All Comments on 'We Need To Talk Honey'

by Britease

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PostScriptorPostScriptoralmost 15 years ago
Oh my!

Nasty, nasty man — but, oh, so much FUN! A quick joy and delight.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
Well I will say this is your absolute best and one

of the best loving wives tales in Lit. God, how stupid could one woman and one immature little boy be?

2Xwidderwoman2Xwidderwomanalmost 15 years ago
More please, sir. May I have more?

Another one or two of these every few days would be wonderful. I hope Harry enjoyed it, too.

The NavigatorThe Navigatoralmost 15 years ago
It is short

Oh, how I wish authors here would learn to use commas. "Don't be crude honey" and "Don't be crude, honey" have completely different meanings. <p> <p> <p> The former implores him to not be like "crude honey", not be like unrefined bees' honey. The latter addresses him directly with a name of endearment and asks him to be more genteel, better mannered.

KOTKKOTKalmost 15 years ago
Enjoyed it? I loved it.

What a turn around! & wow!!! what an exchange offer. Excellent story.

Harryin VAHarryin VAalmost 15 years ago
wow great story

when did Britease get a set of testicles? LOL...

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
Loved It

Good story all the way around. Thanks.

JADED_ONE1969JADED_ONE1969almost 15 years ago
Britease?

You are so much better at THIS type of story. I won't dismiss your other stories, glass houses and all that, but this is trademark Britease or at least it used to be. I don't often agree with Harry but this time I do. Nice story well written and well worked out. Keep them like this and you will get a lot more complements. Of course what you write is up to you as it should be.

DG HearDG Hearalmost 15 years ago
Good one!

I really liked this story. Short and to the point. A man that had a planned revenge and still held his cool. Good Read!!!

Kudo's to you

DG Hear

hobojoe1hobojoe1almost 15 years ago
Aways enjoy your stories

Good read. Like most of your stories. Would loved to have known more about your and Linda's side. But this worked.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
Fun Story

Usually it's the other way around with husband thinking he's got something better but either way nice job. You always write well.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
Very nice story

Simple, to the point, and with pleasant surprises. Please write more stories in this manner. RAG

gatorhermitgatorhermitalmost 15 years ago
Yes! What a great story!

$100K to upgrade to a newer model (who most likely will push out some rug rats and be a faithful wife). Sounds like a bargain to me. Great story! Well done.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
Very well done

Somewhat like reading the comic strips; short read and amusing. A good change of pace tale but hopefully not to become your main style.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
WTF

I'm surprised, my limp wristed Brit, I didn't think you had it in you.

Agoodman954Agoodman954almost 15 years ago
Well Done

It's not the type of story I want to read everyday but for today it was great. Oh my god do you know what this means?I'm actually agreeing with GW66, now that is a first! Well keep up yhe good work and thanks again for the change of pace.

DrallDrallalmost 15 years ago
Wonderfull!

Just the story to cheer me up and make me smile. Thank you.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
WE NEED TO TALK

LOVELY LITTLE DITTY. GREAT ENDING

CastleStoneCastleStonealmost 15 years ago
Quick and to the point.

For the wife a WTF moment.

Risq_001Risq_001almost 15 years ago
Holy CRAP!! I never laughed so hard today!!

<p>I know I often give you a hard way to go, but "HOLY CRAP!!" I mean this was so funny it brought tears to my eyes</p>

<p>Personally I think this was one of your best stories to date!</p>

-Risq

fredstfredstalmost 15 years ago
As they say here in the South..."Ya done good!"

Quite a change of pace from the usual Literotica fare.

It was a fun read.

Not something for daily consumption but, like a good Single Malt, a great ocassional treat.

magmamanmagmamanalmost 15 years ago
Well, interesting.

This proves that stories don't need to be filled with sex acts to be sexy. There is lots of room left for personal fantasy.

While the revenge scenario is a bit on the trite side, the very good use of conversation to mostly tell the tale is excellent. A husband prepared without dragging cameras and sound systems around, what a concept..

This old man liked it, I personally enjoy the short pieces..thanks!

MGM

digdaddyrichdigdaddyrichalmost 15 years ago
refreshing

Finally, a husband that doesn't wimp out and roll over for the cheating wife.Myself, I think he should have made it rougher on the two of them,and throw the stupid cheating slut to the gutter where she belongs,put her out with nothing but the clothes on her back. Thanks for the story........Rich

TNDRIVERTNDRIVERalmost 15 years ago
loved it

I have to say this was most enjoyable, funny how a wife responds, when you turn it back on her. Need more stories like this one. Maybe if there are, some of those few wives that are tempted will think twice before they act. Plus maybe them young studs, will think is it worth having an older woman, whom I can't support in the lifestyle she is accustom.

exjockexjockalmost 15 years ago
A Great Case of One-Upsmanship!

