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Sam Similie Private Dick: Double-D Danger

— Sam Smilie is the dick for the job. by Ocktune04/16/033.73

Samantha, American Succubus

— A sociopath climbs the ladder, one jerk at a time. by Westindielander12/16/144.19

Santa Hotline

— Be careful what you wish for. by WFEATHER11/14/063.75

Santa Klutz

— What happens to a father on Christmas Eve (non-erotic). by orblover12/26/074.46

Santa Meets A Donna, Dancer & Vixen

— Santa spreads holiday cheer. by joninaz12/09/034.38

Santa's Gloves

— Jack's a failure but things look up after a gift in the mail. by Spencerfiction01/01/204.28

Santa's HoHoHo

— Santa gets more than milk and cookies. by BassMasterG01/10/124.12

Santa's Naughty Helper

— Santa gets help from the only elf on the naughty list. by UnchainedLioness12/26/224.29

Santa's Present

— Better than cookies & milk. by headtyper11/24/073.64

Santa, Baby

— Not everything is sweet at the North Pole. by TarnishedPenny11/12/204.82

Sao Paulo Shuffle

— The story of the House of Glory. by encountersxxx01/16/054.23

Sasha's Sex Education Ch. 1

— Sexy adventures on the first day of school. by Geisha Girl04/07/024.01

Satisfying Quirks

— They connect psychologically and physically. by NotJennifer01/28/144.53

Saturn

— Saturn knelt naked. by robynwildchild11/25/042.43

Satyrical

— James and Natalie adjust to their differences. by lexlogan802/01/233.00

Save The Earth. The End Is Near.

— Earth Day message to help turns to doom and gloom. by andtheend04/05/103.50

Save the Teeny Weenies!

— Please help to save the world before it’s too late! by GwendolynBlushing07/29/084.54

Saving Grace: The Good News

— Our hero answers the divine call... by ChrisValentino03/09/101.50

Saving Lieutenant Riley

— Sailors must make a choice: save themselves... or save Riley. by jms22208/15/223.92

Scary Shrink Suggests Sex

— Pennywise Probed Professionally. by MeganOckers10/23/203.88

School for Scandal: Period 02

— Supply teacher takes science lesson in unusual school. by jizzlober06/23/064.56

School Of Learning

— Space aliens learn about sex. by Ed061309/04/024.43

Schwanky

— A Valentine's Day story. by brentcanuck01/21/123.79

Science via Sex: Chemical Bonding

— Explaining chemical bonding as sex between atoms. by on_the_quiet12/26/124.47

Scimitar Straight

— A man battles his cowardice for the woman he wants. by TheThird06/23/193.89

Score Checkers Anonymous

— Where to go when you can't stop checking your score. by Rumple Foreskin02/15/074.50

Scoring Thanks to Argo

— A shy guy learns to get among pussy. by EgmontOriginals04/15/164.44

Scourges World Ch. 01

— Lit's best-loved, most famous author, caught on camera. by Gabby_12/19/073.62

Scouts Gone Wild

— These scouts sell cookies in a variety of ways. by RedHairedandFriendly03/13/064.55

Scrambled Holiday

— Everything at Christmas, including the kitchen sink. by sr71plt11/22/123.96

Scratching an Itch

— Sometimes scratching an itch isn't quite what it seems. by ladyofthemasque10/27/024.27

Sculpted Lines

— Demon Pi Part Two. by ZackOShea08/28/114.65

Second Coming

— God contemplates another miracle. by oneiria06/23/104.05

Second Date with Dickhead

— As if the first disaster wasn't bad enough. by Wanton Vixxxen01/06/044.57

Seduction!

— He was a tricky bastard. by magmaman01/06/064.46

Seinfeld Visits Literotica

— A Seinfeld-style skewering of Literotica & its conventions. by MacDuke03/16/064.20

Sela Down Under

— Under hypnosis, Sela finds her inner guru is Tom Waits. by perse03/12/024.33

Send The Fools Further

— A roadie and a dancer run an errand. Shenanigans ensue. by NathanRavenwood03/02/184.63

Settling the Dispute

— Who is better on their knees - him or her? by SabrinaQedesha11/26/024.33

Seven Ten Split

— An amazing sex scene by two awkward people. by Budapestexpat04/08/133.41

Sex & Sexuality

— Confused about your sexuality? by asian_sensation04/05/043.17

Sex and the Krispy Kream

— A girl, a boy, a doughnut. by Saw That Coming01/13/044.48

Sex and the Mature Man

— The sexual thoughts of an old man. by DG Hear01/22/064.39

Sex Education in the Ozarks

— It's all about peckers and ladies. by Taverner02/03/174.27

Sex Fantasy TV, A Play

— Sex Fantasy TV game show, sixth stab at humor in sex. by Exakta6607/19/093.23

Sex Gone Horribly Wrong

— Sexy blonde, desire, intrigue and assassinations. by EgmontGrigor201112/10/113.58

