All Comments on 'Growing Another Set of Gonads'

by Slirpuff

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Poizon69Poizon69over 14 years ago
Not bad.

Some of it was okay. I liked the idea that the husband finally grew some balls. But the fact he was with Sandy for so long and he knew or suspected what was going on and did nothing about it counts against him for me. But overall not a bad story. Thanks for the story Slirpuff.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Nice

Excellent story and well written. Liked the ending also. Thanks for sharing.

energystarenergystarover 14 years ago
Good

The only thing I did not like was the characters of Sandy and the Mom. They were so stupidly one dimensional, it was hard to see why he stayed with ether. And he turned around so quickly. I appreciate the story and thanks.

Risq_001Risq_001over 14 years ago
You may not want to hear this but....

<p>I actually liked it. I liked it a lot! (^_^)</p>

<p>You still have one trade mark that I guess you'll have forever, but it was a much better story, and I found it completely enjoyable</p>

<p>And believe it or not I knew someone like this. I've mentioned often before the guy I knew who's wife was cheating on him and his teenage son had to sit him down one day and tell him because he was oblivious to it.</p>

<p>But what I found hard to believe was after he found out and all the people she was doing (including his best friend), and the fact that during this time she had also joined a swingers group without him, he tried to keep the marriage alive and in the end it was her who fought to divorce him (because he wouldn't sign the divorce) and resisted any effort to seek counseling.</p>

<p>Of course 10 years later she's telling everyone who she meets that one day soon they'll be back together, now that she's older, lost most of her looks, gained a few pounds, and men aren't chancing divorce to get her in bed. But he won't give her the time of day anymore.</p>

<p>But I said the above to point out to the Anon below, I actually know someone like that, who only grew a pair because his wife divorced him. It does happen and there are people just like this who believe this is how life should be!</p>

<p>Anyway nice story (^_^)</p>

-Risq

bruce22bruce22over 14 years ago
The title told it all

Nice rolicking story. This guy was the world champion wimp until he found out he was a cuckold. Then slowly but surely he started fighting back. He and his buddy made a fine comedy team..

The moment Mom started planning with his girl friend was the day to run long and far....

Thanks to Slirpuff for keeping us amused

nyminusnyminusover 14 years ago
Ohhhhhh Ohhhhh Haaaaaa..................

( "Two bitches can not live together..." ) Ohhhh hahahahahahh.....oooooowwwwww...Ouch.... Hahahahahahahaha.....thanks Nyminus

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Another entertaining yarn from

the master of pulped friction. And a spot on comment from Risq(!)...Mancelt.

movermoverover 14 years ago
Ha-Ha

Loved it!! LMAO! Almost got married to Sandy's twin. but got smart and got out of there in time. Cheese, that was over 50 years ago, only difference was, it was her Dad that ganged up with her and tried to run our (my) lives (life). Keep up the great writing.

gatorhermitgatorhermitover 14 years ago
Great Fantasy

Well done SP. The title says it all.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
pathetic

waste of ink, i usally like your stories but this is just foolish.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
pathetic

waste of ink, i usally like your stories but this is just foolish.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
pathetic

waste of ink, i usally like your stories but this is just foolish.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
pathetic

waste of ink, i usally like your stories but this is just foolish.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
pathetic

waste of ink, i usally like your stories but this is just foolish.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
pathetic

waste of ink, i usally like your stories but this is just foolish.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
pathetic

waste of ink, i usally like your stories but this is just foolish.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
pathetic

waste of ink, i usally like your stories but this is just foolish.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
WHO ?????

Is the asshole in Canada?? One comment was enough. The story was not one of your best, but it was a good read.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Entertaining

Agree not one of the best, but definitely entertaining and likeable

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
My God, I wouldn't have believed it!

Your postings actually get worse! That in itself is a skill... but certainly not one to be proud of. Slirpuff, you are simply a sad, and pathetic person to even spend 5 minutes writing this garbage. I don't beleive for a minute that there are any two people out of the 7 billion on this planet that come even slightly close to these two in your story... so, why don't you ask yourself where this is coming from? Do you seriously find this even remotely erotic? Seriously, look the word up... EROTIC. This site is for LITerature that is EROTIC. Now, look at your posting... what was erotic. Slippuff if you found anything there at all then you need to get some help.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
One of your better ones but those that ID with

his exwife or Don wont like it much. Then the ones that are cucks wont like it either. Doesnt leave to many of us normal folks does it? Personally I would never have put up with her in college, you are either with me or not.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Shit

Your editor should be flogged.<p>Are you SO GODDAMNED STUPID you can't distinguish between "your" and "you're" in ANY story you've written?<p>God fucking DAMN, that's pure stupidity. You are a fucking IDIOT! PLEASE erase this message so I'll at least know you read it, and I'll have the satisfaction of knowing you know what a fucking IDIOT you are.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Another set, or the first set?

