All Comments on 'Nude Awakening'

So right 😆

Love the christian-mocking parts. Of course someone is going to take offence (and of course you knew that when you wrote it, right?!) but you clearly don't even mock the bible in this story (even though it cries out to be mocked), just the hypocritical idiots who use it to try make other people do things their way.

I also love the way you don't take anything seriously. Pity you appear to have stopped writing.

you should not use anything pertaining to the bible in a porn story to mock the bible. 1 star

Great story, reminds me of a story told by my old friend Richard Whiskey, we called him Dick Liquor for short! yuk-yuk-yuk

Sarahh,You should be the winner.

and sex is funny at least the way you tell it but lose the Squealers shirt.sent you a new trade proposal on fantasy football.vegasdawg (ohio football league on yahoo) nevada via iraq and cleveland

Loved every word. It is another great example of Sarahhh's work. It is most certainly a must read, and in my opinion a shoe-in to win the contest. Keep 'em coming.

I was bored before the introduction was over, and skimming before halfway down page 1. The dialogue is horrid, the attribution is bad, the scene is a tired old cliche and the humour is sophomoric.

Sorry.

Great story. I laughed... I came... I beg for more.

You're the best, Sarahhh.

And, I just got why you have 3 R's...

Ahhh...

*wink

Fantastic, like always. This is a great work, funny and sexy all in one. We all need more. -Bopp

So good I sent it down to my boss Jim down in the Amazon. Sarahhh you just keep getting better and better. Luv ya, GABBY

Humor, sex, and the subject matter, well done

Loved the story. Hilarious, and got me hard. What a combo.

Thanks for the reference to me in the Summer Sex School story. Could not put a comment on it. I'll be in Pgh until 1 November and would love to hear how you're doing professionally and personally. Back to Hong Kong and then Christmas in Sydney before returning home early 2010. We've taken to spending 4 months in Asia/OZ, 4 in States and 4 in England and am just enjoying life and keeping up with your stories here.Wife loves your stories.She's close to your age. I think the two of you would get on well together but I'll never risk losing her to you lol. Hope that all is well with you. Take care - JimC.

This is a very funny story. Not one that I would expect from a Steelers girl that " Ilove Dick" (LeBeau). It was to funny, not hard hitting like "I love Dick" (LeBeau) to come from a Steelers girl. Maybe she should try being a Bengals fan. "I love Dick" ( Lebeau) was thier HEAD coach. Keep up the good work SarahhH. Be good , be nasty, love life.

another good one you wrote..very very funny stuff

Your stories are consistently great, Sarahhh

another ten for a very sensual redhead and in the state of PA (Pennsylvania, that is not penetrating anus) where does my best writer get her creative dialogue? and you do it with a flair I also have a lover that is tanfastic she is gorgeous voluptuous woman with great legs and clit

love luigi (the Italian Sausage with finoccio seeds)

The lucky person who puts comment #100 on this story will be awarded a wonderful prize. And in honor of Nude Day, the prize will be naked. Oh, and I forgot to provide a description for one more of the "positions" mentioned in the story. I would have thought this one to be obvious, but . . . CUM GUZZLING SPERM BURPING BITCH: Blow a hot steamy load down the back of your girl's throat. Immediately give her a large cold bottle of your favorite carbonated drink and make her guzzle it down. Then shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the cum guzzling sperm burping effect. This is a great way to impress your friends and she will love being the life of the party.

This just like all the other is great .

steve

Red

Sarah, Another great story. Keep them Cumming again and again. Looking forward to your next one.

Your stories have a certain religious flavor of late. Jesus approves!

I read those two new ones posted today and yesterday.Why cant I put a comment on them?Both totally hot.This one is far out.Cant remember my password its so long I posted on one of your stories.Widomaker XOXOXO

In response to those who asked, here is a description of sexual "positions" in the story that need further elaboration . . .

FLYING CAMEL: While your girl is lying on her back and you are hammering her on your knees, you very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her little love box. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl, much like a flying camel. She will be thoroughly impressed with this classy move.

SCREWNICORN: You need the cooperation of your girl's totally hot bisexual girlfriend for this one. Your job is to operate the camcorder while you watch and jerk off. Have the girlfriend put the strap-on dildo on her forehead and get after your girl like a crazed unicorn.

...but I like it. ;)

Sarah...you are the BEST...another cock jerking story using the best of your satire and funny writing..It was so hot..love it when you and Katie get it on..not to mention the rest of the people you met at the Nudist colony...Just keep it and me up...loved it.. Mike

As I have commented before, Sarahh has a wonderful imagination, creative wit, and a totally sick mind! Why else would we wait for her next story so anxiously? She is able to go off the deep end time and again where others might fear to dip their toes, and she carries it off well each time. Sarahh, keep on keeping on!!!

it was a lot of fun and well writ. But really I'm commenting 'cos I want to help the comments get to 100!! Mancelt

oh wow sarahhh, you have done it again!!! even tho it is in the Humor and Satire division, it still had some super-hott elements that made me want to read it again and again.