Keep up the Short Stories - This was pure enjoyment!

bruce22bruce22almost 15 years ago
Tons of fun

Great work. I loved it... Almost cracked a smile.

Mickey has to be a real arse... Heads up to the anti wimp

brigade: the husband said this was not the first time she cheated...... She should have been long gone... But then we would miss out on this great confrontation.

PAPATOADPAPATOADalmost 15 years ago
Fun Read

I liked it. It was short and to the point. A good story and well done. Keep up the good work.

KOLKOREKOLKOREalmost 15 years ago
What a laugh indeed!

You would be surprised at the number of unexpected success stories which were initially conceived by their authors as "side gigs" - only to establish their authors for history record by that "side -gig" (“Alice in the wonder land” is one example)...<P>

So we find that you are G...REAT with humor, and very good with the non - masochistic, self flagellating, men bashing stories which seem to be your true passion. <P>

I can see how this could present you with a dilemma; should you continue to experiment with what you evidently do very well, or should you resort to your old idiosyncratic passions? Admittedly I am partial to personal idiosyncrasies (mine of course), so even if grudgingly, I can't dismiss yours... <P>

I am sure that you won’t be surprised if I told you that my very biased wish is that you give us some more (actually many more is even better) stories of the new kind...<P>

Harry - many thanks for inspiring (or goading - however you did it) Britease to write this story!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
One of

your best stories,it was short,well written and he went straight for their jugulars right from the start.very,very, very well written.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
Funny stuff.

A bit over the top with everone fucking each other...and fucking each other over; but still damn hilarious. Too bad it doesn't happen like that in real life but thank goodness for stories.

FairWindsFairWindsalmost 15 years ago
Well done!

Interesting voice. Well crafted and as complete as it needs to be.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
Great, great story.

This was a great read. Years ago, there was a guy in a similar situation in the UK. Though he wasn't confronted by the cheating pair, he did tell the other wife and they not only ended up fucking but got married after their respective divorces. The marriage didn't last but it was a very funny story, especially the way he told it.

lancewmlancewmalmost 15 years ago
Lots of fun

A great read!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
Love it when the older husband wins!!!

Fuck the cow let her work now hard and long hours at low pay. maybe turn afew tricks and blow the boss.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
LOL!!!!

This story, I just loved!!!!! Hilarious. And not so entirely improbable, compared to real life. Nice work!

-- KK in Texas

nyminusnyminusalmost 15 years ago
LOVED THE CRAP OUT OF IT TEASE

NUMINUS

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
Nice twist

Sweet!, Sweet! retribution!

Spice1959Spice1959almost 15 years ago
Nice one

A good case of one-up-man-ship, and not beyond the realms of probability

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
A funny well written story

A great story. Funny and well written. Us old guys love it

when the young stud is outmaneuvered.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
Oh Yeah

Loved it!!!

FionaVolpeFionaVolpealmost 15 years ago
21 years old?

Really? And Daddy's a millionaire too? Good fantasy. Thanks for the entertainment

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
shut up fiona

it was explained how short and to the point this story would be. i loved it, especially how charley pulled on over on them, that was nice. i understand if you dont like how the story ended fiona, but considering all the other crap on this website, its fantastic. i mean come on, the whole story was full of cliches that it was brillant. like how the husband of the boss's daughter, millions of dollars involved and getting rid of "the poor old cow" for a younger "low millege model", that really was a great touch britease and i actually would like it if you wrote a background story on charley, a prequel.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
From The Bottom Of My Heart...

... THANK YOU FOR THIS!! I haven't laughed that hard in ages and this cautionary tale was absolutely perfect.

Ducky7Ducky7almost 15 years ago
Loved it,

you really need to do more short stories like this one.

zed0zed0almost 15 years ago
Great Read

Fun, Fantasy, Fairy Tale! Gawd! I Love A Happy Ending!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
Neat story - enjoyed so much vs. the wimp stories

about brainless idiots and slut wife(s).

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
fan bloody tastic

need i say more

patricia51patricia51almost 15 years ago
Oh that was fun

Sure.....a 21 year old millionaire's daughter who makes love like a mink. All else she needs is to own a liquor store. But so what? It was fun, it put a grin on my face and I enjoyed the whole thing. Well done.