This went no where. There was no conflict or resolution. There were three idiots stumbling around. try to think of a plot next time and not a story where a guy gets shit on and finally stops it with nor real effort. This is simply shallow and trite.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Good read, but

...this story has been done to death including the 5 figure settlement. You have done some imaginative stories before. Every writer hits a dry spell. Better to knock out a few like this to keep your hand in, but not too many. Looking forward to something better.

PistolpackinpetePistolpackinpeteover 14 years ago
I don't really want to comment on this....

....slirp doggy dog, I'm trying to turn over a new leaf and simply shut up if I have nothing apolitical to say.Must be my new guvment job.Wish you would wait till you'd developed the characters(their evolution as ...) before you posted but then I wouldn't have had a single story to read this eve.Thanks for a brief respite from the growing chill of the coming apocalypse.

PistolpackinpetePistolpackinpeteover 14 years ago
Almost forgot,dammit!...

ANONYMOUS in pedophileorida-"your" an Asshole!!(Hee Hee Hee!)

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Screw the anonymous cry babies!

They don't show their names because they are embarrassed about their own writing skills....great story...I loved it.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Not to bad - good for a fun laugh!

One the author's better stories, no, not really. But light enough to make us smile with a decent outcome. The title fits the story for once. Thank you, author!

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
W.T.F.

Decent story on a really bad day, good read so thanks.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Risq_001, you should write your tellings...

Good one, Slipuff.

Risq_001, you know some damned good cheating cases.You should write about that...

digdaddyrichdigdaddyrichover 14 years ago
A quick and fast moving story

I enjoyed reading the story,because I didn't have to think about any devious issues that the author was trying to entertain in his story. A good quick read, thanks.

zed0zed0over 14 years ago
I Liked it!

I really, really, liked it!

zed0zed0over 14 years ago
I liked it!

I really, really, liked it! I don't like Canadians they talk funny!

zed0zed0over 14 years ago
I liked it!

I really, really, liked it! It was funny too!

zed0zed0over 14 years ago
I really, really, liked it!

I really liked it! I think I'll read it again!

zed0zed0over 14 years ago
I really, really, liked it! I don't like Canadians

I really, really, liked it! I don't like Canadians because they fuck dogs. LOL! I made myself laugh1

zed0zed0over 14 years ago
Loved the story but. . .

I don't like anonymous Canadians! The rest of them seem pretty cool, except when they say; "I'm going ewt the door."

zed0zed0over 14 years ago
I really, really, liked it!

Some Floridians(who shall remain anonymous)can be as bad as some Canadians(who shall remain anonymous).

zed0zed0over 14 years ago
Read it again . . .

. . . and I still liked it!

AnonymousAnonymousabout 14 years ago
Fine story good humor

Nicely written story, but can't literotica get rid of the multiple comments from canada.

If I try to submit a second comment I am told I cannot but anons from Canada seem to submit multple comments all the time. Discrimination?

the Ct. Yankee

AnonymousAnonymousabout 14 years ago
ok.

your learning, maybe. ..... ok.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 14 years ago
nicely done

Mom, sandy and don all paid the price for their respective silliness. He had his freedom from her and had the settlement too.

oldwayneoldwayneabout 14 years ago
Really good story.

I'm glad your protagonist grew some balls. I hate wimpy assed cuckolds.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 14 years ago
terrible story

terrible story only an idiot would think this up, and you have turn into one.

morris53morris53over 13 years ago
Great set of balls!

Some times, we get snookered. It is great to see someone come out intact.

FD45FD45about 13 years ago
Amused

I am having a darling time looking at all the poorly written and grammatically incorrect comments by people complaining about your grammer and spelling.

Not that you need some help, but really!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 13 years ago
sandy and mom...

assumed he was weak mallabe and completely controlled, and they were wrong! With some support and validation, he's doing just fine. I liked this

DunaDunaalmost 13 years ago

Excellent story. He revolted against the humiliation. However he got a good friend, who could help him!

