by dangerouslydead
that whore and the loser deserve each other. The former husband may not the man he was, but what the hell in getting revenge!! when opportunity serves it on your plate.
A smile started on the fifth paragraph and continued to the end. Papa Toad and HDK would have been proud. A hole in one (page, that is).
HA HA HA
The cheating wife became a cheating wife again, only now for money and her new husbands approval. HILARIOUS
HA HA HA
I can just imagine him going to his computer, after they leave, and check his investment portfolio and mention that a stock has split and he is now a millionaire. Ha ha ha
Jed's bitching, they could always say no. I guess the money's just that much more important! Personally, I would rather work two or three extra jobs than become my ex's whore. And I would kick the ass of any man who would want me to whore myself out!
dd,
Great and well written. Oh, betrayedbylove, less money...
Thanks for sharing on Lit.
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same idea by another author, Creamer I think. This was perfect for the 'low information' types living in the comment section though, their attention spans are akin to those of a fruit fly.
My ex wife the whore and her boy toy has to watch. Too funny.
benefits no one except sadists. TK U MLJ LV NV
ever read this, his claim to fame is voting and commenting without reading. specious little bitch dog humping the leg of irrelevance. yip yip noncey!
There was no payback in secret. It was done blow-by-blow (pun intended) within earshot... and reach, if he was so inclined... of the new hubby.
No, this was perfect justice, not just revenge, because in this 'funny little flash story' it shines the light of truth over each character:
...ex-hubby is actually human and not so perfect that he can dish it out too,
...new hubby is a sneaky, underhanded bastard who STOLE the nice fantasy that was the ex-hubby's life: he had taken his money, wife and future he'd been building, and deserved anything that had happened to him
...the wife obviously cared little for the ex. She can be seduced easily. She values money over relationships (as does the new guy). So actually, having the truth about the wife, the new guy did him a favor and showed her in her true colors.
I bet my life that he'll get a visit from the wife again, because the new guy was always a pimp looking for an easy buck and easy fuck, and the wife was always just a whore.
Interestingly, wife might lose all respect for the new guy, in which case she'll be back to get her brains fucked out and make easy money herself.
Few writers have the skill at setting a scene and closing it as quickly and enjoyably as the Dead One. His flash revenge stories are always short and very sweet. Well done, Double D!
Great read - but what about the poor neighbor who now has to deal with a lowered income? I know she's an off-stage character, but the story is so well written that I can't help but feel for her.
His whole "Wannabe Cuck" thing didn't pan out well; the closet cucks or whatever they are called sort of took over. He feels guilt because saying in comments "I didn't read it but it sucked and I voted 1*" cast a shitty glow on the WBC thing. Give the kid a break.
Nice story of a little payback..someone complained abou t the neighbor losing her income, but just because he told his ex about a neighbor, did wasn't necessarily true. Good read!
Where you been man? Can you please get back to writing some new stuff?!?! You need to post more!!!!
This one was one of my favourites.
that shitsack Random - anyone who shits on stories and declares 'i didn't read it but i hated it and voted 1' is a gutless little fuck and no way i'm gonna go easy on a cancer to a story site. if you're not gonna read it then don't flame it and downvote it unless you are a dirty stinkin pile o' shit like Random. that is all.
I do not think I have ever voted one without reading. I have used the comment section to piss off you worthless fucks who attack others for no reason. Mousee9 is a perfect example. He has never said anything bad about anyone else in the sense that you have. And yet one of you stupid queers called him jizzy for making a legitimate comment on one of the stories. That is the point that I joined the fray and called one of you a cocksucker. Probably true. That is the same reason I give the swingers hell, they think their opinion is the only one that matters. You bastards are in the minority. I am still waiting for the ass whipping that one of you promised. I am also still waiting for for the superman who said he was going to shove one of my favorite pistols up my ass. Don't talk, DO! Follow my IP adress to my front door and and fucking do it. I suspect I will die of old age before one of you weak willed shits gathers the courage to do it.
I read the comment you made flaming a story without reading it. That makes you a worthless sack of excrement. Chickenshit cocksmokers like you never submit a story but have the nerve to flame a story and say you never read it. Not sure what the hell you are talking about IP address but just post your real name and street address and I'm sure someone will visit you soon limp wrist.
Careful, that guy is a bad mofo - don't bend over in the shower, he'll try to stick his little pecker in yer cornhole! If he gets yer address he'll show up at yer door with a tub o' vaseline and a smile! Considerin them proclivities he oughta be called Rabid Homo in Search of Cock!
However the urge to "not" squeeze the windpipe shut of the slut would be a challenge.
Sometimes less is more. I can color in the lines myself.
That next door widow lady had me worried too, until one of our colleagues decided that she never existed. Still, it is quite probable that he is lying through his teeth and that he has more sex money stashed away. We may end up with double the number of words in the comments, as there were in the story itself.... TY
Nice trick on revenge sex. And considering she got half his business for 1.3 mill....it stands to reason that he has at least that much socked away.
Maybe next time he'll blow a nut on her face before sending her back.
Like the concept and execution, but Sandy is not discounted, for wear and tear? Cheap alcohol, to accompany the present value.
I like papatoad's stories, but he has many longer stories as well.
This story is a good modern Figaro type humorous revenge story. 5 stars.
BTW I almost fell off of my chair because of laughing! Ha, Ha, Ha,Ha
Don't go easy on Random, when he started yapping about "sticking a pistol up his ass" and "dying of old aids" it became clear he is far worse off than we thought, beyond help really. I guess he didn't learn his lesson last time when he had to eat his words then shut his piehole.
