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Click hereGin, gin, it makes me grin
from somber to saviour, I welcome it in
Now cock of course just can't compare
all those veins, and that wiry hair
Two meaty balls ready to munch
To empty their fluids..Mmm what a lunch
But give me beer, in can or glass
a few of those, you can bet your ass
I'll be on my back with legs spread wide
wanting, craving, your cock inside
But alas, we're offered tea
It's back to a dildo for little ol' me