My mom's commentary on Lit.

In a pretty darned stupid move today, I showed Lit to my mom. Well, ok, so it wasn't on purpose. I unthinkingly clicked on the link to the Austin meet thread in my mailbox when she and i were checking email earlier today.

Mom: LITEROTICA??

Me: Uh...it's not what you think. Here, lemme show you! See? This is the meet I was telling you that's coming up! See? There's nothing bad in here

Mom: Is that a girl's breast?

Me: uh. yeah. She's sweet. Newb. She lives in Amarillo. [Thanks Melli!! *grumbles*] But see...most folk don't use nakey people in their avs! *scrolls*

Mom: Oh my! Look at that! *mom ogles MaxP's chest*

Me: oh jeeeeeez, mommmmmmm! C'mon! He's a friend of mine! Don't do that!! See? These two girls? Red_Rose and Eumenides? They're my friends who were visiting the other week. I wish you could have met them. They're super nice!

Mom: *reading aloud* everyone gets to hit on Nora...? Who's Nora?

Me: uh...so yeah. Aren't we running late?

Mom: Is this why you're always playing with pictures? Let me see your picture!

Me: uh...see, um. Normally I don't...ya know. but uh. See...cuz you know I like purple, right? And um. Well, ok, but this isn't my normal style! *shows mom*

Mom: She has fabulous hands.

Me: YES! SEE? You get it! I love you, mommy! But no really, it's not like it's all porn-y or anything. I mean, it's a porn board, but I'm ONLY on the general board..see? *clicks to the GB praying there's no "I'm horny" shit in any of the top threads* See? Just stuff...politics, silly stuff, just talking.

Mom: *reading* Fuck you gay hating morons I think I could like these people. Schwanns The food company?

Me: yeah, it's a thread about Schwanns. See? it's all normal stuff. *gives a silent thank you to SpiceCake for the first time in my life* Oh, and someone made a nice thread about me..I'll show you. *shows her Mia's thread from last night, hoping nobody's said anything shitty since I last looked*

Mom: *reading thread* HeavyStick? He's got ego issues?

Me: Uh. Well, I uh...maybe? I mean. It's not like I've ever seen it or nothing! *lies lies lies dirty lies*

Mom: KillerMUFFIN???

Me: yeah. she is, too. Both. I mean. Killer and a Muffin. And she called me sweet. See? I'm SWEET! *smiles broadly*

Mom: *reads Ruby's post* Nora is my girl?

Me: uh. Yeah. That's my friend I told you about. Maybe you'll meet her this summer. We kid a lot. LOOK! Watergirl wrote me a poem!

Mom: ha! That's FUNNY!

Me: She's a sweetheart.

Mom: why's this girl calling you an accusatory bitch?

Me: Cuz she knows me, mom.

Mom: oh. *eyes go wide* What the...

Me: Oh, that's [name]. You know. The girl I work with. See? She's talking about how we went out for a drink last night.

Mom: Why's she have a coke drinking penis for a picture?

Me: Uh. Cuz it's funny?

Mom: Oh.

So...word to the wise. Don't go clicking links in your email in front of your mom.

So...




















...how long before your mom registers?
I'm sure there are some older guys who would love to meet her!

My Mom would love this place

I hope she's not here right now.

lobito said:

My Mom would love this place

I hope she's not here right now.

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I just hope I haven't hit on her.

sadly, so do I!

Oh
my
fucking
G-d

Don't even go there. I'm still all squidgy from her drooling over MaxP's bod.

foxinsox said:

This is Nora's mom...

Get into bed, young lady!!

Think it'll work?

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FOXYYYYY! *huggles*

Nope, never worked when she did it when I was a kid. Still doesn't work today!

Nora said:

Oh
my
fucking
G-d

Don't even go there. I'm still all squidgy from her drooling over MaxP's bod.

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you know, when you say Squidgy it doesn't sound the same as you probably mean it.

foxinsox said:

((Nora))

I was kinda hoping I'd trick you into getting into *my* bed.

Foiled again

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Dammit! Wait. DO OVER!!!


Lobito...ew. Just ewwwwwwwwww! lol

Thank goodness my mom doesn't understand English that well.

*shuddering at the thought*

Though she knows more dirty jokes than I do.
And remembers them too

nora...i think that if my mom saw what i've put onto this site she'd KILL me!!! hell my husband doesn't even know what i put onto this board!!!!

(my mom's the REAL religious type....won't go on antidepressants and wouldn't let me either for the longest time because she says they make it easier for satan to take over your spirit...ya)


god she'd kill me

Pixie, I wish my mom didn't speak english today!!


Angelic, I'm 32 yrs old. Almost 33 *grumbles*. There isn't much she could do, thankfully! My computer. *grins* Also, my hubby knows all about Lit, so that's a bonus.


Other tidbits...

She thinks Gusty's posts are the best cuz they're the most colorful.

She thinks I should watch my language.

She LOVES the screennames. Byron in Exile was her favorite (and one of mine too, both the poster and his screenname, so that was kinda neat.)

Ozraven's av made my mommy blush. (makes me blush, too)

Laurel and Lasher's kitty avs were her favorites.

She was amazed at how many posters were Jewish. LOL!

You're so cool, Nora.
Your mom is cooler, though.

SpellCheckBuddy said:

You're so cool, Nora.
Your mom is cooler, though.

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Don't tell her I said so, SpellCheckBuddy, but my mom's the uber-coolest! I love her muchly. Thanks.

I changed my mind.
You and your mom are equally cool.

Nora said:

In a pretty darned stupid move today, I showed Lit to my mom. Well, ok, so it wasn't on purpose. I unthinkingly clicked on the link to the Austin meet thread in my mailbox when she and i were checking email earlier today.

Mom: LITEROTICA??

Me: Uh...it's not what you think. Here, lemme show you! See? This is the meet I was telling you that's coming up! See? There's nothing bad in here

Mom: Is that a girl's breast?
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So...word to the wise. Don't go clicking links in your email in front of your mom.

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That was one of the funniest things I have read on here........isn't the best comedy the real stuff!!!!!!

Excellently done lady.........

Oh, and I can change the av if it's an issue for you.........
I have lots of others, even one or two without a dick in it (I think)

Nora... I want your mom to adopt me....

OMgosh, Nora! Thats the funniest thing I've read in too long!!!
What a super cool Mom you have, and you are just too much, lol.

lol i thought i had it bad with my girlfriend registering ... mother would be worse

LMAO Nora, reminds me of my mother seeing lit.

She said something like, OMG is that a picture of a penis?? Can you make it bigger???

sexy-girl said:

lol i thought i had it bad with my girlfriend registering ... mother would be worse

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very true, at least your partner knows most of those things about you already!

cybergirly1989 said:

LMAO Nora, reminds me of my mother seeing lit.

She said something like, OMG is that a picture of a penis?? Can you make it bigger???

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Ok, I have to ask..........

The penis, or the picture?

ozraven said:

Ok, I have to ask..........

The penis, or the picture?

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*chuckle* That's what I asked, she turned bright red and said, "umm the picture, or else I could go get my glasses." It was at that point I decided to turn off the computer.