How to Eat Pussy Like a Champ

pussy,pussy,PUSSY!

My girlfriend will love how i will lick her pussy.I will also give her a glass of semen.(the stuff that comes out of my penis)

Even better

I knew i was good before , but your tips will make my skills even better..i got an "event" this upcoming saturday ;) , when im done w/ her she's gonna love me lols Thanks big time!

love muff diving

i have been married to my wife for 11 years and she has told me that i am the only guy who has ever made you cum by eating her and she just loves it when i go down on her.

live to eat pussy

sticking your thumb in her little hole is a great tip. even better is a thumb in the little hole and a couple fingers in the pussy at the same time. rocking your thumb and fingers in and out in an alternating motion as you suck on her clit = huge explosion: refer to the cracking your head like the walnut comment.... or breaking your neck, it's all good. Damn I love eating pussy.

She loves it !

I've never really enjoyed eating pussy but I have fallen inlove with my girlfriend and have been trying real hard to get good at It. You have helped me alot thank you from me and the misses :)

eat pussy like a chamip

I did it omg

New Girl I dated a girl a couple of years back but we never got to do anything now we are talking again and she told me has never got an orgasm by her ex boyfriend that she was saying for 2 years. which they recently broke up... Now from my ex girlfriend I use make her hit that climax so hard I use to make her legs shake...I'm going to try some of the technics you have posted up and update you on how that went she also has told she can't even get herself to have an orgams but there is a first time for everything ill see how it goes.

umm

This is my first time doing anything sexual, and I don't want to straight up ask her, so how will I know if she'll let me Munch on her pooper as well?

Damn

I think im in love can yuh eat me out I live in jersey

I'm so happy he read this...

My boyfriend read this because he never ate a girl out before. It was my bday too. I appreciate and so does my pussy!

Lesbian sex

This is amazing .

Ozzie girl cuming

WOW! Ur info is amazing...now...if only u can run workshops 4 all the Ozzie blokes.

You are an expert....

Just excellent...!!! I´m a girl and got excited only reading about....

Smacking

My girl likes when i rub my fingers clockwise around her clit and then ligthly smack her clit ( start off smacking really light and slowly go harder and watch her squirm)

I'm a expert and you shore know tour shit by u saying that I thought I was the only one but your 100% right

slurp!

I can't wait to try it out on my lady,i love sucking pussy! Thanks for the information!

How to mastubate in school

I do this every day and I never get caught! I always bring a big bag. When the teacher is starting the lesson of course I put the bag on my lap and wear a jacket. I slowly put my pervert fingers to linger on my wet pussy! I start by touching my hot clitoris,and then bang it! My best friend however caught me but he never told anyone about it so as a reward I gave him a feisty blow job!

Woman who's never cum from oral sex

My fiancee LOVES to go down on me. He does many of the things you mentioned - and yet I have never had an orgasm from oral sex. There are a few 'adustments' I would make in his routine - but for the most part, it is fine. Any suggestions?

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I take my time and I do it right written by silverink34@hotmail.com

Gentle French kiss and lick inside your thighs
Slide my middle finger in your fruit you
are looking into my eyes while I lick under
your clit nibbling with my tongue and lips
I love the way you taste I press down inside
of you with my middle finger your toes curl and they pop

You are screaming im hit n your spot I can taste your juice
on my tongue I spread your lips I put ice in my mouth
I blow on your clit you squeeze my head with your
Thighs you call my name I spread your lips dipping
my tongue in your fruit your legs started to shake

thank

Hey my girl is talking about me giving her head and I never have done before this was really helpful I was totally thinking something else when she wanted me to eat her out thanks
- the lesbian

A few comments:

Thanks for writing this! Agreed that it should be mandatory reading for all straight (or bi) guys!

