All Comments on 'Always Ready'

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bruce22bruce22over 11 years ago
World Record for stupid husband....

Nicely creative... Though he should have told her about the semen encrusted panties!

LordSlamdawggLordSlamdawggover 11 years ago
Copywright this quickly !

Before Jim Carrey commissions a film script from this story.Its been awhile beteen hit movies for him & Jim's desperate. This could be a scene from the sequel to the sequel of " Dumb & Dumber".

njlaurennjlaurenover 11 years ago
I loved it!

What a great parody! Those saying it is horrible haven't read the genre, because this one covers it all, the husbands who always seem to be ex agents or military, the wife dumb enough to leave signs of her cheating, the not having sex, the bitch sister, the car ( a pinto? I love it, especially if you consider that in homage to SS06, the Mustang II was a rebadged pinto)...and the ending is hysterical, too, besides the ineptness of the husband, the 'twist ending' that doesn't look much like a twist, that wife was really planning a gift for him *lol*.....this reminds me a lot of the old "schlock Homes" parodies of Dick Trout, thank you!

H.H.MorantH.H.Morantover 11 years ago
Better than most LW ...

even if it was a parody. I noticed that one of the first four commentators didn't read your preface or doesn't know what a parody is.

The LW category should be split up "in partes tres" - one for revenge, one for cuckold, and one for others where sexual relations between a married couple goes off the tracks. That way a reader such as I could find the occasional story with a plot worth reading without having to slog through countless repetitions of cuckoldry and unlikely mayhem

AnonymousAnonymousover 11 years ago
Nicely done!

I enjoyed the story and had a few laugh and I still smile at the cookies he is eating.

AnonymousAnonymousover 11 years ago
A Mexican warehouse??

Very amusing. 5*

AnonymousAnonymousover 11 years ago
Excellent

Funny story

tazz317tazz317over 11 years ago
WELL THATS ONE SURE WAY TO GET REVENGE

hurt yourself more than others TK U MLJ LV NV

BriteaseBriteaseover 11 years ago
Mexican warehouse?

Yes, that one got me as well!

AnonymousAnonymousover 11 years ago
Law and hors duvre

Yes the Mexican warehouse was funny, but the Law and hor duvre and the wild goose chase had me laughing a long time. I love pate de fois gras and knew about California forbidding it. Great story!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
Laughed Out Loud!

Nicely done! Quite the Burn the Bitch Story. Enjoyed it Alot!

betrayedbylovebetrayedbylovealmost 11 years ago
Nice

You should produce a series on Showtime. We could call it "What The Fuck."

HA

AnonymousAnonymousover 10 years ago
San Francisco and not the whole state?

re: anon, the ban applied only to the city IIRC.

Excellent gag lines everywhere in this little gem of a story, well above the comprehension level of those it ridicules (see previous comment for proof....)

HDK and the other wits around here would be proud. 5*

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 10 years ago
so many funny lines

and yes, far above the comprehension level of those it makes fun of. truly a 5 :) effort

AnonymousAnonymousover 9 years ago
stupid story

Very very bad

AnonymousAnonymousabout 9 years ago
Funny

Some people have no sense of humor. That was very funny. Thanks!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 8 years ago
excellent!

i cried laughing! brilliant! much longer story of the same genre would be most welcome.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 7 years ago
hilarious

Bravo. Tears of laughter are rolling down my cheeks.

PEATBOGPEATBOGabout 7 years ago
WOW!!!!

What can I say? As others have said, you have covered all that can be said about the genre. Keep them coming!

AnonymousAnonymousover 6 years ago
This, is not a parody- it is reality

It is said that "Fiction is always stranger than truth" and this story shows it. Pinto that floods and all.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 6 years ago
Samuel_T_Cucksley is right

closet cucks cannot distinguish reality from fantasy.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 6 years ago
Very funny

I can just picture this moron with his MAGA baseball cap on as he downs some more opiods.

andyinozandyinozabout 5 years ago
Sorry...

....just not that funny.

Thanks for trying 'though.

etchiboyetchiboyalmost 5 years ago
Just the scene with “the mexican warehouse” was enough to pay the cost....

... of the rest of this very far reaches for puns and idea puns that most of this story takes. It was ugh, uh, ugh, then “mexican warehouse” — then LOL

jtwheelsjtwheelsover 4 years ago
Not into puns that much

Thanks for trying

Satire I like

Sarcasm good

Etc

AnonymousAnonymousover 4 years ago
what kind of dog breeder has to

stop by multipule times to sell the dog?

Jhbrown27Jhbrown27over 4 years ago
Poor effort

So many grammatical errors I don't know where to start, but that's where you need to start. As far as content you need a strong editor to point out the holes.

jimjam69jimjam69over 3 years ago

Can't say much for it. Just wasn't that funny. More like pathetic.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 3 years ago
Good try. Missed but tried

He was too stupid

jtwheels

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 3 years ago

Don’t quit, your day job....

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 3 years ago

He has trouble thinking and breathing at the same time. Maybe his mother SHOULD have swallowed.

InfosaugerInfosaugeralmost 3 years ago

I'm not sure if she cheated, but not allowed to have sex with her for months is a strong indicator but of course no proof.

MarkT63MarkT63over 2 years ago

Love the cliches!!! LOL!!!

AnonymousAnonymousabout 2 years ago

That’s it. Make fun of something, that is a horrible and life changing event for most people. One star.

BH54BH54almost 2 years ago

What a waste of time.

Pjam1968Pjam196811 months ago

Fuck what a silly tale

AllNigherAllNigherabout 2 months ago

I thought it was funny. Alot of misses to be sure, and better explanation for what was going on may have been nice... I think this could be a big win with a rewrite.

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