by dreamykitten2
This is not a poem, it is a catalogue of animal cruelty, we (myself, Mr. Anderson, and my wonderful wife) will be calling the RSPCA - direct any queries to 'Mr Anderson, My Asshole, TNA Impact, Egham, TNA20 0LG, UK'.
As a cat you should know better.
1. This is no way to treat a pet, they deserve kindness, respect and love, not BDSM.
2. The owl and the pussycat went to sea/in a beautiful pea green boat...you probably went after them in a speedboat to fuck them you sick bitch.
3. It's puss in BOOTS not puss in HANDCUFFS you sick WHORE.
4. After torturing the poor animal, your beloved pet, for two hours for your own sick sexual gratification, you then proceed to inflict depressing early-90s American Grunge music on them - out of interest, which Nirvana song did you choose to play?
5. At first I thought this was merely (MERELY!!) a "poem" celebrating bestiality. When I sat aghast reading about your GROWING cockerel, I swiftly realised that a mere CHICK was involved, you foulsome paedophilic, bestial CUNT-MARAUDER
6. At first I was afraid, I was petrified, I now know it'd be better if you died.
7. Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ was carried upon the back of a donkey........ you now choose a distant (albeit slightly retarded) relative of this sacred and noble creature to abuse in perverse and degrading manners. I pray, I bray, and I am not amused.
8. On reading the last lines I was relieved...
9. After I cleaned up, I was relieved to discover that this was not a pet at all, but rather a sandwich from an American purveyor of Italian-related luncheon foodstuffs (but from where, may I ask, did you procure your yeast?)*
10. Unless of course you suffer from many problems (relating no doubt, like most on this fantastic website, to family and childhood issues) the symptom of which is believing said sandwich is not just your beloved animal companion but also an object of love and desire.
*yeasterday I would not have asked, but your poem has bread such resent within me, and given rise to feelings of such anger that I will not begin to excuse my half-baked ramblings.
Love, Roy Bread, Baker and lover (not of animals...exclusively), Hell, Yorkshire.
P.S. Have you seen my snake - it slithered off into the Yorkshire jungle many moons ago and I am keen on his return...I may be talking about my penith...which may or may not be in a jar. If it is, however, it will be happy to assist you in prophecy. If you claim ownership over this HISSterical snake, it will indeed be your "humble serpent".
I think I may want desperately to be YOUR PET.. wow... this has me rock hard and feeling a desire to BE YOURS just like this.. very very erotic... and so much of what I exactly love to be teased too....
this may sound really kinky.. but what about at the end.. after you have let him fill you with his cum.. you make him lie below your pussy and lick every drop of his cum from you.... very hot too?
the complex look in his eyes,
wanting to rebel,
yearn to be free,
yet knowing well he'll never be,
from his mistress' spell.
You have described my ultimate fantasy!
I would be honored to submit to you!
My favorite poem of yours.. I love the graphic nature of this.. such a tantalizing mental picture.
I loved this - it was very erotic - got me very hard just imagining the scenario
This is my favorite poem of yours, it's so graphic and turns me on instantly
Oh my! Being tormented until I lose control of not only my body, but my mind as well. To be completely given to my Mistress, completely controlled by her, to know that I have no choice as I have surrendered that to her or perhaps she has taken it from me. I don't know any longer.
A good, honest understanding of the subtle complexities of the dom/sub relationship... nicely translated! And it made me quite hard..
MIstresss. This made me very hard. I long to be teased like that.
my absolute favorite, a great read. never thought a poem could turn me on!!
This is the first time I've ever been aroused by a poem, on Lit or anywhere else. More please!
This poem was..wow. I'm sitting here turned on reading this and it makes me even more excited about you and what's in stores.
I like the straight-forward language, it makes it sound very conversational, and sexy
This poem made me ache from head to toe. I've never been more aroused / turned on.
This is an intensely erotic poem! What makes it so powerful is the way in which it explores the feelings of both persons and seems to understand the motivation of both people. Extemely powerful!
Such a tantalizing sexy erotic dream. Oh to be your little pet.
dear ms kitten,
your poem shows that you know so well how to probe through all the layers of protectiion we males surround ourselves with, to awaken the secret desire we have to be teased, tormented, made to surrender to the exquisite agony. no doubt, you are a goddess. thank you for your poems, sweet goddess. draig