GualterioGualterioalmost 13 years ago
Didn't like it much

I like it much better when at least one of the spouses takes the moral high ground. I know, however, based on the popularity of some authors here that I may well be in the minority. LOL

huedogghuedoggalmost 13 years ago
lol Gualterio, high ground please

the high road has gotten alot of men fucked over, so buck up young grass hooper and gets some fucking balls.

AnonymousAnonymousover 12 years ago
What a loser

His wife is hot, he should use that to his advantage. Bet he's gonna get humiliated for his unworthy actions. Revenge on him would be a treat. And easy to do. Everyone knows he is an ahole and has enemies, so they get an alibi and then he get his.

AnonymousAnonymousover 12 years ago
V to the anonymous assward previous

"his unworthy actions"?

obviously you've never heard the phrase "no matter how hot she is, there's always some man somewhere who's had enough of her bullshit"

clearly you're either a slut bitch or a cum guzzling cuckold.

AnonymousAnonymousover 12 years ago
guess zed0 the ped0 liked it

DWhuecuck speaks for all wannabe cucks - high ground be damned just give us creampies!

Huedogg2Huedogg2over 12 years ago
Wow another gay ass anon comment

Look at the title of the story, dick wad

AnonymousAnonymousover 12 years ago
relate

Gosh How I can relate to this story !!!!!!!

chytownchytownover 12 years ago
Good Read!!

Thanks for sharing very entertaining.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 12 years ago
Good writing ...

... but not great 3 stars you'd done much better. Both the characters and situations are unbelievable.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 12 years ago
Hmmm

I thought it was going to be a C.D.E story at first....

AnonymousAnonymousabout 11 years ago
ending ?????

It was quick with little detail. Needed more and more revenge would have made it complete. Also what happened between him and his mother for one?

betrayedbylovebetrayedbyloveabout 11 years ago
Damn

He was lost from when he was little. A domineering mother and a domineering cheating whore slut skank cunt whore. Oh. his mom was too. Drove the Pop out. Thankfully he had a friend and together they resolved his situation. Not enough revenge but he got his balls for the first time in his life.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago

Not bad, the ending per usual rushed. But not bad. With a better ending it would have been 5

AnonymousAnonymousover 10 years ago
Skankiness

It's fun to see how skankiness in women seems to now pass into several generations. It is the norm. Glad he dumped both. Mom and wife. Good job

DunaDunaover 10 years ago
What is it like a good Cruel revenge story?

A good Cruel Revenge story.

MadBrownMadBrownover 10 years ago
SOPHOMORIC

NOTHING TO BE SAID. . .SOPHOMORIC.

Drbeamer3333Drbeamer3333over 10 years ago
Enjoyed it

Thanks for the offering.

TornadoTysTornadoTysabout 10 years ago
He did grow some !

Good read.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 10 years ago
Why does every author think the cheating spouse's employer can be sued?

This wife may possibly have had a weak shot at an EEO case--if the EEOC had jurisdiction (number of employees in the company needs to be over a certain limit), the EEOC is little to the left of socialist Sweden; or in some of the more leftist commie pinko state EEO boards. But she has a real hurdle in trying to prove any harrassment by her boss based on what the author has given us. She decided to use her body to get an advantage in a promotion, and then choose tokeep on giving. No "put out or walk" from the boss here. And after the initial tryst, she voluntarily is the company whore. So she doesn't have much of an EEO case against management. She doesn't appear to have any claims against co-workers who assisted her in her choice to pull trains at a party. Only if she has an EEO claim can the husband possibly get anything from the company! And she has to recover in ordercfor himto do so. Given the facts of the story, it seems impossible that that husband and wife would cooperate in an EEO claim.

The idea that a company's "morals" clause gives any protection to the husband or any cause of actionby him is as big a myth an offer to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge. Morals clauses are crafted by the company to protect the company's interests. Think about how foolish this would work out -- I hire you to work for me, but I insist on a clause in your contract of employment that says if you do bad things, I can fire you. (Just pick any kind of bad thing--bank robbery, treason, etc.) Some of the morals clauses can be unusual -- at the Coka-Cola Company, at least in the past, the employees couldn't drink (or more accurately, get caught) drinking Pepsi. Obviously, Coke didn't want the public to think Coke employees didn't like Coke. If you violate the morals clause, the company's remedy is to fire you or take some other adverse personnel action against you. This is what the morals clause is and does. It's to protect the company from having somebody who does bad thing (usually bad things that make the news) working for the company. Now imagine that your employer has a morals clause, but then adds to the clause, and by the way, if you do bad things, then I will pay money to anyone you've hurt, even though it may be off work, on your own time, and the company has no knowledge of the bad thing you are going to do or have done. So, following the story lines of the Lit. authors, the employee robs a bank (on his own time, no company assets involved). Then the stolen money is all burned when the red dye bomb inside the bag goes off. Per the Lit. Authors, the babk robber's employer is obliged under "the morals clause" to re-imburse the bank!

