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Click hereHe was short, he was fat, he was hairy
His visage would shock the unwary,
But in front of his gate
Babes lined up to wait
'Twas his tongue they wanted to marry.
and the meter was spot on! Limericks aren't as easy as people think to get right and funny - and you jagged it.