I don't know how it's possible to generate so much heat with stories about "the little old lady from Pasadena" (as it were) but there's no doubt you've succeeded!
My name is Joulie; one of a small group of similar ladies, many of us friends for quite a number of years. At present the youngest of us is in her fifties. The group is not a closed arena, some will arrive, and some alas will depart. Some of us were married, some not, some div...