all you have to do is minister to my monstrous member"...All of us down here in Miami Beach always look forward to the next installment of the sarahhh chronicles.It was 87 degrees and sunny on the beach today but your story was even hotter! Why don't you leave Pittsburgh and come down here and frolic nude on the beach and become a DOLFAN? Good luck in the contest, jim and gabby

As another senior humorist on this site (from Boston I believe) have said it really pays to read good humor here. For once it's very educational, like you get to fill all kinds of gaps in your education, especially in all the classes you have missed (or slept through) on Sunday school. Second, it's very often also very funny too, so you get educated while you are laughing (or vise versa).next I have some un answeredquestions about Jonah and the Arch and how they managed all kinds of issues there,,,

I was reading this story on my laptop while having breakfast at my favorite wireless coffee shop. The guy at the next table was eating a chocolate something. I got to the part in the story about the brownie with the horse laxative. I almost shit MY pants. Your "I Love Dick" story is also hilarious. A new fan, Raymond

Satan's son is a Raiders fan, I love it. I could have used a little more sex in this story, but it was a fun read. I was particularly impressed by your usage of the Book of Enoch. Nicely done there.-Noman

Near the end you say "Ten minutes later the two brothers came running out howling like banshees." Banshees are female spirits, dumb ass.

Sarahhh, you should have made them eunics. Still it was a wonderfully satirical story. I especially liked the way you slipped in the Ben Gay. I was wondering how that would work out.

Well Anonymous (the second one down), if the boys from the bottomless pit were castrated, they just might be wailing like banshees (female spirits), 'eh? Dear readers, do not forget to check out some other erotically entertaining stories in the Earth Day Contest like "Cousin SCOURIES Tree Hugging Daughter" by scouries and the "Earth Day, Sioux Indian Style" series by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER. Those two dudes are making me a new bra and collaborating on a story about it, which will be submitted for the HOW-To Contest (and will probably be rejected) entitled "How to Cup Your Cake, and Eat It Too."

Allison did great research, then put that theory to application with incredible BJ's - made me ache!! I loved the second "dose" of brownies sending the boys back to Hell with burning assholes - and BenGay! Keep 'em coming Sarah! (or cumming, your choice!)

Another Great story Sarah. Earth day is quickly starting to become one of my favorite holidays, because of you. You always keep begging for more stories from you. Keep up the great stories.

Rick

Your mind is as hot and creatively talented as your body is hot and temptingly delicious Sarah. Another wickedly wonderful piece from you. I agree...Earth Day is becoming my favorite holiday thanks to you!!!!

I can always depend on Sarah for a great and unusual story.

She's a jewel even if she is a Steelers fan.

Go Jaguars!!

WOWWW..what a HOT story !!! From all the comments I can see many people also loved it !!! Write more !!!

that the only lube in hell is BenGay. You are one helluva preacher. I particularly love your sermons on the mount. God bless, GerryCPA (I can not remember my password)

That was a real nice story. a bit short for me but direct to the point. I would give it a four put of five stars.

"Otugbuto" (i cant remember my username)

You do have the talent for writing about interesting concepts! Keep it up! Steve.

Sarah you always amaze me with your writing and the humours

spin you put in your stories keep up the great work

Thanks for the pic

Scott in IL

I just love your stories Sarahhh Baby! You never cease to amaze me with your academic approach. I'm sure your professors are proud of their protege! I can't help but wonder, did you give them hard-ons when they were teaching???? Can't wait for your Breast Appreciation bit!

I just don't get how you keep coming up with great stories, new ideas, new directions, you are really very talented.

Sarahh is a real friend of mine and I can't wait to see her next story she's got such a twisted psyche....

Damian

Sarahhh,

Once again a great story. Although I would have liked to have read about Sarah getting fucked. Just a fantasy of mine. Keep it up! Wayne

Hmm..hadn't tried Ben Gay. OUCH! Just discovered...& I won't try it again! Still, you're talented, sweetie, and such clever usage of the Bible, for all those happily full of themselves hypocrites!! Love the name Allison, too, reminded me of my college sweetheart, delicious!

A good story as always, hot and sexy.

Always a pleasure to see another submission, even if it wasn't completel Sarah's this time.

SARAH , WRITES THE HOTEST STORIES EVER. AND SOME PEOPLE SAY YOUNG ADULTS DON'T HAVE TALENT. I SAY BULLSHIT JUST READ HER STORIES.

here is another great story by sarah, however with sarah talent and passion there is no doubt why all of her stories are as good as this.

Sarahhh

You are so wonderfully twisted

In honour of Earth Day, I want to lay you down in the grass by a babbling brook on a hot and sunny day. I want to strip you naked and bury my face deep inside you, enjoying the sweet nectar that only nature can provide...

