All Comments on 'Amateur'

Gotta love the Oregon coast! Nice story, a fun read!!

You're a lucky man.

Nice change from angst and sluts:)

I wish that this was not just a product of your fertile professional imagination....

Thanks for posting!

just like any massage parlor/sex dive

....Then this little saga of him being all elated as a squirrel in a sack of chestnuts, about a pity/ comfort handjob. It's not a big deal. Marlena Dietrich might well

have done the same for Hemmingway in his declining years but he had the wisdom to write " Old Man & The Sea " instead.

Now if Ava Gardner's ghost comes back and gives MGM a " handy " , I'm all ears. This is Halloween afterall. Maybe Deb can don a " Barefoot Contessa " costume .

i have never in my years of life met a LIBERAL woman who fit the attributes of his wife/girl though many of my CONSERVATIVE LADIES do indeed .liberal women picture Hillery need i say more. good story

I would think Hubby's NP Sweetie would gladly take care of any penile or prostate manipulation needed (plus any overkill desired by either!) Why pay $70 out of his meager stipend? (Not confused about the taillights being your own! Cute!)

However, it seems that removing the old gunky & rusty fluids so that fresh new vigorous fluids can provide better hydraulic pressure is JUST as well done via prostatic massage as the more usual hand-job or BJ or pumpkin-punking or ... oh yeah, boffing Sweetie!

4* (lose 1 point in honor of DWarnox 'cause Hubby is too old! - despite having 'a nice little penis!')

I love your style of writing. Thanks for sharing.

Geez, Anon...'liberal' has been a working word in the English language MUCH longer than their rough association with the U.S. Democrat and Republican parties. And it's general usage is only marginally related to the current political usage! AND Secretary Rodham-Clinton spells her first name HillAry.

The author apologizes more than once in the writing for rambling...

and if he really felt badly about it he could just delete the rambling and stick to the story. Except the whole story reads like a ramble.

You are one funny dude. The rambling and the apologies were intentional and clearly a part of the casual conversational style of your writing. Breath of fresh air among a lot of strident over-wrought writers who take themselves too seriosly. I always look for your name in the new stories. Keep on keeping on.

Would that it were thus hereabouts!

I'm a MGM fan, though not a fan of all of his work. This submission seemed to straddle a few subgenres: humorous slice-of-life tale, erotic short-story, relationship anecdote, etc. It was readable, but I always wondered, where is this really going, and why? I read it all, so I know where it went, but I'm still a little unclear on the 'why.' I like MGM's voice (or voices, since his stories can read very differently from one another), but I don't always 'get' him. That's okay. I gave it a good rating for being outside the norm, not being completely distasteful, being mildly erotic, and being well-written enough for me to enjoy reading it.

You keep writin' 'em, I'll keep readin' 'em.

Sure it was rambling but I felt that was the authors intent. It made the story more like a conversation between old friends. If you have read other Magmaman stories then the intro can seem tedious but actually works well to set the story line. I was surprised by the negative comments. This is a cute story, not meant to be a Hemingway epic. Thanks for the entertainment Magmaman.

It was a shade after midnight and I was trying to get to sleep, but my body wasn't quite ready to let go. So I came out and got the laptop fired up to read something, and came across "Amateur." I sat here in my recliner, chuckling away, and then laughing out loud when I came to a real good line. Somehow, this story was just what I needed.

My dogs thought it was great, too. Of course, they didn't know what the story was about, but they thought it was amusing that I'd laugh out loud, with no other person in the room.

I know you try hard to write well. Your stories show that. But this one must have been written when you were pretty relaxed and just let your fingers do your talking, and I suspect that you showed through a little more than usual. And I'm glad, because it was like sitting with a close friend, one who could let down his guard and say whatever was on his mind. Thank you. I needed that.

Thanks for the offering.

BTTap seemed (at first) a little concerned about where the story was going. Who cares? A ways into it, I thought, Don't really care what the destination, this is a nice trip. Then HansTrimble took over the driving for a short, scenic side trip.

I do not read these Literotica stories to get all serious anyway, so some well-written rambling into some light fantasy.... Hey, not too far -- I don't usually read SciFi/Fantasy category. I don't usually want to leave this world, whether literally or figuratively. Just a light stroll down imagination lane, thank you.

This mini-adventure felt like I was a tourist in town when I sat for a few minutes on his usual bench by this old guy with a smirk, who immediately started right in with his tongue in his cheek until I left with a chuckle and more cheerful mood.

Paul in Oklahoma

and are adult enough to be cavalier, TK U MLJ LV NV

Nice little story. I enjoyed.it.