Oh, how I wish authors here would learn to use commas. "Don't be crude honey" and "Don't be crude, honey" have completely different meanings. The former implores him to not be like "crude honey", not be like unrefined bees' honey. The latter addresses him directly with a name of endearment and asks him to be more genteel, better mannered.
You are so much better at THIS type of story. I won't dismiss your other stories, glass houses and all that, but this is trademark Britease or at least it used to be. I don't often agree with Harry but this time I do. Nice story well written and well worked out. Keep them like this and you will get a lot more complements. Of course what you write is up to you as it should be.
$100K to upgrade to a newer model (who most likely will push out some rug rats and be a faithful wife). Sounds like a bargain to me. Great story! Well done.
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Anonymous04/28/09
Very well done
Somewhat like reading the comic strips; short read and amusing. A good change of pace tale but hopefully not to become your main style.
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Anonymous04/28/09
WTF
I'm surprised, my limp wristed Brit, I didn't think you had it in you.
It's not the type of story I want to read everyday but for today it was great. Oh my god do you know what this means?I'm actually agreeing with GW66, now that is a first! Well keep up yhe good work and thanks again for the change of pace.
Quite a change of pace from the usual Literotica fare.
It was a fun read.
Not something for daily consumption but, like a good Single Malt, a great ocassional treat.
This proves that stories don't need to be filled with sex acts to be sexy. There is lots of room left for personal fantasy.
While the revenge scenario is a bit on the trite side, the very good use of conversation to mostly tell the tale is excellent. A husband prepared without dragging cameras and sound systems around, what a concept..
This old man liked it, I personally enjoy the short pieces..thanks!
MGM
Finally, a husband that doesn't wimp out and roll over for the cheating wife.Myself, I think he should have made it rougher on the two of them,and throw the stupid cheating slut to the gutter where she belongs,put her out with nothing but the clothes on her back. Thanks for the story........Rich
I have to say this was most enjoyable, funny how a wife responds, when you turn it back on her. Need more stories like this one. Maybe if there are, some of those few wives that are tempted will think twice before they act. Plus maybe them young studs, will think is it worth having an older woman, whom I can't support in the lifestyle she is accustom.
Great work. I loved it... Almost cracked a smile.
Mickey has to be a real arse... Heads up to the anti wimp
brigade: the husband said this was not the first time she cheated...... She should have been long gone... But then we would miss out on this great confrontation.
You would be surprised at the number of unexpected success stories which were initially conceived by their authors as "side gigs" - only to establish their authors for history record by that "side -gig" (“Alice in the wonder land” is one example)...
So we find that you are G...REAT with humor, and very good with the non - masochistic, self flagellating, men bashing stories which seem to be your true passion.
I can see how this could present you with a dilemma; should you continue to experiment with what you evidently do very well, or should you resort to your old idiosyncratic passions? Admittedly I am partial to personal idiosyncrasies (mine of course), so even if grudgingly, I can't dismiss yours...
I am sure that you won’t be surprised if I told you that my very biased wish is that you give us some more (actually many more is even better) stories of the new kind...
Harry - many thanks for inspiring (or goading - however you did it) Britease to write this story!
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Anonymous04/28/09
One of
your best stories,it was short,well written and he went straight for their jugulars right from the start.very,very, very well written.
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Anonymous04/28/09
Funny stuff.
A bit over the top with everone fucking each other...and fucking each other over; but still damn hilarious. Too bad it doesn't happen like that in real life but thank goodness for stories.
This was a great read. Years ago, there was a guy in a similar situation in the UK. Though he wasn't confronted by the cheating pair, he did tell the other wife and they not only ended up fucking but got married after their respective divorces. The marriage didn't last but it was a very funny story, especially the way he told it.
Really? And Daddy's a millionaire too? Good fantasy. Thanks for the entertainment
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Anonymous04/28/09
shut up fiona
it was explained how short and to the point this story would be. i loved it, especially how charley pulled on over on them, that was nice. i understand if you dont like how the story ended fiona, but considering all the other crap on this website, its fantastic. i mean come on, the whole story was full of cliches that it was brillant. like how the husband of the boss's daughter, millions of dollars involved and getting rid of "the poor old cow" for a younger "low millege model", that really was a great touch britease and i actually would like it if you wrote a background story on charley, a prequel.