Sarahhh, that was really funny and original, good use of punny names.

wow this is a winner!!! you did it again Mistress errr Sarahhh!!!

Being a nudist, I loved it! I came very, very hard to it.

Sarahhh, my cock is yours, sexy! ;)

Lust,

Nick

Good work and good luck in the contest.

I really liked the story. A little distracting at times but funny and sexy in a great combination. Give me more straight forward sex.......

you said what the Donkey Punch is & I heard about the Tea Bag and Dirty Sanchez and the Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch seem rather obvious but what about the Screwnicorn?Inquiring mind like mine want to know. Thanks,Glauberd

Actually, I liked this better than Apollyon by LaHaye and Jenkins. LOL. More sex!

I relly liked the story but the names were a little over board. The 75 is what it is because there were no choices in the high 80's.

Jim

my girlfriend i am taking about.shes a die hard steelers fan and big fan of yours.i posted a comment on one of your other stories but i cant remember which one. the gf went spastic on this one.thanks for the memories

You have written a well balanced story of humor and sexy or should I say with sex and plenty of humor! I'm more careful, I don't get splinters. Rev. Kunt is point blank and didn't flinch; excellent addition. Then Alex, the powerhouse that some women would love to have. Your story had me every minute of the way and I truly enjoyed the excellent way it presented. Thanks again.

Sarahhh is the best! Please vote highly for her in the Nude Day contest! And make sure to read all of her hot stories!

And if i ever get a splinter I know who to call LOL

Great work as always! Keep up the great writing! Dave

I read a half dozen contest stories today including that The Challenge one.Like the last comment on it from some guy in China said it should be in some other category than Humor.It was an okay story but I did not laugh once.Yours had me in stitches the whole way through.

Loved the deadpan humour and flippant tone! Laughed out loud a good few times, while getting horny! Well done, give us more in the same vein.

And so do there stories.Damn that new one Teasing My Daddy you get posted today is red hot!Hey I like this one to but that one is a real meat grinder.Go black and gold,Boxster Bob

Where's KOLKORE? I don't know about you, KOLKORE, but I start my day with a Bible reading, a verse from Proverbs. Today it's Proverbs 5:3. "For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil." We already know what a honeycomb is, 'eh. The Hebrew word for "drop" could have been translated to "ooze" it appears to me. Hmmm, a wet pussy. And "her mouth is smoother than oil" is likely a reference to fellatio. Good news! I might get in that story about "the early evolution of marital patterns in biblical times" for this contest instead of the next one. Depends on the weather this holiday weekend. But the powers that be better keep it Loving Wives and not put it in Humor & Satire. Lord knows I'm not very fucking funny, at least according to the pundit known as Anonymous. Hey Anonymous (the last one), thanks for the reading recommendation. I'll check out that "The Challenge" story when I get a chance.

There are some very good stories in the Nude Day Contest, but this is not one of them. If you readers want an excellent Humor & Satire category Nude Day Contest story, I recommend "The Challenge" by sxwriter42.

You have a true knack for writing hot stories that are also truly hilarious. Would love to hear you discourse with the very few fools who don't get what you're aiming at. There's a crying need for a network like CNBN. A few years ago my older son & some friends visited Prague while a ratings war was going on among the loval TV stations. The ratings leader got their spot by actually doing a version of your nude weather forecast -- the talent suggested the next day's temperature by wearing however many or few clothes were appropriate. Fortunately for Dan it was very hor the week he was there. Thanks again for sharing your unique worldview with your stories.

SARAHH can remove a splinter from my dick any time! very hot as are all of your stories just like that little red patch i still luv ya keep it up! BIG ED

Darn, I really wish I could meet up with Sarah, I love redheads! Especially nude Sarah's!

now thats what I call funny.I am off to see if you got more like that

who made the last comment. Anybody who thinks this crap is believable has Alzheimers.

All of sarahhh's work is great and she has a way of telling a story that leads the reader not only to enjoy the work but makes it believable. Good job sarahhh

Great job Sarahhh, as always...

Who doesn't love to laugh and cum at the same time ;-)

Your a sweertheart! keep up the great work!

Thanks,

RPbush

Where in the nether world do you come up with the ideas for your stories? Totally wild and twisted. Very well written too.

You can count on Sarahh to write something both erotic and erudite. Her work is always arousing and entertaining.

