by DonnerBBQ
She cheated on you by showing other people her Ears? Call the men in white coats. I really think they should take him away. According to you every single person that isn't wearing a cap or hat or other head gear is cheating on their partner...hmmm...I don't see the logic there.
Maybe you should have made the story more obvious for some readers by, say, having your hero look into the sunset and seeing two suns going down. Some device to let them understand that this is obviously NOT earth... LOL!
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this should be in the fetish category , what with the ear fetish and all
(see , as anonymous commenters have humor too)
And yes its funny in a weird way .... the curves of her antihelix ... yep.
however ....
Can we please get back to Kim ?
How could she be married to him and have no idea about his fetish? How could the author think the story be humor or satire? I didn't like it.
This wasn't exactly my erotic cup of tea but what's wrong with equating the ears with a person's vagina or penis? It's humor for god's sake. Loosen up people. I find nothing wrong with a little silliness once in a while and reading about the traumatic experience of seeing your wife expose her ears (gasp!) is about as silly as you'd want to get today.
Of course if you're really looking for silliness, check the "political" section of the newspaper!
Of course it's dumb, it's in Humor & Satire. I was chuckling and snorting from the first glimpse of those sexy ears.
Well done! This story is a fun way to show just how dumb we are in North America (and other countries) about our nudity hangups. Showing a breast is no different than showing an ear.
...I am going to get a divorce too - my wife walks around showing her naked hands to everybody. Impossible behaviour.
Impossible story (or I am too stupid to understand). Are you muslim? If so, what are you doing here, reading these stories?
I'm amazed by those readers who failed to see the humour in this. Well done!
Once I was able to see what was going on I got a kick out of it.
I get that this was supposed to be a cute tongue in cheek story, substituting something that isn't taboo as the central taboo element.
Nothing interesting was done with it, and it wouldn't be an entertaining story regardless of the element of taboo. This one is a miss.
Dumbest thing I ever read. If it was an attempt to humor, it failed miserably. There is an expectation of reading an erotic story, not a farse with no taste, humor, or eroticism.
I'm disgusted. Aural sex is wrong, just wrong.
You and your perverted ears are going to heck for this, do you hear me?