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Click hereA young lad used socks to enhance
The view at the front of his pants
Through false advertising,
The lad, enterprising,
Found a lady to fondle his lance.
He sought out a fine looking chest
And invited the lass to his nest,
With the padding all gone
From her bra and his dong,
They figured that nature knew best.
A great little pair of limericks. Seems the first commenter has no clue of the meter.
"A lad who was very enterprising"? No, no, no! This is a pair of limericks, the most risque' poetry form there is. The metre requires the original version. Tsk, tsk, tsk, for lack of appreciation!