You know those long lists of questions you get in emails?

I have decided to start a thread here (and will start one in the General Board) for those lists. I will start this thread with several lists of questions. Anyone can copy a list or lists into their own post and can just answer the questions. You can skip individual questions if you can't think of an answer or aren't comfortable answering some.

BUT

Better than answering them, go ahead and post your own lists of questions, whether you make them up on the fly or copy them from an email or other source (No, I don't care if you steal those huge lists from Myspace, but I wasn't going to). For the sake of readability, I usually just put my answers right after the question and bold my answer text like this:

1) Do you like answering these long lists of questions? Yes, I never get sick of answering them, and I love reading other people's answers

If you do copy a list of questions from an email, I ask that you take the time to remove any > > forwarding marks from it before you post, so it is easier to read. Here are simple steps to do that (and this is completely windows biased, I don't know anything about Macs or linux)

1) Click your mouse in the body of the email, and hit Ctrl-A to select all, then hit Ctrl-C to copy.
2) Start -> Run -> notepad -> OK button
3) Ctrl-V to paste
4) Ctrl-H to bring up the "find and replace" window
5) Search for "> " (that is a > sign AND A SPACE without the " marks), and replace with (nothing - blank line), hit "Replace All"
6) Ctrl-A to select all, Ctrl-C to copy
7) Paste into your Literotica posting.

That will take you all of 45 seconds if you've never done it before

I don't care if you want to copy blank questions, or if you want to leave your answers there and let the next person remove your answers and replace with theirs. The whole goal of this is that hopefully OTHER PEOPLE BESIDES ME WILL POST LISTS OF QUESTIONS TO ANSWER (hint hint)

But you can just answer as well

(and feel free to skip duplicate questions about age, pets, bdays, etc)

Tame one to start

1) What time is it?
2) Name as it appears on your birth certificate?
3) Nicknames?
4) Parents names?
5) Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?
6) Date that you regularly blow them out?
7) Pets?
8) Height?
9) Piercings?
10) Tattoos?
11) How much do you love your job?
12) Birthplace?
13) Favorite vacation spot?
14) Been to Africa?
15) Been toilet papering?
16) Been in a car crash?
17) Croutons or bacon bits?
18) 2 door or 4 door car?
19) Coffee?
20) Salad dressing?
21) Color of socks?
22) Favorite number?
23) Favorite movie?
24) Favorite Color?
25) Favorite Holiday?
27) Favorite day of the week?
28) Song of the moment?
29) TV show?
30) Toothpaste?
31) Most recently read book?
32) Flower?
33) Scent?
34) Favorite thing?
35) Fast food place?
36) When was your last hospital visit?
37) Favorite drink?
38) How many times did you fail your driver's license test?
39) Where do you see yourself in ten years?
40) What do you do when you're bored?
41) What words or phrases do you over use?
42) Furthest place you sent this email?
43) When is your bedtime?
44) What makes you feel good?

Another tame one

1) What is your occupation?
2) What color is your underwear?
3) What are you listening to right now?
4) What was the last thing you ate?
5) Do you wish on stars?
6) If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
7) How is the weather right now?
8) Last person you spoke to on the phone?
9) Do you like the person who sent this to you?
10) How old are you today?
11) Favorite drinks?
12) Favorite sport to watch?
13) Have you ever dyed your hair?
14) Do you wear contacts or glasses?
15) Pets?
16) Favorite month?
17) PC, Mac, Linux, or other?
18) What was the last movie you watched?
19) Favorite day of the year?
20) What do you do to vent anger?
21) What were your favorite toys as a child?
22) Fall or Spring?
23) Hugs or kisses?
24) Cherry or Blueberry?
(yes there is a break here, it was asking questions about emailing - not valid here)
28) Living arrangements?
29) Last time you cried?
30) What is on the floor of your closet?
31) Who is the friend you have had the longest?
32) What did you do last night?
33) Favorite smells?
34) What inspires you?
35) What are you afraid of?
36) Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
37) Favorite car?
38) Favorite dog or cat breed?
39) Number of keys on your key ring?
40) How many states have you lived in?
41) Are you happy?
42) Where would you like to move?