Now some of the more unusual stories here, as where a company is really just a criminal conspiracy forcing / blackmailing the wife into prostitution (the company whore stories) where the owner of the firm is the blackmailer, then the husband may have a cause of action.

But in most of these stories ( and I don't mean to single out this author, many, many Lit. Authors use this plot device), there is no basis for the innocnet spouse to sue and recover under a "morals clause"

I liked the story and gave it a 4.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 10 years ago
almost

I almost gave up on this story early on owing to her actions but even worst his own mother's support of them. I think he was right guessing his mother's actions had been the cause of the parents divorce. Too bad he was raised by someone with that mindset.

I did continue with the story because I've come to appreciate all I've read from this author. I didn't like the story or end but it was well done so I rate it a 5 as I usually do and chalk this one up as a diversion from his usual stories

tazz317tazz317over 9 years ago
PLAYBACKS AS PAYBACKS ARE FUN

when its sarcasm with buddies, TK U MLJ LV NV

KarenEKarenEover 9 years ago
Took Him Long Enough

As soon as he went away to school he should have just ignored his mother, she had no holdover him.

As far as Sandy goes, her insistence on going out without him was certainly a red flag, but as soon as she and his mother started going over his job offers he should have walked.

AnonymousAnonymousover 9 years ago
well

I wondered why he didnt look u his father also, yet why did the SOB abandon him to a mother like that one?

phil2213phil2213over 9 years ago
Hilariously funny stuff

Kind of reminds me of "Blondie" totally enjoyable 5*s

sinsational83sinsational83over 9 years ago
nice

I love it when the cheating bitch get their just deserts its so gratifying

AnonymousAnonymousabout 9 years ago
once pon a time

a hubby accused the wife of sleeping wit other mens.

truth is,, the only person she slept with was her moronic hubby, everyone else she fornicated with.

1 star for this auto-bio

AnonymousAnonymousabout 9 years ago
Interesting

I recommend RichardGerald "Jailbraeking" story.....the two mothers figures are similar to this!

AnonymousAnonymousover 8 years ago
You have written some great stories

but this isn't one of them. 3*

sbrooks103sbrooks103over 8 years ago
Thoughts

"I'm your boyfriend, and shouldn't I be the one to take you out on the weekends?" – Um, yeah!

Arghh, person shifts, again! Steve is telling he story in the first person, he can’ know what his wife and mother talk about when he’s not there. In any case, SHE’S got a lot of nerve complaining about HIM cheating!

AnonymousAnonymousover 8 years ago
fucking lame

quit after half page. why would you post this shit, you moron?

sbrooks103sbrooks103about 8 years ago
Sandy

Sandy’s so concerned about his studies, shouldn’t SHE be helping him instead of going out, with other GUYS no less? She could be typing papers, reviewing notes with him, whatever!

In any case, it’s got nothing to do with trust, if they’re boyfriend/girlfriend she shouldn’t be going out with other guys, any more than HE should be going out with other girls, which you can bet SHE wouldn’t stand for!

AnonymousAnonymousabout 8 years ago
1*

this was just STUPID.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 8 years ago
gotta have a pair in the beginning

to be able to grow anuther pair gonads

whatta friggin joke of excuse for man

makes one wanna believe evolution vs creation, almost but not really.

Pappy7Pappy7almost 8 years ago
Gave it a 4 for no other reason

than he tazed his ass while he was still plugged into the bitch. A twofer. Wasn't a badly written story, kind of an homage to cuckolds and the women who abuse them, but not bad. Should have tazed his mother too. Respect is earned, family only has the inside position, not a lock on respect. And that does include your mother.

pcthronepcthroneover 7 years ago
Better be Orphan than having such a piece of Shit as Mother

Steve's mother & His Wife are both Big Time WHORES!!!!.

It is Better to be an ORPHAN than having a lowest piece of SHIT AS A MOTHER.

