Who is ignorant?

msbator · Mar 16, 2004

It isn't me - if you think getting fucked in the ass is normal- I would like to sell you some ocean front property in Arizona, obviously you are some kind of pervert. I expect other weirdos will come to your defense, but you are a pervert, face it!

autoerotism · Mar 16, 2004

Call it what you like!

I would rather be a weird pervert then to be you.

SnoopDog · Mar 16, 2004

msbator said:
It isn't me - if you think getting fucked in the ass is normal- I would like to sell you some ocean front property in Arizona, obviously you are some kind of pervert. I expect other weirdos will come to your defense, but you are a pervert, face it!

Is this meant to be serious?
Snoopy, just wondering

zhukov1943 · Mar 16, 2004

Ahrrrr, mateys - there be trolls here!

I see you have an opinion about what goes IN asses -

Might I suggest you blow your opinion OUT your ass?

Thanks, mmmmkay?

SnoopDog · Mar 16, 2004

zhukov1943 said:
Ahrrrr, mateys - there be trolls here!

I see you have an opinion about what goes IN asses -

Might I suggest you blow your opinion OUT your ass?

Thanks, mmmmkay?

Savvy
Snoopy

sheath · Mar 16, 2004

Well, well.

Let's nip this little flame in the bud, shall we?

On the "Dirtiest way you masturbated" thread, started by LilSportGuy, msbator said:

I love masturbating and have done so in as many ways that I could think of doing it.
I have used liver in a bottle, hot water in a bottle, masturbation tools and love dolls to name a few. I cut a hole in the rind of a large orange and fucked it.
I also fucked a fallen tree that was the aproximate shape and size of a female body that had a "Y" fork approximating a woman's legs if they were slightly spread.
One of the most enjoyable ways I have done it is to usa a vacuum cleaner by sticking my penis in one of the hose attachments and using the suction of the sweeper to get me off.

I had an affair with a woman who loved to fuck in public where there was a strong possibility of being seen or caught. The weirdest place that we fucked was in a cementary in broad daylight.

Now, I am going to be nice here and assume (yeah) that you were joking with THIS post. And since you were joking with THIS one, surely you were joking when you said such comments in this 'ignorant' thread.

Right?

S.

sunfox · Mar 16, 2004

*nearly spews coffee laughing*

A vacuum cleaner?

Oh.. *snickers* yeah sure, people who have anal sex are perverts. Imagine having sex with another person instead of a cleaning utensil.

CelticFrog · Mar 16, 2004

*smirk*

Well...

Ignorance is bliss, no?
Sex that is slightly out of the range of the so-called 'normal' bounds here is bliss for many.

Hence, we're all ignorant.

Funny how one can be ignorant, well informed, and open minded all at once.

Ang

midwestyankee · Mar 16, 2004

This thread is rapidly qualifying for "weirdest things you have seen on Lit" already.

To go back to a couple things Sheath quoted:

What is a cementary? Is that where they bury broken down headstones?

A vacuum cleaner - well, at least it can't complain about the taste and it sure does swallow.

That must have been a very large orange (or I am guessing that when he was done the orange was still seedless).

Shall we refer this person to the Tree Sex thread?

And finally: why, oh why did Phil Roth have to put that liver scene in Portnoy's Complaint? Liver is good eating. Period.

tendril · Mar 16, 2004

midwestyankee said:
That must have been a very large orange (or I am guessing that when he was done the orange was still seedless).

Aaaahh but consider also he may not need a large orange.

midwestyankee · Mar 16, 2004

tendril said:
Aaaahh but consider also he may not need a large orange.

Well, we all have our shortcomings.

CelticFrog · Mar 16, 2004

midwestyankee said:
Well, we all have our shortcomings.

*coughchokesnortspittake*

Get thee to a punnery.

Mary Hall · Mar 16, 2004

It isn't me - if you think getting fucked in the ass is normal- I would like to sell you some ocean front property in Arizona, obviously you are some kind of pervert. I expect other weirdos will come to your defense, but you are a pervert, face it!

I really should start powerbombing those damn trolls through glass tables

midwestyankee · Mar 16, 2004

Mary Hall said:
I really should start powerbombing those damn trolls through glass tables

Nah, just feed 'em to the goat.

midwestyankee · Mar 16, 2004

CelticFrog said:
*coughchokesnortspittake*

Get thee to a punnery.

Thanks, Hamlet.

Am already in a 12-step program, Punsters Anonymous. "Hi, my name is mwy and I make people groan."

sheath · Mar 16, 2004

midwestyankee said:
Thanks, Hamlet.

Am already in a 12-step program, Punsters Anonymous. "Hi, my name is mwy and I make people groan."

And this is a bad thing...because...oh, wait. Never mind. Wrong context, sorry.

S.

midwestyankee · Mar 16, 2004

sheath said:
And this is a bad thing...because...oh, wait. Never mind. Wrong context, sorry.

S.

Those are moans, dear. No way am I going to work at losing the ability to make those happen.

Mary Hall · Mar 17, 2004

Nah, just feed 'em to the goat.

Or i should just get Undertaker to bury them

Machiavellian · Mar 17, 2004

sheath said:
Well, well.

Let's nip this little flame in the bud, shall we?

On the "Dirtiest way you masturbated" thread, started by LilSportGuy, msbator said:

Now, I am going to be nice here and assume (yeah) that you were joking with THIS post. And since you were joking with THIS one, surely you were joking when you said such comments in this 'ignorant' thread.

Right?

S.

Some people may want to disregard their initial comments.. perhaps its the ignorant ones that start ignorant threads that need to hide their heads in shame.

logan ross · Mar 17, 2004

Mary Hall said:
Or i should just get Undertaker to bury them

get taker and bury his orange molesting ass!!!

ny11011 · Mar 17, 2004

Does Burrying Trolls work?

Should they not be chopped into very small pieces and burnt?

Sort of to stop them ever reapearing

Mskey · Mar 17, 2004

You can't bury a troll..they use their little claws to dig back out again....no no trolls must in fact be tied to a pile of sticks and burnt.

Oranges....? Vac. Cleaners....? Trees.....? Dude I'm no big fan of anal sex either but may I just say...hello pot, yeah this is the kettle, you're black!

msbator · Mar 17, 2004

Am I serious?

Definetly not-ass fucking is one of my fantasies!

msbator · Mar 17, 2004

Blow it out your ass response

Certainly! That would result in feces in your fac e, since you are an ass pervert,When would you like me to dump my shit on you?

msbator · Mar 17, 2004

To Sheath

Absolutley!

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