Thats you and your stories honey. Dont like the I Love Dick shirt though since I hate the Squealers. Read one story of yours where you wore a shirt that said Eat Me Im a Clam or some such thing.I like that one better. Go Ravens! Evan81 qho cant remember his password

No wonder you have so many comments on your crap story.

what about SOS 6:11 where the Shulamite maiden says, "I went down into the garden of nuts . . ." I wonder. Me thinks she is playing with the family jewels, and I'm not talking about Solomon's. Hey, thanks for the idea for my new story! I just submitted "Summer Sex School Ch. 01" and I needed a course for the girls. You made me remember a girlfriend who took a course at the Harvard Divinity School called "Eros Crucified: A Christian Symposium on Desire." Of course it included commentaries on SOS. You won't be able to put a comment on the story, though, since I turned it off. I can only take so many 1 bombs and mindless drivel from Anonymous, so I save the voting and comments for contest stories these days.

Forgot to put in my name and password too. Hey this is the first comment I ever made on a story.

I have been selecting stories from the feedback portal to read in the week I have been on here. Mostly romance stuff I like but I noticed yours and read it. Glad I did! Totally off the wall and hilarious. Oh I see your a Steelers fan. I met Santonio several years back. Sent you an email.

SEE YOU SOON, BEELZEBOUL

A totally wild and crazy funny as hell tale.Just read it to kill time till I tee off.Now will be chuckling about it for 18 holes.Thanks,Duke

Thanks for the promise of the future story. Can't wait, and have my head spinning already from its title alone.<P>

BTW, madengineer3, I don't think anything of value have been, nor could have been "belittled" in this story; quite the opposite. Bizarre interpretations? You have not seen anything yet. I'd hate to bore other readers, but email me and I'll quote you some real bizarre (IMO) - yet publicly known and published - interpretations to "Song of Songs"...

written by an outstanding piece of work. great job once again sarah

You always leave me drained Sarahhh and that is the best compliment i can give!!!

I loved it very diferent and seducing

Sarahhh, you big tease - you said this story was for laughing, not cumming, but it did both! Way to go Pens and way to go Sarahhh Babe with your pen!

I'm Him Sarah !! So How About It ! ! !? ?....Anyway Girl, Loved Your Story As Always And Am So Very Glad To Have You Back Writting Again. I

Could Use Some Honeycomb And I Got You Something ! !! Keep Writting Sarah, Your Still Number One To Me.

TittySucker !

.

Once again, you have a winner! You consistently hit two birds with every story (they have red wings of course!), You get us horny and laughing! Just happens to be a great combination!

Continue please! Its always a pleasure!

A

I normally don't enjoy stories that belittle either Christianity or Judaism. However, in this story the "reverand" is obviously not really Christian and the "interpretation" of the Scriptures couldn't be more bizarre. Given that, the story itself is funny from many different points of view.

I got to get me one of those I LOVE DICK shirts. Apparently it works for you since you mention it in every new story lately. Luv ya, Sandra

Hey, you made me laugh, dude. Well, I guess you sure told that Anonymous on the first page of comments who said "Dumb--'Nuff said" and gave me a 00 rating. You're so sweet. Tell you what, I'll do a story with the "early evolution of marital patterns in biblical times" in it for the next contest. It will be a Loving Wives story. I'm surprised "hornystein" doesn't know Hebrew. His name sounds Jewish.

Not the greatest story I've read on Literotica, but it is pretty funny, meeting the criteria for a Nude Day story. I like some of your other stories much better.

I read your "Bare Lake Nude-e-Camp last night and

thought it was very cute and well written and just so you know,** I have

read (and reread some of your work) all of your work from top to bottom and

you are one of my top 'writers' on Lit.*!! And I truly hope you win this one

because of the way it was done {not like the other so called writers} and

the effort you put into this story.! Good luck with the contest

and I will be keeping my Fingers & Legs crossed for you and everything else

I can cross.! Thanks, wolf.man

well I dunno about this Hebrew business KOLKORE is reffering to but I understood most of the story and it is damn funny.The only Hebrew I know is Hebrew National hot dogs.I know you said the antichrists hot dog is big but I wonder if its Hebrew

This story is about as funny as a funeral.

and Sarah finishes another winning story. Punny as hell Sarah. Do you stay up all night dreaming up sexual positions to use in your story. Explain that one about the Camel to me again.