SELSTIMSELSTIMalmost 15 years ago
CUTE

I loved it and the title set it up, beautifully. Except, I usually don't get the "honey". It's always, "We need to talk" in that tone of voice that makes you mutter, Oh Shit, without realizing it. Good work

dangerouslydeaddangerouslydeadalmost 15 years ago
A Followup please....

I loved the story. I guess it goes without saying that a little rubbing of salt would go a long way!

RachWebsterRachWebsteralmost 15 years ago
Great story

Don't normally read these type of stories, but the number of comments attracted me, and I've read some other good Britease stories

Loved it

TheCornhuskerTheCornhuskeralmost 15 years ago
Wonderfully written

I rarely comment on these forums but this was a wonderfully written story. You should write more like it. Great job.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
well done

what price stupidity? the lovers find that answer, and i would bet mikey is not going to be with her after that conversation. ex wife may get the money but the word 'hollow' may be a word she uses therafter

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
laughing

Thanks for the story. As always your sense of humor had me chuckling away. As always waiting for another story.

Cheers.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
One of the best I have read in a long time.

Guess it could be because my wife is 21 years younger and left her husband so she could date and move in with me over 15 years ago. Yes as my wife says life is to short to spend training little boys to be men, leave that to older women who cant attract real men any more.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
Hey Patricia

Any woman, any age, will fuck like a mink if they find the right man and if he trains them right. Never confuse love and lust. A woman can love and marry a man and never in her life lust for him. Some women claim marriage is one of the oldest forms of prostitution to give themselves a lifestyle and home for their brood.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
GREAT

That was awesome I LOVED it.

woodmanonewoodmanoneover 14 years ago
Hurray for the old guy.

The story was fun to read. Go older dudes. Someone once said that the best revenge on a cheating spouse is to live well and enjoy life. Charley is certainly getting the best revenge. Thanks for the story, really enjoyed it.

norcal62norcal62over 14 years ago
Sexy little story

Really enjoyed the way the action developed. Nice to see an intelligent husband for a change. Don't understand males who get sexual pleasure from being subservient.

C_frommnC_frommnover 14 years ago
Love the Way Hubby

Handled his Shit for Brains Wife and Her Numbskull

F_ck buddy. would have loved to seen their faces Esp. her's as she realised No More Easy Cash :-)

Gotta Love the Revenge they got on their Spouses

for their Stupidity.

oldwayneoldwaynealmost 14 years ago
I loved it!

Ain't paybacks a bitch? Thanks for a great little story.

cornballcornballalmost 14 years ago
yeaaaaaaaaa

This one had me giggling. Bet the two lovers lived happily ever after with her part time job and his big wonderful unemployed dick. lol lol lol Thanks Brit I'll be grinning all evening. good job

plugnickelplugnickelover 13 years ago
Great

I think the word is: sublime, but I'm not sure. At any rate, loved the story. Thank you

minnathon2010minnathon2010over 13 years ago
favourites

Added you to my favourites

jiminabjiminabover 13 years ago
?

I do not know what was better. The story or the comments. I laughed reading both. Great job Brit....and you sure can stir the pot. LOL Thanks for your effort. Jim

deadonedeadoneover 13 years ago
Read this one before

In fact read twice over years

Still love it.

sourdough999sourdough999over 13 years ago
You have a new fan

Whenever another author comments on one of my stories, I like to read one or two of his stories to return the favor. I think you did me the better favor. Very enjoyable tale.

saratusaratuabout 13 years ago

Definately a fine read, I loved it. R.T.

TavadelphinTavadelphinabout 13 years ago
Simple and perfect -

Absolutely fucking awesome -

IrfonIrfonalmost 13 years ago

Just TERRIFIC !!! HAHAHAHA - nice one mate !

tazz317tazz317over 12 years ago
OLD WAYS ARE THE BEST

and that goes for OLD DUDES. TK U MLJ LV NV

oldoelGDoldoelGDover 12 years ago
Loved it!

You built the story, and the twist, perfectly. Write more in your style.

jasonnhjasonnhover 12 years ago
Really funny

The perfect revenge against an unfaithful wife and her egotistical lover. They are discarded like the trash they are.

Boros749Boros749over 12 years ago
Heh!

i have to agree, great trade. Thanks!

robinhodrobinhodabout 12 years ago
Excellent!

No more to say.

