by Samuelx
Some big crazy cunuck is going to find you and than dump your worthless ass some where no one will find it, sooner rather than later please.
Whenever I'm in the mood for love and my wife is either tired or just not in the mood herself, instead of just turning me down she has developed another approach.
"Go and read one of Samuelx's stories," she tells me, shooing me out of the bedroom. "Then come back and we'll have some fun."
I do as she asks, and a couple of minutes later I slink back into bed.
"What's the matter, honey?" she purrs.
"Nothing," I mutter. "Let's get some sleep."
Samuelx is literary saltpeter.
All you can do is laugh at this childish shit...