Not tame anymore

1) How many years have you been married?
2) How long since you had sex? (oral is included)
3) What did you eat for dinner tonight?
4) Do you have a porch, patio, deck or none of the above?
5) Tell about us your pets and their names:
6) On a scale from 1 - 10, how do you feel right now (10 being the best)
7) When is the last time your spouse initiated sex?
8) When is the last time you told your spouse you loved them?
9) Name the last embarassing thing that's happened to you?1
10) Do you own a pc, laptop or both?
11) If you had a choice between giving or receiving oral, what would you chose?
12) Do you ever fantasize about someone other than spouse when you masturbate?
13) Dial-up, dsl, cable modem, other?
14) Do you check this board while you are at work?
15) Is your refrigerator bare or covered with stuff (magnent, pictures, reminders etc)?

1) what do you do for a living?
2) are you wearing any socks right now?
3) what kind of auto do you drive?
4) when is the last time you rode a bicycle?
5) how many licks does it take for you to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
6) who was the cutest girl on gilligans island?
7) the cutest guy on gilligans island?
8) would you do the person that posted above you on this thread?
9) what is your favorite website (besides Literotica.com)?
10) do you have a secret crush on someone here?
11) Have you ever double scheduled dates on the same night? If yes, did you get caught?
12) For those of you who have kids, have you ever pretended you were asleep so spouse would get the baby/kids?
13) When was the last time you had sex in a vehicle?
14) Do you wish you could (or can you?) suck your own cock (or pussy)?
15) For those of you who have kids, how many know the story CAT IN THE HAT by heart?
16) How many times have you had a terrible broken heart?
17) Did you ever dump someone via phone?
18) What's the farthest distance you ever went to get laid?
10) Do you wear glasses? Contacts?
20) If you could change one thing about your body, what would it be and why?
21) Have you ever been so depressed you thought about ending it?
22) Girls...do you own any crotchless panties/pantyhose?

1) Do you prefer Star Wars or Star Trek?
2) At what age did you lose your virginity?
3) What is your favorite sport to play?
4) What is your favorite sport to watch?
5) What is one thing that you do that would surprise most other people?
6) Do you live in a city, town, village, or in the country?

1) How old are you?
2) How long did you lurk here (like the perv I hope you are) before registering?
3) Are you hot for someone at Lit.?
4) Have you masturbated in public? Please explain for yes.
5) What's your favorite color?
6) Do you own or rent?
7) What would you do for a living if you could choose anything?
8) Last book or current book you're reading?

SPAM

Just match up the names and e-mail and there ya go.......

1) Where were you when you lost your virginity?
2) Tell us your most desired fantasy that hasn't happened in r/l yet? Be as descriptive as you want here.
3) Have you been able to live out any of your fantasies? Again...details!
4) What part of the opposite sex first attracts you to them?
5) What 2 celebrities would you like to be sandwiched between?
6) One place you hope to have sex at one day soon?
7) Any 'dark' fantasies? Give it up people!
8) You're chatting with someone special and want to kiss them...describe how you would do that...cyber style.
9) Ever 'played' with food? Detail
10) Is there anyone here on Lit that you'd like to just smack the shit out of?

1) Do you have a "secret" Lit crush or crushes? If you do, would you care to come out with it here and name the name(s)?
2) What is the highest number of orgasms you've ever had in one day/night with a partner? Masturbating?
3) If you have a S/O, is there a sexual encounter online or over the phone in your past, before you met, that you would *NEVER* be willing to tell him/her about? Details?
4) How about in real life? If yes, give the details here! You're anonymous here! read this
5) What is your fondest dream for the future?
6) Who is your favorite musician/band/singer?
7) What is your favorite movie/movies of all time?
8) Describe your most intimate experience with another person, in as much detail as you're willing to share? Who was that person?
9) Have you ever had a sexual encounter with a person of the same gender?
10) What do you consider to be your best physical feature? Your worst?
11) Have you ever been caught having sex in a public place? Details, please?