RePhilRePhilabout 12 years ago
Diamonds form your pen

Perfection in retrobution

chytownchytownabout 12 years ago
Great Read!!

I love the way he handle her and Mickey. Thanks fo sharing.

IrfonIrfonabout 12 years ago
Good one !!

For a Brit,a good story...about time one of you lot showed how good you can write.

muffdiver11muffdiver11about 12 years ago
Great

I have read several of your stories and very much enjoy the way you present them. Short, well told and with a twist of irony in them. Great work. Hope to enjoy many more.

Muffy

betrayedbylovebetrayedbyloveabout 12 years ago
Wow

I'm so happy. Always be careful when when your spouse tells you they want to "Expand their horizons." Expand your own first.

HA HA

Johnny1MJohnny1Mabout 12 years ago
When reading a literotica story I usually ask myself which stories actually happen in real life and which are impossible.

Don't get me wrong. There is nothing wrong with starting off with a near impossible premise and see where the story goes. Here it's just a fun story, not to be taken seriously. I do think this is one of the impossible ones though. Men and women often cheat on their spouses, and sometimes with mutual consent. They don't, however, do it like this. They don't bring their lover to meet their spouse telling their significant other that they are going to have an affair, but that's OK he can stay around to pay the bills and as a reward he'll get sloppy seconds from time to time. No, they just cheat and hope the spouse just finds out.

martshubby12martshubby12almost 12 years ago
Cheating With a Twist

I have read several of your stories lately. I have very much enjoyed the way you have presented most of them. Short and well told with a sense of humor. Hope to enjoy many more. Thank you.

englishriterenglishriterover 11 years ago
I liked it

Good story, well written. Only spoiled by Irfon's inane and grammatically incorrect criticism.

BobNbobbiBobNbobbiover 11 years ago
Fun . . .

. . . read! I do enjoy a well written vignette. This one fits the bill perfectly.

semofuncpl3semofuncpl3over 11 years ago
These are the kind I love.

Not some 8 page drawn out crap.

cantbuymycantbuymyover 11 years ago
guess what

this is the kind of story, good dialog and prose, fast, to the point, in and out, that made you one of the best. go back to basics and leave the crap alone.

mitchfrenmitchfrenover 11 years ago
I go looking for one of your stories

when I need cheering up - and this one worked (although I do wish the women in your tales weren't quite so dumb)

betrayedbylovebetrayedbyloveabout 11 years ago
Oh Yeah

It's great reading the stories again when you know the outcome. As the saying goes, "What's good for the goose is good for the gander."

HA

IronDragonIronDragonover 10 years ago
Britease, Holding The Line across the pond!

In what seems to be mostly a world of cucky Brits here on Lit, Britease is a man who doesn't take any shit!

This one had me laughing my ass off, man! Great job! LOL

5 HUGE Stars!

OverthefallsOverthefallsover 10 years ago
God save the Queen!

Glad to see some Brits have big balls. Although you didn't bring a "Big Stick" you did bring along a pretty damn big cricket bat and used it very well - thank you!

FullCircle56FullCircle56over 10 years ago
Still a Great Flash Story

Thank you Britease! Great little flash story. Point made with few wasted words. Love the no cucks here attitude. What a stupid woman or did you say "Cow?" Way too funny!!

5 big stars!!

JounarJounarover 10 years ago
5*

So much awesome fitted into so short a story :)

tazz317tazz317over 10 years ago
#2 LETS ASK MIKEY

how he likes it now. TK U MLJ LV NV

IrfonIrfonover 10 years ago
Oh YES !!

Game...

Set...

&

Match.

Just delightful ! LOL

xtchrxtchrabout 10 years ago
I wanted to shake his hand!

Great Story. That is the type of MAN that I want to know. None of this "Why?" or "How long?" or "marriage counselor" business. She did it, so say goodbye.

How he said goodbye was fantastic. He took the wind out of both their sails with one shot. Keep writing stories like this.

honey_licker1124honey_licker1124almost 10 years ago
Great story!

It seems like I have about 4 levels I title my comments with...Fair story...Good Story...Great story...Excellent story. And usually the star ratings reflect that, but I did give you 5 *'s.

It was priceless how he was prepared all along, and got the dig in on both of them. And the adulterous wife got what she wanted, "space"! LOL

Dramalover357Dramalover357almost 10 years ago
WOW!

Sweet! Sweet!, Sweet!

IronDragonIronDragonalmost 10 years ago
Still one of the best!

This is still one of the best flash tales on Lit. Had to read it again. Never fails to make my laugh. LOL

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