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Click hereHe doesn't love her
But she looks like a supermodel.
She can't clean or cook
But she's got the look.
She has no ambitions
Uses his credit cards without his permission.
He'll buy her bigger breasts
Make sure she's always well dressed.
She has nothing interesting to say
She'll leave him one day.
Lust can always be replaced,
He'll find another pretty face.
He's got no Mercedes, BMW or Escalade.
Therefore, she has no time to play.
He may have a college degree but
He doesn't wear Dolce & Gabbana,Burberry or Gucci.
He has no muscles or a tan
She's ready to scram.
He may be faithful and caring
but she wants someone more daring.
He seems "too nice."
She prefers men that are cold as ice.
He would never cheat
but she likes men that lie and beat.
It's an age-old story: Fuck the one who excites you, but marry the one who will look after your kids. The trick is to find someone who does both.