All Comments on 'Morons: Queer Marriage'

'Nuff said.

nothing but missionary. same sex every time.

borrrrrrring

You are a smug bastard......with no cause to be......'smug', that is.

I laughed right out loud several times. My favorite? * MONOTONY: only one spouse / partner at a time. * QUICKIE: mated until the parking meter expires

Excellent work!

Thanks for the appreciation! I've just edited and revised this piece a bit, and the new version should be up in a couple days. Hope you can check it out!

--Hypoxia [gasp!]

Lmao! This is fucking perfect in every way. Had me laughing out loud all throughout. 5/5

... hits all my buttons! Scary! But way way funny, sharply and very well written!

Gives a sermon on gay marriage (Bioshock 4 ; There is always a lighthouse. And there is always a man. And sometimes that man is stuffed happily from behind while wearing a wedding ring).

Also this needs updating to include mechas. Are we calling them that yet? No? Don't worry , we will. Ima get a Future Trunks one day. 6ft tall and with hair the colour of lilacs.

One question - you urge us to get a good sheep, how do I know if the sheep is consenting?

@Anon: If the sheep doesn't run off, it consents. But ask to be sure.