BadForm
Bad attitude in any Form
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Rock-ed up Jazz music blares out loud. Lights flash their multi-colored hues over the floor, running up and down the giant scoreboard, and across the ceiling like a bad acid trip. A voiceover booms a throaty introduction over the audience and out through the cable channels of a million televisions.
"Dom/mes and Sub/bes, Sadamassochists, Exhibitionists, Sluts and all welcome to another bootilicious game of !SEXUALITY! The only show to not only give you the sexuality you crave but to ram it down your throat, tickle your ass with it and set your bedroom on fire! And heeeeere he is, your master, and we do mean master, of ceremonies, IVOR HARDON!"
Cameras pan down across the audience and stage to follow the powerful stride of a leather-dressed guy towards a central podium. Depending on your demeanor phrases such as "Oh shit I think I just peed my pants with excitement," "Damn, I gots to get me some of that!" or "The devil IS real" fill your mind. He checks the buckle at his waist and gives the audience a smile.
"Welcome back folks, and have we got a show for you tonight. We've found three people who will delight and debauch you as they vie for the chance to win a host of top prizes... such as..."
The booming voiceover returns as the scoreboard changes to a video display. The voice describes the series of items seen.
"The new twenty speed, twin ended King Dong vibrator. This vibrator is excellent for enjoying a quiet night in with that special someone, be he a man of charisma or a woman with real big suspenders."
"An entire BDSM dungeon fitted into the room of your choice complete with racks, suspension chairs, tumbscrews, tongs, a brazier and more."
"A one-year part-share ownership of Madam Sinn's House of Pain, entitling you to one tenth of the presitgious salon's profits for one year and full and free entrance to all events."
"A sex party with the professional sports team of your choice: yes even our national sports stars are eager to experience the joy of your very unique SEXUALITY."
"And for our winner, an amazing sex holiday. As you know folks, the exact details of this holiday are always kept secret until the final winner is decided. Whatever it is though, you can be sure that it will be something they have never experienced before!"
Ivor Hardon beams at the audience and flicks a whip towards where three contestants stand in darkness. "And now, lets have our contestants introduce themsleves. Contestant number 1, tell us more about WHO YOU ARE!"
"Dom/mes and Sub/bes, Sadamassochists, Exhibitionists, Sluts and all welcome to another bootilicious game of !SEXUALITY! The only show to not only give you the sexuality you crave but to ram it down your throat, tickle your ass with it and set your bedroom on fire! And heeeeere he is, your master, and we do mean master, of ceremonies, IVOR HARDON!"
Cameras pan down across the audience and stage to follow the powerful stride of a leather-dressed guy towards a central podium. Depending on your demeanor phrases such as "Oh shit I think I just peed my pants with excitement," "Damn, I gots to get me some of that!" or "The devil IS real" fill your mind. He checks the buckle at his waist and gives the audience a smile.
"Welcome back folks, and have we got a show for you tonight. We've found three people who will delight and debauch you as they vie for the chance to win a host of top prizes... such as..."
The booming voiceover returns as the scoreboard changes to a video display. The voice describes the series of items seen.
"The new twenty speed, twin ended King Dong vibrator. This vibrator is excellent for enjoying a quiet night in with that special someone, be he a man of charisma or a woman with real big suspenders."
"An entire BDSM dungeon fitted into the room of your choice complete with racks, suspension chairs, tumbscrews, tongs, a brazier and more."
"A one-year part-share ownership of Madam Sinn's House of Pain, entitling you to one tenth of the presitgious salon's profits for one year and full and free entrance to all events."
"A sex party with the professional sports team of your choice: yes even our national sports stars are eager to experience the joy of your very unique SEXUALITY."
"And for our winner, an amazing sex holiday. As you know folks, the exact details of this holiday are always kept secret until the final winner is decided. Whatever it is though, you can be sure that it will be something they have never experienced before!"
Ivor Hardon beams at the audience and flicks a whip towards where three contestants stand in darkness. "And now, lets have our contestants introduce themsleves. Contestant number 1, tell us more about WHO YOU ARE!"