1) You are alone and you’ve checked the paper for last night’s lottery numbers and discover you’ve just won a share of the $250 million jackpot. What are the very first three things you would do?
2) Where is the strangest place that you can think of where you would be willing to have sex?
3) Have you ever shared that first kiss with someone and you felt that ‘zing’ all the way to your fun boy/girl parts? How old were you the first time this happened?
4) Are you the spanker or spankee…and are you willing to switch places?
5) You’re talking on the phone with your sweetheart…tell us what you would say to initiate phone sex with them…(you guys know me by now….I want DETAILS!)
6) Your Sweetie sneaks up behind you and whispers something into you ear that REALLY gets your juices to flowing. Tell us what they just whispered to you.
7) How old were you the first time you had oral sex?
8) Are your nipples sensitive?
9) Ever had a golden shower? Ever wanted to?

koalabear said:

SPAM

Just match up the names and e-mail and there ya go.......

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You know, no one FORCED you to read this thread. Sheesh.

Feel free to ignore it, bucko.

These look very familiar, 36!

I'll go back to the married thread and copy and paste the one's I have answered...This could be an interesting read.

GREAT IDEA for a thread!

ok... it's late and I'm confused. do you want people to answer these questions or not?

mrtnmoon said:

ok... it's late and I'm confused. do you want people to answer these questions or not?

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That's the whole idea here. Answer them or post questions of your own. They went over so well on HM/SU I figured I'd post them so more people could see them and hopefully respond and/or post more of their own for others to respond to.

36Bills said:

They went over so well on HM/SU I figured I'd post them so more people could see them and hopefully respond and/or post more of their own for others to respond to.

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Maybe that's because we're such nice people over there.......

I'll give it a go.

1) What time is it?
2:08 am.

2) Name as it appears on your birth certificate?
I'll pass.

3) Nicknames?
Grandma, Dal, Turd. A myriad of others.

4) Parents names?
Flo-Jo.

5) Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?
30. I haven't had a cake in two years.

6) Date that you regularly blow them out?
On my birthday.

7) Pets?
3 cats. One nephew-dog.

8) Height?
5'4 and a quarter!

9) Piercings?
Yep.

10) Tattoos?
Not yet.

11) How much do you love your job?
About as much as I love root canals with no anesthesia.

12) Birthplace?
Gulf Coast, MS.

13) Favorite vacation spot?
Mountains.

14) Been to Africa?
Nope.

15) Been toilet papering?
Nope.

16) Been in a car crash?
Several.

17) Croutons or bacon bits?
Those go on salads, right?

18) 2 door or 4 door car?
4 door.

19) Coffee?
Absolutely.

20) Salad dressing?
Another salad thing. Fat free Italian is good ... when it's used to marinate steak.

21) Color of socks?
White.

22) Favorite number?
3

23) Favorite movie?
The Notebook.

24) Favorite Color?
Red. No, purple. No, green. Something like that.

25) Favorite Holiday?
Halloween.

27) Favorite day of the week?
Wednesdays. I'm usually off.

28) Song of the moment?
"Get Ready" by Live

29) TV show?
Don't really watch tv, but used to love The Practice.

30) Toothpaste?
Some cinnamon-y thing now.

31) Most recently read book?
Angela's Ashes by Frank McCourt. (Not quite done with 'Tis)

32) Flower?
Gardenia. Magnolia. Orchids.

33) Scent?
Gardenia and honeysuckle.

34) Favorite thing?
Journals.

35) Fast food place?
Chinese take out if that counts?

36) When was your last hospital visit?
Last September.

37) Favorite drink?
Barq's rootbeer in a glass bottle that has been packed in ice.

38) How many times did you fail your driver's license test?
None, but I probably should have.

