All Comments on 'Read The Fucking Manual'

Disguised in computer lingo, this story is hilarious. Approaching his subject of a Manual, with tongue firmly planted in cheek, be prepared to enjoy this delightful read.

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That was really good! I hope to read the sequel.

Thanks for the hilarious story. Enjoyed it thoroughly. Just as an aside though, the thought of an owner's manual for men really made me laugh. We women in the know already understand that all we have to do is stroke Mr. Happy just right and Voila! men will do anything we want!

"Man: A User's Guide

by Astarte"

Without that at the end I would have been disappointed.

This piece was easy to read and kept me wishing that it would keep on going. I'm looking forward to the next installment!

Very enjoyable and erotic with a nicely different take than normal. The humor definitely adds to it and the ending (and promise of a sequel) make it all the better.

Glad to see that someone sees the humor in sexuality!!

Should you feel magnanamous I would very much like a copy of the manual. I am in need of it's teachings. Especially the ear lobe rubbing; it sounds great. The exact technique of rubbing the feet would sure be nice to know.

Must admit it doesn't sound too much different than the techniques I have used over the years; the results just didn't come about so quickly or so definite.

I have no intention of having my woman be with other women. Don't understand that one!

I'll be lookng for your email so I can send you a mailing address.

Thank you for making me laugh. ~still laughing~ The story was absolutely hilarious and I look forward to the next installment.

Oh dear, oh dear... *still giggling*

My poor husband... I'm going to leave this up on the pc so he reads it, and then laugh at him when he tries it... although I could just about promise the moon and stars to a man who would give me a foot rub that good!

Great job.

FtF

or should that be three rich?!

couldn't finish it. Too many men think they know what women are about.

I enjoyed this immensely. It was funny, well written, and the sex was good without being too drawn out or overdone. I had expectations of Frank failing to read a critical section and making a serious blunder, or of The Manual falling into the wrong hands, but your ending was also excellent. A great read, thanks for this.

Fun read! Original concept makes the smut amusing. Thanks.

I actually followed the technical script and was thoroughly entertained! The sex wasn't too over done and I actually enjoyed the experimentation on the lesbian. Although now she wouldn't necesarily be a lesbian anymore... just Bi with a preference. Great story!

what an interesting premise!

a throughly enjoyable read!

I can't wait to see story about what happens with Sepi and the man's owner's manual

I'm very disappointed there's not a sequel :(

I love the concept and especially the humor you put into "God's" voice. It would be great to think god knows what is sinful but can still be a pig like the rest of us.

Yes, if you can do Sepi's sequel with the man's manual.

Fantastic! I can't wait to find out how the Mans manual goes and the "throw down" between the two! definitely needs a sequel :)

Pretty sure you'll be struck by lightning for this, but it was awesome! Men's Guide needed!

I have tried to read many of the stories on this web site but with most I would stop before the end of the first page. This one I read right to its enjoyable ending!!

Please tell me this is true?...........

Congrats Archibael for your wild imagineering.

Being Male, I of course, have plenty of experience at disregarding instructions and manuals and directions and maps. Hey! It's part of the Bro Code.....

Considering that Frank has not thoroughly read through El's instructions. I would assume that some sort of disynchronous feedback {blowback?} is to be expected.

"Do Not yell at the Mountain unless you want it to yell back. With an Avalanche!"

And I was wondering, is our morning woody a divinely programmed reminder of that early Tree of Love? Knot that I want to bark up the wrong tree or get myself out on a shaky limb but this story has been an interesting look at our roots.

Dat' ending.

And that ending. Sequel implied?

Hahahaha loved the plot twist at the end!