by patwong
...but the section on farts really speaks to an acquired taste no? WTF??!!!
I gave it a one because I thought you were serious. But now I think you must have been joking, you simply failed to make it clearer that you were joking. In that instance, you deserve a 3.
I laughed out loud with the picture of smelling his farts and announcing (with the voice of train station announcer) "I am having an orgasm now." And your version of smutty talk...? "Let yourself go free and verbalize..."I want men on my bed." "This is interesting to me." Hilarious!
Have you ever been diagnosed with autism?
I must end with, I'm so glad my man is nothing like your man.
You can now listen to my voice...
Here I read one of my stories: http://t.co/qLodb1I
Pat Wong
I have to admit, I couldn't stop myself laughing after the ''I am a female!'' Because of course, that's what every horny guy needs to send him over the edge? XD
what the fuck is wrong with you? smell his anus? LMAO! are you retarded? i can only imagine my gf yelling "SEX IS IMPORTANT!" and me liking it. what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????
Smell his farts???
No. I'll lick his ads but he needs to not have rice and beans
prior to me doing this. Wow---
Obviously this author is humoring himself by feeding readers garbage, if you read and did any of what he/she said you need help, being that gullible should be illegal.
I liked this quite a lot I think Amy from the Big Bang Theory must have written this haha
^@^ OMG I laughed so hard...smell his Farts!!!..lololol..okay okay..I'm better..rice and beans..lolol..yes...This was a Great HUMOR story..Thank You Soo Much.
I am quite open minded, but that tip about smelling his fart is quite strange, I think I won't try it.