The ways are not only stated very clearly but alot of info and taking the things to what we call a state of art. The author has amazngly told what a fact is and what the men should learn and apply. This is all love and if i add the the ultimate is end of love where as licking is keeping the love alive and always at an increase. one would always live for a fantacy, love and a want to know every time.
a pussy should be loved sucked and licked. read his and learn. Nice try.
Ok, your thread made absolutely no sense at all. Either you are an idiot or you are an idiot. Do anyone, with an inkling of intelligence left after reading your thread, a favor and go shoot yourself.
Awesome, incredible, wow. Can you send this article to my husband? *sigh*
God, fantastic! Every man or woman should be required to read this before having a girlfriend!
With knowledge like that, you can eat my pussy any day ^_~
I came just reading your incredible tips - should be mandatory instruction for all males! THANK YOU!
I have to suggest chewing. It's may favorite. Start out softly on the outer lips, and work your way up in intensity. You can also lightly chew the clit for a heavenly experience.
I think you covered the topic quite well. I've never had any complaints, and have been using the same methods described for years. Good Job! By the way, if anyone reading thinks skinhead is just a synonym for nazi or racist, you're way way off. Traditional skins were around long before these fascist fucks, and in fact, the first skinheads were actually black! Look up the book "Spirit of 69" otherwise known as the "Skinhead Bible".
Wow! This is awesome!! I wish my boyfriend would do that to me, but from the many times I have more than hint at him that I would like him to do this to me and with his obvious change of subject or his usual 'maybe sometime', I KNOW I'm dating a guy who's totally NOT into eating pussy..*sigh*...even if he did end up doing it, I probably wouldn't enjoy it knowing he's not into it....
to be honest if anyone does not actually get anything out of this they are to be very idiotic indeed. this guy obviously knows what works for him so therefore is spreading his wisdom. i on the other scower the land looking for this sort of stuff to compare myself to, and to be honest with my experience you cannot learn from what some guy writes in a blog. It should come naturally,if you are crap at "going down" on a woman learn to live without whereas people like me and the gentleman who wrote this can get on with what we do best. nicely told by the way
British PornStar Big "Donkey" Dave
That was awesome! I want you!
I've done alot of the stuff in this article. I also learned a lot as well. I can't wait to try the new techniques on my girlfriend. Thank you very much. Hopefully these new tips will move me from contendor to champ!
As a girl who loves oral, I agree with what you have said- apart from the butt stuff (but that's just me). Although you sound like a pro, something someone did that I always loved was to rub my hip bone and the hollow beneath, which meant that I could hold his hand while he blew my mind, so it was emotional too. Although he also used to watch me and having eye contact while someone eats you out is just insanely hot! Plus, don't discount digital penetration, as it means you can actually have vaginal-clitoral combo orgasms- and take it from me, they are GOOD!!
And finally thankyou for being a man who loves to pleasure women, spread the word, spread the word!!!
First id just like to say i love your submissions. Over the years I've discovered that almost all the women I've tried this on have gone absolutely nuts over it. Once, you have worked your lover over good and long with your tongue, finger, toys etc. put the tip of your nose into her hole and blow out. I would hope you would be smart enough to wipe your nose out very good and it only works if her hole can form a seal around your nose so when you blow out it feels like a very powerful hum and if done right should make them cum very hard and usually beg for it every time afterward.
Every woman feels somewhat self conscious about her vagina. I love how great it feels, but what really turns me on is the fact that my man makes me feel like he loves every part of me. It takes away any inhibitions on my part. It makes me comfortable with him in bed.
...with the rest of the gals. I have to take exception with one comment though. Donkey Dave, if the guy can't do it he should bloody well learn! Or never ever moan about having crap sex.
I have had the most amazing oral.. Almost everything you have said... but now I am with a guy that refuses and when he does all I'm thinking is that he is really bad and the he hates it.. I have no idea what to do becuase personally I like it as much if not more than sex. Its so agrivating to be with a guy that refuses because of the taste.. I told him that if he just did it he would get used to the taste but whatever!
A very well written guide to the delights--for both participants-of oral sex. But did I miss something? No mention of locating and stimulating the G-spot? It's the favorite thing for all of my partners.
All of this... is perfect... You are... the man...
And yes, please spread the word that our pussies like to be eaten out... and that they are beautiful...
needyou on here. He is the man, you're good but number 2
Your enthusiasm shines and gives your writing a great feeling. This is great!