His wife should've got Aids & died Miserably alone. Same goes for that piece of shit so called mother she should also die Alone Miserably.

He.should have gotten goons to beat the living shit of Don & others whi fucked her & HER AS WELL. At all these invidents Steve must have air tight alibies.

All Cheaters should

Eat Shit & Die Motherfuckers!!!

4*

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
Love It

A little slow at the start but it picked up speed and finished with a bang. Both of the bitches got what they pretty much deserved.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 7 years ago
The guy is a Loser right from the start.

This Cunt has been cheating on him since they first started dating. He cowardly asks her not to go out with her other guys on the weekends. ARE YOU SHITTING ME! What a Fucking loser.. You don't say anything, you just leave her and find someone better. Fuck! the worst thing you can do is exactly what he did. The rest of the story is just crap after that. Didn't really care if he got his balls back in the end.

ScorpioJJScorpioJJalmost 7 years ago
Track down Dad

And exchange stories. I'll bet he is a happy man (shouldn't have abandoned his kid though).

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 7 years ago
Missing a couple final things

What did mom do after and finding dad and talking to him about all this.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 7 years ago
3* 75% Cuck Krap and.....

Slip rut: Husband is an obtuse wimp. The names Carol and Don are in every story.

Husband only empties half of the assets.

AnonymousAnonymousover 6 years ago
CHEATING

Loved the end, just deserts were given.

AnonymousAnonymousover 6 years ago
And then

the fairy princess came down and touched me with her magic wand. Instantly I became good looking. The tooth fairy left a million dollars under my pillow and I became president of the world.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 6 years ago
Anon 10-31... WOW...

You sound pretty lucky, just like Steve in the story. I didn't hear about a new world king, but congratulations. I was happy to hear about Steve getting rid of his bitch if a wife and his controlling mother. I'm sure he's happier than you are. Wait a minute... I hear that his ex-wife is available. Maybe you two should get together. It sounds like the two of you would get along just fine. You know, with you being all kinds of busy running the world and everything and her needing someone to finance her lifestyle of fucking anything with a swinging dick. I'm sure you wouldn't mind her fucking around because it sounds like you don't like pussy anyway and wouldn't mind her getting all the dick she needs from someone other than you.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 6 years ago
I Read For Entertainment Value

If I wanted to read a boring page of facts, I would read The Wall Street Journal. This was quite entertaining. Not enough payback for Mom. And I would love for father and son to cross paths and compare notes. Now we need a story about Gary. Good writing on this one.

tazz317tazz317about 6 years ago
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ROSES

he did....and it was stinkweed, TK U MLJ LV NV

sbrooks103xsbrooks103xabout 6 years ago
Feedback Portal

This just popped up on the Feedback Portal, figured I'd give it another look.

"I was required to call home everyday" - "Required"? Just what would happen if you didn't?

"Do you think I'm cheating on you?" - You ARE cheating on him! Even if you're not having sex, you're out with other guys, that's cheating!

"Don't you want to make me happy?" - Yes, and don't you want to make HIM happy? And if he's so brilliant a night out once in a while won't hurt. I assume he's studying weeknights, so if they're not going out on the weekends, just when ARE they dating?

A large "five-figure amount"? That's not even $100,000!

AnonymousAnonymousabout 6 years ago
At last

At last a story about anproper man though he did take some time to dump her.

AnonymousAnonymousover 5 years ago
Bravo

This comes as close to reality as I've read in a long time. It is easy for a husband to love his wife so much that he loses himself and lets her control their marriage. But when she goes too far something changes and he has two choices; divorce or murder. Both of these options were considered but he had good council and chose the most effective action. So glad he didn't devolve into a submissive wimp. I probably would have taken the other route; I pretty good with a rifle at very long ranges.

AnonymousAnonymousover 5 years ago
I almost stopped reading after the first half page

I was really hating Steve for the doormat that he was. When his wife said she fucked her boss for a promotion, he should have brought the wrath of God to her. It ended up good for him in the end though. I would have liked to see him have a 'come to Jesus' meeting with his mom. That would have been epic. Although I don't believe he will have much to do with her in the future and her being alone will probably be a fitting life for her.

AnonymousAnonymousover 5 years ago
Better

Better late than never I suppose.He should have dumped her the night she told him about Don.

Mauser45Mauser45over 5 years ago
1*

Any man who puts up with that level of disrespect from both his whore wife and his shameless bitch mom deserves to suffer

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