by Sapphos Sister
She sounds like like my wife, who sometimes will bite some clothing. Your usual mastery of the art shows here again.
Indeed we must preserve the English decorum and stiff upper lip (oops sorry dreadful pun!) One tiny niggle I think it should be 'too' in the last line third stanza.
Very witty Flora. The usual classy play on words...MC
haven't you my friend? I could blame that old lover(who saw it as a testament to his manhood), now I'm afraid I'll carry into the future a picture of the Queen, in one of her flowered hats.........somehow laughter doesn't seem appropriate either.;-)