I mean, how many languages do you know anyway? And how many more do you research before you finally post a humor piece on Lit? <P>

Ok, reading the bible in Hebrew, happened to be something I WAS MADE to do as a child before I even knew what it really was that all these raving ancient ancestors liked so much "to know" about each other just before they brought another generation of sinners to the world. Plus it was my mother tongue so it was not as terrible as I make it to be. But I was not expecting to confront those rather rare words in Hebrew in the middle of a very horny tale of lust and wonderful immorality…I maintain that I should not be blamed if it took me more than few seconds to lift my lower jaw back to its normal position while realizing that the word Yaara as part of Yaarat Dvash is indeed honey comb, but ask any other native Hebrew speaker what that means and see what answers you will get… On top of that, take the word Yaar which means forest in Hebrew, and overlap the two meanings, and you see how smart is the allusion to the women treasure trove…(as to how many of the readers could have possibly understood the double entendre in Hebrew - I dare not answer...) <P>

If I had some skepticism left in me regarding this seemingly wild interpretation of “Shir Hashirim” – “Song of songs”, as told by one of your adventurous ladies (when do they find the time to sit in the library and do all this biblical research - especially sans clothing?), then after the Yaara I felt quite vulnerable and inclined to believe almost anything I would be told… I felt guilty but I had to check. Sure enough - there actually is an interpretation which contrasts Solomon’s harem with the intimate love the rest of us have to content with… So how about a lesson on the early evolution of marital patterns in biblical times as an extra bonus in the midst of a hormonal besieged story? You just can never tell to what you are awakening to in the stories of sarahhh…

I must say that I look forward to this time of the year, waiting for your never ending creative juices to conjure up a tale suitable for the season. You never disappoint us!

Once again she shows us who is best on here - very cute and the story line on this one is just great.! Hope you on this one 'Sarah'.!

You must watch Dr. Arnold Murray on this Satan seduced Eve bullshit. Yeah and we really believe the Antichrist is a she and has a penis.

Your by far the funniest author on this site.Girl, you should do stand up comedy.You make mine stand up.This story was even funnier than that Hell Night I voted for best humor and I see yo won that.Luv ya, Eddie

and sex sex sex. Works for me! Luv ya, Satan (aka Ronny from the Steelermania group).

As always your stories made me hard and laugh! Hope ya win your contest!

Nice use of puns ... "glory hole and the police are looking into it" ... way to skirt (pun intended) the liability issue .. CNBN. Story line was fairly pedestrian. Dare I say the story was "right sized" for this event? Well done - you did make me chuckle a few times.

I do believe that the Antichrist is a woman. You hit the nail on the head. Nailed a terrific story, too, as usual.

Your creativity knows no bounds, girl! What sorta mental aphrodisiac are

you on, anyway? Would love to share some horizontal ballet time with

you!!! gmta@sccoast.net

You are such an annoying bitch.

I'll start with the very first comment, which incidentally is from my favorite person, Anonymous. Anonymous said "you should have it explained it more and made it longer." Made what longer, the story? Hey, it's 16 printed pages, one of my longer stories. Or maybe you're talking about the Antichrist's penis. Is that the "it" you wanted me to explain more and make longer? Did you want to know EXACTLY how long it is? The Antichrist's penis is 16 1/2 inches erect, which surpasses that of Jonah Falcon who has the world's largest human male penis at 13 1/2 inches erect. A girl wins again! More of my feedback on your feedback to follow soon (I can't wait to get to the Patriots fan from Boston who posted this morning).

ok yeah that was a hoot. i want to go to hell with the antichrist is she has great tits and a big dick. you seem to be a sports fan. i read that hockey one.please write a story about basketball. shaq with the cavs now and lebron would be good

Now that was different. LOL. I sure hope you have more funny ones like that. The girls remind me of my roommates in college. Seriously.

a coffee. I made a mess at Starbucks this morning reading your story. First I spit it out and then I dropped the cup. Good thing I was not at home or I might have made a mess somewhere else. Thanks for the memories, JimLaw

Thanks you, Sarah, for adding a rise to my day, mixed with your ever-present humor.

Sorry cant give you 5 stars then even if you deserve it. Brady is back. No more rings for you.

AS usual,you had me laughing and jerking..This story is your usual funny ,satirical type of writing..you have a great imagination..and sense of humour...loved the session with you,Katie and Alex..very hot (and funny!!)..Keep it up (as I will)..hope you win the contest..looking forward to your next story...

This one is surely a winner. Fun story & very hilarious. All the best for the contest. Thanks for the fun story.

One of your funniest stories yet hun

It should definately win

just love your little anticdotes

Keep it up and by the way it is up LOL

You're sooo delightfully wicked! Excellent humor..oh, to be half my age, and 'chase' you down...in the nudie camp!

I HAVE A TATTO ON MY PENIS AND ITS NOT ALL THAT RARE AS LONG AS YOU EAT IT RAW AND SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY

great fun! i sure wouldn't hide mine from sarahhh! not nowhere, or nohow!

i don't know where she cums up with these, but keep them coming sarahh!

You are one sick puppy .. that's why I love your stories ..

Plus the fact you keep bribing me ..