The Willing cucks hate this story and apparently have no sense of humour. So well done for this story. I will apologise in advance for the comments that will be directed towards me and others that like this story for what it is, I wonder which readers will get a hook caught in their mouth from the line I just cast? Personally I thought this story was very good and poked fun at certain stories that really should have thier own category. Anyway well done and thanks for the story.
Closet cucks love it though! Nice to see so many of them out; out and about that is, not out of the closet. God forbid those pencil dicks step out of the safety of their little closets, some big bad man might scare the piss out of them.
Did not give me a warm, fuzzy feeling.
After 2000 year we can laugh on the cheating wives and the lover boys!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone know any other stories that follow this theme?
5* for making me laugh, though I'd normally rate this a 3 or 4, as it's a flash. Thanks for writing.
@ witles I read a revenge story where the exhusband shoot on DVD the sex with the exwife and he sent to the new husband as a part of his revenge. I forgot the Author and the title.
However this story is better.
At the end, we should find out Hubby1 is still very wealthy, he's just fucking with them on his lowball whore-price. I also like the special whisky shopping! Heaven Hill would work!
Once a cheater now a whore. Except the price has dropped.
HA
That would have made a really nice twist - the kind I'm sure HDK wouldn't have missed.
Still, a good, well-written and original tale.
jed should have charged $1000 for each mark on his ho, to be paid immediately.
This was perfect. This is the kind of story that pisses the cucks off and this is how it should actually be. The cheating ex wife has to sleep for money with the man on whom she cheated. Full marks from me.
Liked the concept and flow of the story. Just needs a bit of work on the grammar to polish it. Suggest get an editor to cast an eye over your stories.
Had me chuckling the entire time! Perfectly twisted revenge! :D
I have an idea. The ex-husband should bring in some of his friends to screw her also. Make sure the current husband is watching and maybe filming for posterity. Yeah that's it. The price stays the same, however.
HA
And so was she - so it works out just fine -
How many guys would love to find themselves in that position to wreak such havoc back and do it above boards too -
It sounds like great revenge. But I'm not sure how he even got an erection between his anger towards her and having the husband watching them.
would be to give the money to the ex wife instead of her new husband.
Why pay the pimp? He already blew through the money she got in the divorce settlement, why should he be rewarded again?
Why would anyone complain about this story?
The cuckold fans have no complaint; there is a woman having sex with a man she isn't married to making her current husband a willing cuckold, and she has been a cheater before.
The revenge fans have no complaint; the ex-husband is getting payback on the ex-wife/former cheater in the current husband/former cheat partners face.
Aside from less than perfect English, this is close to the perfect LW story after all it has something for everyone.
The ex paid way too much for the cheating slut. She was just not worth that much. Cheap whores are worth maybe fifty to seventy five bucks, and if he really wanted to drive home the pain then he could have screwed her more often during the month.
100$ a pop would be more than adequate for slut ex wife. 5/5
I agree 100 dollars is enough for the wife, but another 100 dollars for him having to sit there and listen is priceless!!
"Ok, now that we've all proven you're the whore I said you were when we got divorced, you can take it up as a living and since you're married to your pimp, you won't lose any money."
$1600 for monthly sex budget indicates he is in better than decent financial straights!
Too bad the widow next door lost that income. Truthfully, if I was in that situation I would only used ex-wife's services for a month at most. Unless widow was completely outclassed in bed.
He needs to find way to help widow out as she has come to rely on that income
Hahaha. Brilliant. From a slut to a whore in one afternoon. And best of all her husband's aquiescence makes him her pimp.
4*
He needs to fill her up and then make him clean her up afterward. That would be the ultimate Cuckholding lol.
When my husband and I got a divorce, I thought I had traded up. I was sadly mistaken. Larry turned out to be a drunken womanizer who preferred shooting pool and drinking with his buddies and barroom skanks. Larry couldn't keep a job. I soon found myself living in squalor. If given the opportunity to get back to Dan, I would have accepted a dollar a night.
Short but absolutely brilliant. There couldn't be a better revenge or better executed.5*.
No better revenge than giving the Asshole every bit of the angst he'd have gone through himself, plus interest.
I'm sure the protagonist isn't as hard up for cash as he says, either.
Good laugh.
''The difference is my wife was valued at 1.3 million when she divorced me. She was worth a lot more when she was my wife. Your wife is worth 200 bucks and no more''
BOOM
OUTTA HERE
Even out the cuckolding no he didn't know he was being done
But guess who knows
What was that? We already know what you are now we're just negotiating price.
Nice revenge.
Effective. Except -- yuucckk
If I was the ex-husband I wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot pole.
I will hire Jamal to sex her and make a movie out of it.
The neighbor should be insulted that the adulterous slut is equally valued. A simple mileage adjustment for the slut's clearly well used cunt would bring her fair market value down to no more than $150 per fuck.
Should've shut the door in her face but I guess it was payback to the lover whom she cheated with was his primary motivation
etchiboy, en mi país, gracias a las amigas venezolanas, colombianas y dominicanas...puedes arrendar una chica caribeña hecha a mano (si, completamente operadas) por 4 días con esa cantidad.
fue un fuerte cambio en el negocio de la prostitución por acá ajajajaja
lo malo es que llegaron también los narcos..... eso fue malo, pero como no consumo... jajajaja
What a delightful BTB, thank you! I agree with earlier commenter, it would have been more sting if he said (not that she could check) that the neighbour was making 2x as much but she wasn't as good so had to be cheaper.
3 stars - To get the maximum humiliation effect, I also would have preferred the MC to pay street homeless people male/female to fuck the bitch.
@etchiboy, nope dumbass, it was $400 a week... twice a week... $200 a trick.
Though it's fantasy, what are they gonna do? He set the price and they were desperate enough to accept.