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Anonymous04/28/09
From The Bottom Of My Heart...
... THANK YOU FOR THIS!! I haven't laughed that hard in ages and this cautionary tale was absolutely perfect.
Sure.....a 21 year old millionaire's daughter who makes love like a mink. All else she needs is to own a liquor store. But so what? It was fun, it put a grin on my face and I enjoyed the whole thing. Well done.
I loved it and the title set it up, beautifully. Except, I usually don't get the "honey". It's always, "We need to talk" in that tone of voice that makes you mutter, Oh Shit, without realizing it. Good work
English
Oh my!
Nasty, nasty man — but, oh, so much FUN! A quick joy and delight.
Well I will say this is your absolute best and one
of the best loving wives tales in Lit. God, how stupid could one woman and one immature little boy be?
More please, sir. May I have more?
Another one or two of these every few days would be wonderful. I hope Harry enjoyed it, too.
It is short
Oh, how I wish authors here would learn to use commas. "Don't be crude honey" and "Don't be crude, honey" have completely different meanings. The former implores him to not be like "crude honey", not be like unrefined bees' honey. The latter addresses him directly with a name of endearment and asks him to be more genteel, better mannered.
Enjoyed it? I loved it.
What a turn around! & wow!!! what an exchange offer. Excellent story.
wow great story
when did Britease get a set of testicles? LOL...
Loved It
Good story all the way around. Thanks.
Britease?
You are so much better at THIS type of story. I won't dismiss your other stories, glass houses and all that, but this is trademark Britease or at least it used to be. I don't often agree with Harry but this time I do. Nice story well written and well worked out. Keep them like this and you will get a lot more complements. Of course what you write is up to you as it should be.
Good one!
I really liked this story. Short and to the point. A man that had a planned revenge and still held his cool. Good Read!!!
Kudo's to you
DG Hear
Aways enjoy your stories
Good read. Like most of your stories. Would loved to have known more about your and Linda's side. But this worked.
Fun Story
Usually it's the other way around with husband thinking he's got something better but either way nice job. You always write well.
Very nice story
Simple, to the point, and with pleasant surprises. Please write more stories in this manner. RAG
Yes! What a great story!
$100K to upgrade to a newer model (who most likely will push out some rug rats and be a faithful wife). Sounds like a bargain to me. Great story! Well done.
Very well done
Somewhat like reading the comic strips; short read and amusing. A good change of pace tale but hopefully not to become your main style.
WTF
I'm surprised, my limp wristed Brit, I didn't think you had it in you.
Well Done
It's not the type of story I want to read everyday but for today it was great. Oh my god do you know what this means?I'm actually agreeing with GW66, now that is a first! Well keep up yhe good work and thanks again for the change of pace.
Wonderfull!
Just the story to cheer me up and make me smile. Thank you.
WE NEED TO TALK
LOVELY LITTLE DITTY. GREAT ENDING
Quick and to the point.
For the wife a WTF moment.
Holy CRAP!! I never laughed so hard today!!
I know I often give you a hard way to go, but "HOLY CRAP!!" I mean this was so funny it brought tears to my eyes
Personally I think this was one of your best stories to date!
-Risq
As they say here in the South..."Ya done good!"
Quite a change of pace from the usual Literotica fare.
It was a fun read.
Not something for daily consumption but, like a good Single Malt, a great ocassional treat.
Well, interesting.
This proves that stories don't need to be filled with sex acts to be sexy. There is lots of room left for personal fantasy.
While the revenge scenario is a bit on the trite side, the very good use of conversation to mostly tell the tale is excellent. A husband prepared without dragging cameras and sound systems around, what a concept..
This old man liked it, I personally enjoy the short pieces..thanks!
MGM
refreshing
Finally, a husband that doesn't wimp out and roll over for the cheating wife.Myself, I think he should have made it rougher on the two of them,and throw the stupid cheating slut to the gutter where she belongs,put her out with nothing but the clothes on her back. Thanks for the story........Rich
loved it
I have to say this was most enjoyable, funny how a wife responds, when you turn it back on her. Need more stories like this one. Maybe if there are, some of those few wives that are tempted will think twice before they act. Plus maybe them young studs, will think is it worth having an older woman, whom I can't support in the lifestyle she is accustom.
