Did you know...?

That for every 150 or so orgasms you have ... it reduces the aging process by a year?

I hope in this thread that people follow suit and post positive things about sex.... this was one regarding health. Anyone have anymore?

PinkOrchid said:

Then I should look like I'm 5.

Positive things....hmmmm...it keeps me from getting bitchy and helps reduce cramping during menstruation.

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LOL!! You are just too cool!

LOL I have decided I want funny facts as well....

Did you know according to the Kinsey report , that 50 % of farmers have had sex with some of the livestock they have had??

MistressRain said:

LOL I have decided I want funny facts as well....

Did you know according to the Kinsey report , that 50 % of farmers have had sex with some of the livestock they have had??

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Maybe that's what's wrong with my ex....... Damn that was naughty but I couldn't resist *smack on hand*

US Patent #5,163,447 was granted to a whistling condom. When a small
sensor in the condom senses movement, it causes a tiny apparatus to
whistle "Dixie."
hahahahahah!

Bandit58 said:

Maybe that's what's wrong with my ex....... Damn that was naughty but I couldn't resist *smack on hand*

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LOL OMG !

MistressRain said:

That for every 150 or so orgasms you have ... it reduces the aging process by a year?

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I will die at the age of 105 then

When a male bush cricket ejaculates, he loses about a quarter of his
body weight-contributing a massive ejaculate that the female hungrily
gobbles down as food. For an average human male, this would be about
fifty pounds of semen.

Deep Throat, the 1972 flick often cited as the first modern porno, was
made for only $22,000 but has raked in an estimated $600 million, giving
it the highest budget to box office ratio of any film, ever.

MistressRain said:

LOL I have decided I want funny facts as well....

Did you know according to the Kinsey report , that 50 % of farmers have had sex with some of the livestock they have had??

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and then they eat them? thats horrible....talk about the pray mantis.....

Couple Test Shop's Water Beds For Sex Before Purchase

A German couple hid in a furniture store until it closed so they could
test its water beds for sex.

They were caught by police after setting off alarms as they left after
their four-hour love-making session.

Police in the town of Porta Westfalica say the pair, aged 21 and 17,
will not face charges of illegal entry.

They told police they were worried about spending so much without a full
test. Officers let them go with a warning about wasting police time.

The couple have not been named, but the man told newspaper Bild: "Even
though I got a telling off it was worth it - the sex was world class."

18th century Swiss biologist Albrecht von Haller claimed to have come
across a woman with an abnormally large clitoris measuring no less than
seven inches long (18 cm).


Are they sure it was a woman??? Talk about penis envy!!

The first dildo was made in Africa, circa 500 B.C.

De Sade said:

The first dildo was made in Africa, circa 500 B.C.

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Good one! Keep them coming!

Too funny!!!

New Semen Tracer Stains More Than Reputations

During the Middle Ages, legend has it that when dashing knights rode off
to war, they left their wives strapped into beltlike devices that made
any straying from their marital vows exceedingly uncomfortable, if not
downright impossible. But with a little help from chemistry -- and a new
product named "S-Check" -- today's women may be gaining the upper hand.

This latest weapon in the war between the sexes was developed by Safety
Tantei-sha, an Osaka investigation agency. It consists of two aerosol
containers which, when sprayed onto a man's undershorts, will reveal any
telltale traces of semen from a recent episode of intercourse.

"First you spray the contents from 'A' on his undershorts," explains
Takeshi Makino, president of Safety Tanteisha. "Then after two or three
minutes, you spray 'B.' Any secretions of semen on the shorts will glow
green.

"I suppose when a wife gets a positive reaction, she'll demand to know
who he's been doing it with."

Men who think they can avoid leaving telltale stains by urinating after
sex are advised to think again. It seems that minute amounts of semen
remain in the urinary tract and continue to be secreted for up to two
hours after ejaculation --and can be detected on the briefs even up to
one week afterward.

"The only way you can be sure your shorts are free of incriminating
evidence is to give them a thorough laundering" says Makino, who adds
that S-Check's ingredients are a trade secret. But Kaoru Sagisaka,
former chief medical examiner in the Tokyo Metropolitan Government,
tells Shukan Post 6/11/99 that his laboratory used similar chemicals to
perform such tests, although in his case the stains turned red.

At 35,000 yen a set, S-Check does not come cheap; but it's still far
more economical than paying an agency to tail a suspect for one full
week, charges for which run about 500,000 yen. Makino says his company
sells 200 sets a month, to clientele he says are "99 percent" female.

"Of course, any semen stains deposited on women's underthings will also
turn green. So men can use it to check on their wives as well," he
asserts.

After evidence in his jockey shorts exposed the activities of a 48-year
old manager at a construction firm, the man's wife requested Makino to
have her husband tailed.

"As it turned out, he was making it with a young Korean hostess, and had
dropped well over 10 million yen at her club," Makino relates. "About 30
percent of our infidelity cases involve hostesses. After that, the most
common partners are insurance agents."

After it was revealed that the guilty party had not only been
philandering, but putting his nocturnal escapades on the company tab, he
was summarily dismissed. Now broke and minus both wife and mistress, he
ekes out a living doing construction work.

