by Gunnlaug
An excellent guide. However, you need to find a better editor. It was posted with a totally misleading "this isn't to be taken seriously" disclaimer at the beginning.
Looking forward to the followup "How to be a Knight in Shining Armor" guide.
I thoroughly enjoyed this. I smiled and giggled (a bit) through the whole reading. I admit to playing damsel-in-distress with my hubby. Its fun and while he knows that there isn't much I cannot do, he enjoys playing my knight-in-shining-armour. Fun, laughter and playing makes a sometimes hard life easier to bear. I really enjoyed this writing piece!
My husband pulled this con on ME! And I fell for it! All that money thrown away on trashy yet alluring undergarments. Ha! Scared of ...yup ..."s******" ... Luckily i was wearing my 5" heels to squash it and "save" him... Ugh.. Progress... Lmfao.