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bound said:My daddy found my dong when i was about 17.
WriterDom said:What did he say?
bound said:LOL He handed it to my mother and told her to deal with it.
She very coyly informed me that my "toy" was now in my dresser drawer rather than under my bed.
The spray guy was here yesterday and I did a mad sweep through the house to make sure no floggers or anything "odd" were left laying out, then went into the bathroom and spent about 5 minutes talking ant traps with him... After he left, I realized my anal beads (big pink ones!) were sitting on top of the counter.
MastrJ said:You're just bound and determined to make sure all of your toys are eventually seen aren't you?
Or maybe you're just determined to be bound.
Kajira Callista said:A house full of company. The uncle playing hide and seek with the kids making them wild is hiding in my bedroom closet pretending to be a monster. Kids think quick and pull the crop out from under the bed. Uncle runs through the house (just to let everyone see) giggling as they beat him with it.
big brothers suck!MastrJ said:That's priceless! Exactly the sort of thing I'd do to my little brother.
NCShin said:I have this blue vibe as well....it's just plain missing...Searched and searched while she was here and we couldn't find it anywhere. It scares me to think where it might be at this point.