Shukan Post notes that this autumn, S-Check is expected to be joined by
similar products, including a special "infidelity detection cream" that
is rubbed onto a husband's back before he leaves the house.

"If he takes a shower afterward, it reacts with the water and forms a
scab," says Naomi Watanabe of the Gull detective agency. "If you put it
on his undershorts or socks, the cream senses the change of temperature
when they are removed for 15 minutes or longer, and alters the color of
the fabric."

"It might be interesting if you gave this stuff to newlywed couples, as
a way of putting pressure on the husband to stay faithful," media wag
Dave Spector jests to Shukan Post.

8% of us have regular anal sex.

In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with
two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases
of men similarly endowed.

The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to
brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.

At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt
to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more
powerful orgasm.

England's King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a
special table built so that he could comfortably engage in
sexual intercourse.

The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.

It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the
sixteenth century to let their pubic hair grow as long as
possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and
ribbon.

Given today's average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would
take the typical American couple more than four years to try
every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.

When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each
other, they shake penises instead of hands.


Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his
lifetime: 7,200

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

De Sade said:

8% of us have regular anal sex. YES!



It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the
sixteenth century to let their pubic hair grow as long as
possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and
ribbon. Ummmm EWWWWW!

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The presence of more than two testicles--called polyorchidism by urology
buffs--is rare but not unheard of. About 75 cases have been reported to
date, most of which possessed three testes. On occasion, however, a
mutant is born with four or even five testicles.

hello??!

PinkOrchid said:

Any idea how, exactly, this is accomplished????

This is a fun thread!

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nope, but if the guy is good looking...j/k
I wonder if the women are just as friendly.

another fact: the male seahorse gives birth to its young, not the female.

'Scholarly' Museum Of Sex For New York

A highbrow museum of sex opened New York later.

Curators say the institute, to be located on Fifth Avenue, will provide
a serious study of the city's history as a refuge for every conceivable
vice and as a tolerant haven for sexual diversity.

The first exhibition, How New York City Transformed Sex in America, will
be a scholarly look at the history of prostitution, burlesque, birth
control, obscenity, fetish and sex scandals.

Executive director Daniel Gluck said it would be different from the
titillating sex museums in Amsterdam, Barcelona and Berlin.

"This will be the first museum devoted to the examination of sex around
the world, the world's first really serious sex museum."

But he added that scholarly does not mean boring.

"There's been some great scholarships done on the subject matter that is
both interesting and sexy."

Mr Gluck applied to New York State to have the Museum of Sex accredited
as a not-for-profit institution but was turned down on the grounds that
it would "make a mockery of the word museum".

Instead the 34 year-old former software company owner registered it as a
for-profit corporation, supporting it with his money and that of
investors.

The institute, which has already been dubbed MoSex after the
abbreviation for New York's famed Museum Of Modern Art, is due to open
in September. Admission will be $12, and visitors have to be 18 or
older.

Plans for sex theme park

THE world's first listed brothel, The Daily Planet Ltd, wants to open a "sex theme park" in the international home of gambling, Las Vegas.

It also plans to buy tabletop dancing clubs, one in Melbourne and one in Sydney.

The Daily Planet chief executive Andrew Harris said the group would have expanded regardless of last week's successful listing on the Australian Stock Exchange, but the debut had pushed things forward.

"A number of things have changed as far as funding perception, people's willingness to deal with us and these opportunities have come forward and presented themselves very quickly to us," Mr Harris told AAP.

Mr Harris said the response from brothel operators in the United States had been "overwhelming".

"They want us there, it is as simple as that. We have been offered any number of licensed sites and the one that we favour happens to be the one that is closest to Las Vegas."

He said that with around 35 million visitors a year, Las Vegas was the "ideal place to put this sex theme park".

The Daily Planet currently operates one brothel, its namesake, in Melbourne.

Mr Harris said The Daily Planet was branching out, paying $12 million in total for two tabletop dancing clubs.

The group is also in discussions to open a Sydney-based male escort service.

"The directors anticipate that negotiations will be finalised and a lease executed within 30 days to open the Daily Planet Escort Service in Sydney," the company said.

Mr Harris said the male escort service would work in the same way as its Melbourne service where, rather than making a booking in the bordello, clients pay for the service at their hotel or home.

"And on the same principle as we have always worked we will charge a booking and administration fee and the boys will be paid directly by the clients." The Daily Planet plans to set up a one-stop adult venue in Sydney that will include a brothel, adult cinema and adult sex shops.

But the Australian sex theme park may be some time off, with Mr Harris saying the "sex Disneyland" was unlikely to happen before Christmas 2004.

The Daily Planet shares fell 18 cents at $1.22, still well above their 50 cent issue price, with the announcement released after the market closed.

New uni course: Drag Queen 101
May 5, 2003

A COURSE focusing on make-overs for drag queens will be offered at Melbourne's Swinburne University.

How to conceal eyebrows and beard shadows are just two of the areas covered in what is believed to be the first dedicated

of its type offered in Melbourne.

Michael Schifferle, a make-up artist for the past 10 years and teacher for the past four years, said it was being offered to meet the growing demand within the gay community.

"There is definitely more to being a successful drag queen than simply wearing the right clothes," he said.

"We are offering those interested the opportunity to gain an understanding of high fashion and theatrical make-up to design an individual look."