A Great Case of One-Upsmanship!
Keep up the Short Stories - This was pure enjoyment!
Tons of fun
Great work. I loved it... Almost cracked a smile.
Mickey has to be a real arse... Heads up to the anti wimp
brigade: the husband said this was not the first time she cheated...... She should have been long gone... But then we would miss out on this great confrontation.
Fun Read
I liked it. It was short and to the point. A good story and well done. Keep up the good work.
What a laugh indeed!
You would be surprised at the number of unexpected success stories which were initially conceived by their authors as "side gigs" - only to establish their authors for history record by that "side -gig" (“Alice in the wonder land” is one example)...
So we find that you are G...REAT with humor, and very good with the non - masochistic, self flagellating, men bashing stories which seem to be your true passion.
I can see how this could present you with a dilemma; should you continue to experiment with what you evidently do very well, or should you resort to your old idiosyncratic passions? Admittedly I am partial to personal idiosyncrasies (mine of course), so even if grudgingly, I can't dismiss yours...
I am sure that you won’t be surprised if I told you that my very biased wish is that you give us some more (actually many more is even better) stories of the new kind...
Harry - many thanks for inspiring (or goading - however you did it) Britease to write this story!
One of
your best stories,it was short,well written and he went straight for their jugulars right from the start.very,very, very well written.
Funny stuff.
A bit over the top with everone fucking each other...and fucking each other over; but still damn hilarious. Too bad it doesn't happen like that in real life but thank goodness for stories.
Well done!
Interesting voice. Well crafted and as complete as it needs to be.
Great, great story.
This was a great read. Years ago, there was a guy in a similar situation in the UK. Though he wasn't confronted by the cheating pair, he did tell the other wife and they not only ended up fucking but got married after their respective divorces. The marriage didn't last but it was a very funny story, especially the way he told it.
Lots of fun
A great read!
Love it when the older husband wins!!!
Fuck the cow let her work now hard and long hours at low pay. maybe turn afew tricks and blow the boss.
LOL!!!!
This story, I just loved!!!!! Hilarious. And not so entirely improbable, compared to real life. Nice work!
-- KK in Texas
LOVED THE CRAP OUT OF IT TEASE
NUMINUS
Nice twist
Sweet!, Sweet! retribution!
Nice one
A good case of one-up-man-ship, and not beyond the realms of probability
A funny well written story
A great story. Funny and well written. Us old guys love it
when the young stud is outmaneuvered.
Oh Yeah
Loved it!!!
21 years old?
Really? And Daddy's a millionaire too? Good fantasy. Thanks for the entertainment
shut up fiona
it was explained how short and to the point this story would be. i loved it, especially how charley pulled on over on them, that was nice. i understand if you dont like how the story ended fiona, but considering all the other crap on this website, its fantastic. i mean come on, the whole story was full of cliches that it was brillant. like how the husband of the boss's daughter, millions of dollars involved and getting rid of "the poor old cow" for a younger "low millege model", that really was a great touch britease and i actually would like it if you wrote a background story on charley, a prequel.
From The Bottom Of My Heart...
... THANK YOU FOR THIS!! I haven't laughed that hard in ages and this cautionary tale was absolutely perfect.
Loved it,
you really need to do more short stories like this one.
Great Read
Fun, Fantasy, Fairy Tale! Gawd! I Love A Happy Ending!
Neat story - enjoyed so much vs. the wimp stories
about brainless idiots and slut wife(s).
fan bloody tastic
need i say more
Oh that was fun
Sure.....a 21 year old millionaire's daughter who makes love like a mink. All else she needs is to own a liquor store. But so what? It was fun, it put a grin on my face and I enjoyed the whole thing. Well done.
CUTE
I loved it and the title set it up, beautifully. Except, I usually don't get the "honey". It's always, "We need to talk" in that tone of voice that makes you mutter, Oh Shit, without realizing it. Good work
A Followup please....
I loved the story. I guess it goes without saying that a little rubbing of salt would go a long way!
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