WOW, IVE BEEN TRYING REALLY HARD GET MY GF TO LET ME EAT HER OUT, IVE ALWAYS BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT TO SOME GIRL BUT IVE HAVE NOT GOTTEN THE CHANCE. HOPEFULLY AFTER READING THIS ,SHE WILL SEE HOW MUCH I WANT TO MAKE HER MOAN THAT SHE'LL LET ME, I DON'T WANT TO DISSAPOINT HER , WHEN I TELL HER ALL THE TIME THAT SHE WILL LOVE IT
THIS ARTICLE IS GREAT THANKS!
so many guys are self conscious about eating women out! many just won't do it, because they don't know how, or are scared of messing up or something, which is a real shame because it feels so amazing! thankyou for writing this, now if i can just get my man to read it...
I love to eat pussy and shallow her cum. Iwould love to be fucked in ass while eating her out
It's way more fun if 2 guys take turns lickin the clit. While one is licking it, the other an lick her asshole. Drives a woman wild, and even more when on guys eats her cunt while the other guy gives him a blowjob.....
great article!! I love making love to her pussy!! and slow and easy is great..letting it build up for the both of you!!
wow!! I'm impressed by what u wrote, u really seem to know what ur doing. I'm also very depressed because my boyfriend won't do it...I'm clean, trim and lovely ( according to my ex) so, he basically is just selfish....think i need a new man
Moaning works to deliver vibration, but delivering a "motorboat" to the clit at just the right moment makes me explode (and scream and call him Daddy).
I just loved this and all of your techniques are so perfect, That is my favorite part of it all.
I would do anything to have you lick my pussy, this article made me WET
you sound like my dream man! Oh, and very well written too.
This is no fair at all. Im just 13 years old, and my boyfriend has done half of those things to me. And trust me, exactly how you wrote it, I felt it. ( : But only if it was all like the way you wrote it. Damb, I wish my boyfriend was more like you. More daring and curious. He does the same thing over and over. But how do I tell him I want "More"?! Oh, and you might be thinking, what the hell is this little girl doing reading this. Well, I just wanted to see it from a another guys point of view. Don't worry, Im not lesbian or Bisexual. But Im straight with those kinds of people too. I am no one to judge. Well, like I was saying, If you have the answer to my struggle (not knowing how to tell my boyfriend that I want "more") please e-mail me. firstname.lastname@example.org
I WILL be waiting for your reply. Thanks. ( :
I can't talk...
I've read many of your "How To"'s and I just wanted to say I appreciate it(as does my girl friend). You're the Go To Guy when it comes to How To
you have no idea how much this will help me cuz I`m a virgin
would love to meet such a wonderful guy!! are you married??
sexy, 5'4" petite blue eyed Irish brunette musician
You are really making me miss my ex-boyfriend. It brought back the memory of me bracing myself in the doorjamb trying to stay on my feel while....well anyway, you get idea.
we should get together...
i hav my legs spread now, my pussy is aching to be licked just like that... im so wet
I call it mannabrating.
1st.. very important, before you start, Make sure you shave your face very smoothe no stubble at all, should feel like a babys ass around your lips and chin.
Then after all the foreplay, kissing, caressing and licking etc, blow out of your mouth with your tongue or lips vibrating together, (you can get different high and low pitches and vibration strength going when you get good ) and mannabrate her clit.
Later, have some fun and hit her G spot with your smoothe lubed fingers once she gets going..once going dont stop until she completes the journey.. Depending on the lady you may have an explosion.
Remember: shaved smoothe face and lubed smoothe fingers so she doesnt chafe. Youll want to return there on the next session.
you said 24 hour service available in NJ... i live in NJ. blonde 5'6 skinny blue eyes. please come eat me out
haha i love itt!!!
Dude thank you for this cuz I just used it on my girlfriend today and the reaction I got was fantastic. Also what I got in return was even better. It worked like a charm man thank alot.
Lick up her thighs and out tease her look for signs when shes ready for me she breaths fast blow air into and around her vagina lick and kiss around untill shes ready look for body language
i also like to add a little g spot stimulation (if you believe in the G spot), you can slide two finger in and near the top area you will feel a kinda spongy area, apply slight pressure to that and move back and forth while you stimulate the clit. they always go wild with that, i actually caught my first squirt doing that technique in my favorite eat from behind in doggy style position.
i also have a 24 hour service, in Los Angeles (south central)
email me at
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