39) Where do you see yourself in ten years?
With a master's, contracting out to a university and running my own coffee shop.

40) What do you do when you're bored?
Read.

41) What words or phrases do you over use?
Craptastic. Fuck. Whatever.

43) When is your bedtime?
Before now.

44) What makes you feel good?
Being appreciated.

1) what do you do for a living?
Layout and design of print materials

2) are you wearing any socks right now?
Nope

3) what kind of auto do you drive?
Ford SUV

4) when is the last time you rode a bicycle?
Two days ago...does stationary count?

5) how many licks does it take for you to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
I lick for a while, don't count and then start nibbling!!!

6) who was the cutest girl on gilligans island?
MaryAnn

7) the cutest guy on gilligans island?
Ummm, there were none.

8) would you do the person that posted above you on this thread?
I don't know...it'd have to be in a MFF threesome...maybe.

9) what is your favorite website (besides Literotica.com)?
Big user of travel boards. Trip Advisor, Fodors...no favorite

10) do you have a secret crush on someone here?
Yes - and you know who you are.

11) Have you ever double scheduled dates on the same night? If yes, did you get caught?
No

12) For those of you who have kids, have you ever pretended you were asleep so spouse would get the baby/kids?
Heck yes

13) When was the last time you had sex in a vehicle?
So long ago, I forgot you can have sex in a vehicle!!!

14) Do you wish you could (or can you?) suck your own cock (or pussy)?
No, I like for someone else to do it too much.

15) For those of you who have kids, how many know the story CAT IN THE HAT by heart?
not me.

16) How many times have you had a terrible broken heart?
2 times

17) Did you ever dump someone via phone?
no

18) What's the farthest distance you ever went to get laid?
15 steps.

10) Do you wear glasses? Contacts?
No

20) If you could change one thing about your body, what would it be and why?
I'd firm up what became not firm after big surgery, and am working to do that.

21) Have you ever been so depressed you thought about ending it?
Never

22) Girls...do you own any crotchless panties/pantyhose?
No, do men really like those? I'd think garters and hose, or thigh highs and heels would do more for a man than crotchless pantyhose, but...I'm no man.

One more before the party preps begin.

1) How many years have you been married?
26 years

2) How long since you had sex? (oral is included)
10 hours

3) What did you eat for dinner tonight?
Last night we had turkey, mashed, and veggies

4) Do you have a porch, patio, deck or none of the above?
Porch and decks

5) Tell about us your pets and their names:
Finnegan [dog] Mac [dog] Carlton [cockateil]

6) On a scale from 1 - 10, how do you feel right now (10 being the best)
Feel about what? Rain is clearing, so I am a 10 on that one, physically rested...so I'll give that a 9.

7) When is the last time your spouse initiated sex?
10 hours ago!

8) When is the last time you told your spouse you loved them?
9.5 hours ago.

9) Name the last embarassing thing that's happened to you?
Walking down main street, skirt on...dressed for work, and wind catches my skirt. Looking up and seeing the mailman, who I've known forever, grinning at me because of it.

10) Do you own a pc, laptop or both?
Both

11) If you had a choice between giving or receiving oral, what would you chose?
Giving THEN receiving oral.

12) Do you ever fantasize about someone other than spouse when you masturbate?
Two to three times daily!

13) Dial-up, dsl, cable modem, other?
Cable

14) Do you check this board while you are at work?
yes

15) Is your refrigerator bare or covered with stuff (magnent, pictures, reminders etc)?
Coverd in pictures of people I love, and love notes from those people.