I wholeheartedly agree, and can't emphasize enough, 3 points you made:
•don't change what you're doing when she's about to cum!!!
•letting her know you enjoy the process makes a woman relax and things are MUCH better
•taking your time

(face sitting is simply delightful, since I can control exactly how I want it--thx for including this...)

One caveat I wish you'd add to your article is:
ALWAYS CHECK FIRST before you stick anything near someone's anus. That would be a complete mood killer for me, for reasons which don't really matter here...but suffice it to say--not everyone is going to go "wild" with that surprise.

And something that needs mentioning....use a finger and find that G-spot once you get to the clit as the added bonus instead! (and who was the person who commented about the g-spot "if you believe in that"---seriously dude????).

Anyway, I may pass this on to a young gentleman that got the boot when he decided this wasn't an "area" worth his time, but was happy to receive! Better luck to him next time.

Nice..

I am going to try this tonight. I've been eating pussy for 31 year but there is always room for improvement. THANKS!

Thanks!

This really helped! I'm a lesbian, and I'm pretty sure my girl will enjoy this as much as I do!

Refresher course ;-P

i needed a refresher course. this was it. however, i did read elsewhere that the use of 2 fingers also helps alot! Thanks so much!

fingers

While a man is eating my pussy, the one thing I dislike is him inserting his finger before I am properly wet. It is a huge turnoff, please at least suck on your finger before inserting, or keep working on my until I am dripping wet.

Two fingers rubbing my gspot while my clit is sucked is very pleasurable.

My favorite pastime

When I found this I almost did a backflip. I did pick up a few new things from this but I mainly just enjoyed the read. Definitly glad there's someone else out there that enjoys eating as much as me. :D

Go with the flow

We kiss a lot. I give her a full body massage. I love her tits. She loves to give head but I ask her to hold back so I won't come so soon. I have her sit on my face so I can get in as far as possible. Yes, I suck on the libia first. Her first orgasm. I put it in w/her on top. she loves to come all over my balls. Next 69 w/her on top so she licks me dry & I try to swallow every drop that's in her. Now rest. Next I have her lie on her side w/her knees bent. 1 finger goes in the asshole. 2 in the pussy. In & out together -3rd orgasm. Then I go on top & put it in as far as I can w/out moving. She tightens her pussy muscles around my cock so tight. We come together. 4th orgasm. & she is loves to yell. Can't help it. Didn't know about the hood. Will look for it. Thanks

im a virgin

im 15 and a virgin, but im only getting myself prepared by reading this. though i doubt ill remember when the time comes. hopefully i do, but i got to say, this article is extremely revealing and helpful. freakin awesome. batsandglamour, you should win a nobel peace prize for making this article. added to what i said, i never even kissed a girl yet. seriousley though, amazing

well well well

seems like we have a very similar style i get you at the 69 position near the end its hard to keep focus. good luck to fellow champs and rookies out there its not about how hard you fall its about how you get up when you fall -rocky balboas micky

I am a lesbian

I am a lesbian and you could chew on my pussy and drink my honey anytime....sweety

Really good, it should help alot of people

love to eat and love to be eat.....

im a girl like to eat pussy..... i eat like a champ also... my friend like it and where doing it for 14 years. we try different style. every time i eat her pussy she comes.i love eating her pussy,,,, the smell and wetness gives me a lot of pleasure. she it me too.... and it bring me heaven.....

change one of your "DEFINITELY DO" 's....please!

Although the majority of this is fantastic advice, one thing I'd take out of the "DO" column and put into the "CONSIDER" column is anything involving inserting something in your ass--even a finger. A man should ABSOLUTELY check on this before he goes ahead and springs it on you.

Its a huge turn off for me, and I'm probably not the only one. If you're heading in that direction, do it slowly and watch her body language...your woman will move out of the way or give a grunt or something to let you know you're getting "colder" if you pay attention!

