All Comments on 'A Rednecks Christmas'

He teaches you the proper use of 'to', 'too', and 'two'?

I am,well was a good ole' boy until my Yankee wife refined me. I live in Georgia. I've known people like your story. I liked it just fine. Hoe hoe hoe M

erry Christmas

It's obvious you know nothing about red necks and your writing proves it. Leave story tellin about rednecks to the red necks cause you don't know shit ya damn ignorant Canuck!!! Crap like this puckers me up tighter than a bulls ass at fly time. Hope your story goes over like a fart in Sunday school. Now I'm so damn mad my necks stifferna peter on a weddin' night.

Don't pay no attention to those other guys! You told us up front you wasn't a red neck your self and I personally got a HUGE kick out of this story!! Seems just like something that would happen in my home town. LOL!! Thanks for the laughs I sure needed it!!

I'm from the South, born in Georgia, raised in Tennessee and now back here in Georgia and let me tell y'all everyone down here knows someone like this guy. Not the believing in Santa bit but the being dumb enough to think he could cheat and not have to suffer his wife's wrath bit. As for the feel of the story I thought it was dead on for a small isolated Southern town where everyone knows everything and most are related in one way or another.

Now... I'm from CT (though have family in Maine, aaaand yea... they got red necks like anywhere you never seen...) And my husbands family from Tennessee. ... Soooo... Don't get all judge- like...

However... this shit is hilarious, and yea... I DO keep a cast iron frying pan at the ready... cause, well... my dear redneck husband is... well... a special kinda stupid...

Now I know what Jethro Bodine asked Santa for Christmas. Luckily he wasn't into incest 'cause Elly May was hot.

Five Stars

has to be admired for his perseverance, TK U MLJ LV NV

this is unusually funny