Anther tantalizing story from one of the sexiest women on this site. Your demented sense of humor is wonderful and the sex ain't bad either. Apparently your talents are endless. I can't wait for next tale.

you are a great writer.

I jerked off 13 times to this hot story written by an extreme hottie! Keep them (and me) cumming your gorgeous-ness.

You just keep on making me cum with your super sexy stories..As usual you have something of everything here,from hetero to gay/lesbian (thats the best part for me!)You and your girl friends always have such great sex and its a big turn on for me..thanks for keeping me cumming,Sarah with your ever present sense of humour..Mike

You just keep on making me cum with your super sexy stories..As usual you have something of everything here,from hetero to gay/lesbian (thats the best part for me!)You and your girl friends always have such great sex and its a big turn on for me..thanks for keeping me cumming,Sarah with your ever present sense of humour..Mike

and erotic in a strange sort of way as well. I really like how you phrase things. Thank you for the entertaining tale! Jacqui. (I send you a feedback message with some other comments and questions)

Sarah..... I Beat My Meat & Cum

TWICE While Reading This!!!

As Always, Your an Exciting writer,

A Damn Fine Slut Sarah!!

i can't wait to read your next

story.....About the Tit's!!

You know me Sarah, i LOVE Nice

Tit's!!

Hot Story Sarah Girl, Keep Up

The Good Work & Keep Us UP!!

TittySucker

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I don't know how you do it Sarahh, but keep em coming.

Sarahhh,

You've proven you can write erotica and make it funny. Loved the way you brought the "Clinton Morality" into the story. "EATIN' AIN'T CHEATIN'!!!!"

Great story!!!

S,

Great job again! You keep it up.

Thanks,

-r

I thought you had already plumbed the depths of depravity, but honey,you've out done yourself. Being ass-fucked by your father who happens to be Satan .. now that's great stuff.

Great entertainment ..

I hope I go to HELL when I die, cause at least I know you'll be there ..

Poor boys they should have known better than to fuck with my SARAH , another good one very entertaining! BIG ED

Your stories always put a smile on my face and a rise in my pants. Great BJ story and I loved the girl on girl too.

Milton would have loved it! Sarahh, I can only say, you do have one hell of an imagination! Thanks so much for your story.

That's when Sarahhh comes up with a new twist to make me 'sit up and take notice'. Sarahhh, I think that I'm in lust......

As usual Sarahhh you've given me a great story to masturbate to. Keep up the fantastic work!

awesome submission, really great stuff, keep it up.

Did they really think they could deflower sarahh? Great story, as usual there were some twists and turns. But, that makes satire, right?

NOT one of your better ones Sarah but,

still got me HARD. Come on now Girl.....

Lets have more like the "I Love Dick"

type!!

YOUR STILL BY FAR MY FAVORIATE !!!

THANKS.......

TITTYSUCKER

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I am in awe of the way you seamlessly combine hot sex and sharp humor! Another great story! Thanks, sarahhh!

Well darling daughter, your imagination is really running wild this time! Can't imagine myself of having horse laxative or ben gay up my ass! Yikes!! I can remember someone putting "Atomic Balm" in my jockstrap in high school and it damned near burned my balls off!! Hmmm, maybe next time you are home, we could put a small amount of Ben Gay, on my cock before we fuck, what do ya think? Talk about being a HOT FUCK!!

I miss you so much darling, and am waiting on you to come home this summer. We are going to spend the whole summer at the lake house!!

Love always,

Dad

Good story,Sarahhh!

Great job as usual! Keep up the great work! Good luck in the contest,

Rick

Sarahhh, you are sick...and I love you!!! It might just be possible that you consumed a little hash to come up with this idea...but the laxative was beautiful!

Hi Sarah...so good to have you back again..I really missed your hot stories...and guess what? you've not let us down. As usual this one is laced with great humour,great lesbian sex,and good fun straight sex...Hell Night is another "best seller" for you..keep up the good work and keep me up as well....you are the best. Hope your family problems are all resolved now...looking forward to your next one..Love M..

Great story, Sarah! Wonderful humor.

Do I detect a bit of animosity toward those animals. And where did you get the rubber band idea? Homer? I wonder.

I so enjoyed the read. Love the humor, and events of Sarah & Allison. I did feel the story could have been a bit longer, but I do thank you in writing this well deserved honor of being the prime Author of many other stories.

sarahh, i have no idea where you come up with these, but they are always fun to read. Keep up the good work!

Beautiful story. I laughed so hard, I couldn't hold myself in the chair.