1) How many years have you been married? Zero
2) How long since you had sex? (oral is included) 1 month
3) What did you eat for dinner tonight? last night had pizza from Vitos, finishing it up right now
4) Do you have a porch, patio, deck or none of the above? None of the above
5) Tell about us your pets and their names: None
6) On a scale from 1 - 10, how do you feel right now (10 being the best)? 7
7) When is the last time your spouse initiated sex? n/a
8) When is the last time you told your spouse you loved them? n/a
9) Name the last embarassing thing that's happened to you? Woke up from a nap on my parents couch ... I'd been moving my hips up & down ... still don't know if they saw it
10) Do you own a pc, laptop or both? 2 laptops
11) If you had a choice between giving or receiving oral, what would you chose? Giving
12) Do you ever fantasize about someone other than spouse when you masturbate? n/a
13) Dial-up, dsl, cable modem, other? cable modem
14) Do you check this board while you are at work? I wish!
15) Is your refrigerator bare or covered with stuff (magnent, pictures, reminders etc)? Covered with magnets from country concerts I've been to

1) How old are you? 32
2) How long did you lurk here (like the perv I hope you are) before registering? 2 months
3) Are you hot for someone at Lit.? Not yet
4) Have you masturbated in public? Please explain for yes. Does: while driving down the road count as 'in public'?
5) What's your favorite color? Purple
6) Do you own or rent? Rent
7) What would you do for a living if you could choose anything? Read books
8) Last book or current book you're reading? JoAnn Ross' Impuse

1) What is your occupation?
Room control-slash-admissions for a hospital.

2) What color is your underwear?
Which pair?

3) What are you listening to right now?
My cat snoring.

4) What was the last thing you ate?
Blue Bell ice cream.

5) Do you wish on stars?
More likely to wish on moons, but sure.

6) If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Red.

7) How is the weather right now?
Clear and humid.

8) Last person you spoke to on the phone?
Some guy who talked for 30 seconds before telling me he had to watch the news.

9) Do you like the person who sent this to you?
Was it sent?

10) How old are you today?
32 and some odd weeks.

11) Favorite drinks?
Coffee. Margaritas.

12) Favorite sport to watch?
Hockey.

13) Have you ever dyed your hair?
Teehee. Does kool aid when I was a kid count?

14) Do you wear contacts or glasses?
Both.

15) Pets?
Three cats, one with me at the moment.

16) Favorite month?
December

17) PC, Mac, Linux, or other?
PC.

18) What was the last movie you watched?
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

19) Favorite day of the year?
Halloween

20) What do you do to vent anger?
Driving roof opened, loud music down country roads.

21) What were your favorite toys as a child?
Baseball mitt and ball.

22) Fall or Spring?
Fall.

23) Hugs or kisses?
Kisses.

24) Cherry or Blueberry?
Cherry.

(yes there is a break here, it was asking questions about emailing - not valid here)

28) Living arrangements?
Interesting ones.

29) Last time you cried?
Today.

30) What is on the floor of your closet?
I currently do not have a closet.

31) Who is the friend you have had the longest?
Jim-Jim.

32) What did you do last night?
Stay up way past my bed time.

33) Favorite smells?
Flowers. Leather. Freshly cut wet grass.

34) What inspires you?
Beauty. Acts of kindness.

35) What are you afraid of?
Everything.

36) Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
Spicy cheese.

37) Favorite car?
Don't have one.

38) Favorite dog or cat breed?
Labs.

39) Number of keys on your key ring?
I'm guessing 5.

40) How many states have you lived in?
Three.

41) Are you happy?
Mostly. Ask me again tomorrow.

42) Where would you like to move?
To the country.

36Bills said:

1) What time is it?2:48 amCST
2) Name as it appears on your birth certificate?Um...pass..lol
3) Nicknames?Pet
4) Parents names?Glenda and Wayne
5) Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?29
6) Date that you regularly blow them out?Feb. 26th
7) Pets?Cat named Milo
8) Height?5 ft 2 -ish
9) Piercings?two in both ears
10) Tattoos?4
11) How much do you love your job?LOL...
12) Birthplace?Arizona
13) Favorite vacation spot?San Antonio
14) Been to Africa?nope
15) Been toilet papering?Yep
16) Been in a car crash?no
17) Croutons or bacon bits?bacon bits
18) 2 door or 4 door car?4
19) Coffee?Yes please
20) Salad dressing?ick No
21) Color of socks?white
22) Favorite number?26
23) Favorite movie?Too many to list
24) Favorite Color?purple....or yellow
25) Favorite Holiday?St. Patrick's Day
27) Favorite day of the week?Saturday
28) Song of the moment?Secret~Maroon 5
29) TV show?The West Wing but it got cancelled *cries*
30) Toothpaste?Crest
31) Most recently read book?Chill of Fear by Kay Hooper
32) Flower?Carnation
33) Scent?Baby powder
34) Favorite thing?My dad's old watch
35) Fast food place?Whataburger
36) When was your last hospital visit?April 2002
37) Favorite drink?Tequila Sunrise
38) How many times did you fail your driver's license test?Never...passed on the first try
39) Where do you see yourself in ten years?Hopefully working somewhere doing what I am getting trained to do
40) What do you do when you're bored?Read
41) What words or phrases do you over use?Really? You don't say?
42) Furthest place you sent this email?
43) When is your bedtime?Wish I had one
44) What makes you feel good?A Latte and a good book

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damn five character rule

1) What is your occupation?
Right now, Domestic Goddess

2) What color is your underwear?
Today, black.

3) What are you listening to right now?
Mississippi Queen

4) What was the last thing you ate?
Rice

5) Do you wish on stars?
Yes

6) If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Yellow

7) How is the weather right now?
Hot and humid

8) Last person you spoke to on the phone?
My friend, Linda

9) Do you like the person who sent this to you?


10) How old are you today?
29

11) Favorite drinks?
Tequila Sunrise and coffee

12) Favorite sport to watch?
Baseball

13) Have you ever dyed your hair?
Lord,Yes

14) Do you wear contacts or glasses?
Glasses sometimes

15) Pets?
Cat

16) Favorite month?
June

17) PC, Mac, Linux, or other?
PC, for now

18) What was the last movie you watched?
Batman Begins...or some such nonsense

19) Favorite day of the year?
June 24th

20) What do you do to vent anger?
Bitch and complain to my friends

21) What were your favorite toys as a child?
Barbies

22) Fall or Spring?
Spring

23) Hugs or kisses?
Kisses

24) Cherry or Blueberry?
Cherry

(yes there is a break here, it was asking questions about emailing - not valid here)
28) Living arrangements?
Married, 3 kids

29) Last time you cried?
Today...but they weren't sad tears

30) What is on the floor of your closet?
shoes

31) Who is the friend you have had the longest?
Kim

32) What did you do last night?
Not a lot, sadly

33) Favorite smells?
A freshly bathed baby, Lauren for Men, Cedar

34) What inspires you?
Great minds and talented musicians

35) What are you afraid of?
Spiders, Snakes, flying things, losing people that I love

36) Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
Cheese

37) Favorite car?
My Jeep

38) Favorite dog or cat breed?
Scottish Terrier

39) Number of keys on your key ring?
5

40) How many states have you lived in?
5

41) Are you happy?
Most of the time

42) Where would you like to move?
Scotland or Ireland

1) How many years have you been married?
11

2) How long since you had sex? (oral is included)
6 hours

3) What did you eat for dinner tonight?
Rice

4) Do you have a porch, patio, deck or none of the above?
Patio

5) Tell about us your pets and their names:
Cat name Milo

6) On a scale from 1 - 10, how do you feel right now (10 being the best)
7.5

7) When is the last time your spouse initiated sex?
6 hours ago

8) When is the last time you told your spouse you loved them?
2 hours ago

9) Name the last embarassing thing that's happened to you?
Can't remember

10) Do you own a pc, laptop or both?
PC

11) If you had a choice between giving or receiving oral, what would you chose?
Giving

12) Do you ever fantasize about someone other than spouse when you masturbate?
Yes

13) Dial-up, dsl, cable modem, other?
DSL

14) Do you check this board while you are at work?
No

15) Is your refrigerator bare or covered with stuff (magnent, pictures, reminders etc)?
Covered with stuff the kids have made me