I want to swallow her juice

I want to swallow her juice but there is no juice coming out
would you please explain that as well ?

thanks in advance , great articles.

best box in town

I went down on my wife and she loved it, she said that every orgasm was as good as the first. After 6 of them she wanted to stop, My wife said that i really did a good job with this and that she loves it when i go down on her. Thank you for the advice .

Sincerely Bassmaster13

I love lickn my wife pussy @ playn n her ass at same tyme

I won't 2 eat a hotdog out of her pussy with a plate under her ass , with ice cream on it,I tryd eatn her shittd ass but didn't like dat . I love 2 put her pussy juice on her toes @ suck it off them fuckn pussy is a gift eatn pussy is a promise.I wish I can live off eat my wife pussy I've never taste anything n da world like it can u tell me what kind of pussy dat is

Best post ever on the topic!!

You have just told it like it is, from a woman's view. It's all right there.

Any man who reads this and and follows through will find himself well rewarded and appreciated.

Hells to the YES!

I am very good at giving orally to men and like doing it ... when they are equally enthusiastic and enjoy "giving back", well -- it doesn't get much better than that for me.

Thanks for this!

Wish My boyfriend would read and learn from this! *sigh*
Take your time and tease! Please!
This should deffinitely be something all men knew about before getting a girlfriend, show her the affection she deserves!

Yes, indeed

I was never a big fan of eating pussing, until I met my current love. Im good looking enough to get any girl I want, and therefore there was a period of about 5 years where I would just pick girls up for a fuck. Yes I was a player. But strange things happen. I allowed my self to truly feel for the current girl I'm with accepting the fact that she could leave at any time, and that I would get hurt. In the past, I would never allow myself to get emotionally involved and therefore didn't care wether or not the women was pleasures during sex. But now, I love going down on my girl, I love making her cum and body shake. Truly, I enjoy kissing her body all over, and am a huge fan of the build up. I never dive right into sex, and it's all the greater because I love her, and want to pleasure her body. It's like a sport almost, I win if I can get her to orgasm, which she says I have no prob doing. So in the future, have the balls to tell your girl your gonna try different things on her pussy while eating and ask her what feels best. After you make her orgasm, that pussy is so much better when you enter it with your mini- me. Enjoy

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This is fairly rubbish, well written though. I think there are many thing that work heaps better than what you have suggested.

Need some help

This article is great! I only got the chance to go down on my girl for the first time a week ago and honestly I was having some trouble. First of all, while well groomed and sexy, her bush is a little to much so I had trouble getting to the good areas, as well as breathing properly. We were also pressed for time, so I could do little more than thrust and lick my tongue around until she came, which was a bit of dissapointment - like you said, I believe taking your time is very important and would have improved the situation greatly.

Anywho, I was wondering if you had any ideas as to how I could tell her I'd like her to trim up a bit. I don't want to come off as an asshole or make her feel bad so what should I do? Also, any tips on the whole not-breathing thing? I feel like I'm doing something wrong there, probably the whole rushed-for-time thing, but I guess only more experience will tell. Please shoot me an e-mail if you'd be so inclined: johnrd13@ymail.com

The test is on

Thank you for this article!
I give it a try, though i haven't done this to her for a while.
Greetings from Germany!

WONDERFUL!

I used to be a cuntaseur before I got married and as time went on I got lazy and forgot much of this! Thank you for the lesson! I will study HARD. ;-)

So,

Why aren't all men like you?

Another little hint, but maybe it's just me: I personally enjoy having a guy go down on me the most when I know that he loves doing it. So show that to your lady. Nothing is more unattractive than a guy who eats pussy reluctantly, like it's some kind of chore. Bleh.

Thank you!

I love that you focused on the clitoris a lot, most guys I've been with either don't seem to know it exists or just ignore it. I'm glad to see that there are men out there who know how make a woman feel good. ;)

Something smells fishy....

This dude is obviously gay. He likes vagina. Sure.

I love women

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Never known anything better

I'd sell everything I've got, literary everything, Just to have this performed on me