Sex House

— Like Road House, but sex themed. by JohnnyThrust04/10/243.00

Sex in Patrol Cars

— A little humor about the boys in blue. by akfiregirl07/04/044.53

Sex in San Francisco

— Romance comes to Herman. by Boxlicker10106/15/053.55

Sex In Sixty Seconds

— Which would you do in a minurte ead a story or have sex? by andtheend05/29/102.96

Sex in the Approval Department

— Dedicated to all those who had to wait. by Lord Bitememan08/30/083.83

Sex in the Workplace

— A new kind of coffee break. by akfiregirl05/04/044.23

Sex Is All Around

— Parody of famous Scottish groups most annoying No. 1. by Robski02/06/023.00

Sex Kittens Ch. 01

— A woman finds herself in a sex-mad parallel universe. by Dominique103/27/104.10

Sex Kittens Ch. 02

— Sue's first afternoon in a sex-mad parallel universe. by Dominique107/07/104.23

Sex Noir

— This is story of detective Rock Hard in New York City, 1949. by jrydher05/28/074.26

Sex Noir Ch. 2

— The continuing adventures of detective Rock Hard. by jrydher06/07/074.35

Sex Noir Ch. 3

— Some twists and turns for detective Rock Hard. by jrydher06/21/074.41

Sex School: Practical Demonstration

— What it might be like if they taught sex in college. by Quixote01/16/024.59

Sex Sting

— Sex Scams? Men looking for an affair are swindled? No way! by HarrietBay09/22/153.38

Sex Trek

— Sex Trek in the stars...duh. by GratefulFred10/27/043.53

Sex, Family, and Christmas Ch. 01

— Trying to get pregnant at Christmas isn't always fun. by PrincessErin12/27/083.72

Sex, Family, and Christmas Ch. 02

— Trying to get pregnant at Christmas isn't always fun. by PrincessErin12/28/083.86

Sex, Family, and Christmas Ch. 03

— Trying to get pregnant at Christmas isn't always fun. by PrincessErin12/29/084.02

Sexaholics

— His name is Jake, and he's a Sexaholic. by oneiria12/06/004.11

Sexorcist

— Banging a demon chic without a paper bag on her head. by GratefulFred08/23/043.29

Sexual Apocalypse

— Goofiness. My apologies. by CycleWriter07/26/194.43

Sexual Broadcasting Company

— SBC, just sex all day every day. by Bakeboss03/20/103.21

Sexual Deviancy as a Biological Imp

— ‘screwed the pooch. by fanfare10/07/133.57

Sexual Education: Lesson 01

— Not for school, but for life. by AmanoSnow03/10/114.27

Sexual Magic

— For all those who thought they have tried everything. by perfect_munachi01/23/104.56

Sexual Olympics 2010

— One athlete's attempt to win the Linda Lovelace Trophy. by Bakeboss06/26/103.80

Sexual Psychiatry

— A blonde shrink & her receptionist give me therapy. by Jack_Love05/05/124.42

Sexy Harassment Seminar

— Sexual harassment seminar gets a little to sexy to handle. by DanDraper03/15/234.49

Sexy Situations

— It's California's favorite sex-themed game show! by LoveIsUniversal06/05/142.58

Shameless

— Hanna is visited by three ghosts. by JukeboxEMCSA10/15/114.46

Shameless for Shoes:

— by Sir_Stikkimus_Soxx06/01/144.33

SHANGHAIED!!

— Getting Shanghaied in Shanghai! by KIMCANCER304003/06/20

Shanna and the Gnomes

— The Noblewoman Shanna Falls Afoul of a Dreaded Gnome-Pack! by YuriJo03/19/223.94

Shannon's Offer

— An unexpected opportunity leads to extraordinary measures. by SouthernCrossfire11/21/194.51

Sharing Linda

— Coming home from the ball game, the car gets crowded. by sunmate08/31/093.44

Shaving Debate

— Did you see the Irish Author with the hairy pits on TV? by JohnnyMax07/07/124.51

She Came In...

— This probably wasn't what the Beatles had in mind. by MrGreen01/01/033.40

She Commanded Me...

— A hospital visit is never a pleasant experience, or is it? by Paul_writes03/06/234.48

She Gave Me a Laptop and...

— A husband sets the record straight. by Night Scribe07/16/063.62

She Said

— He had better have the correct response. by ColetteJulie04/12/233.89

She Thought She was Normal

— A man learns just in time. by n51674406/19/234.16

She Wants a Threesome - Morning BJ

— Mandy: Giving head and giving the green light on other girls. by wannabeplaya01/19/154.07

She Was An Architect

— An old joke retold. by estragon06/24/124.19

She was Choking

— I performed the behind lick maneuver. by Biggalute03/10/234.44

She'll Teach You A Thing Or Two!

— Learning The Very Hard Way. by MeganOckers05/31/203.93

She's the Boss

— And she always gets what she wants. by Ana_Lingus09/12/182.54

She’s still Snow White. Honest!

— A Clear Case of Poetic Injustice. by MeganOckers05/31/204.48

Shelby, the Pussy Man

— He was looking for his wife and I could understand why. by ronde07/18/234.55

Shelly and Trent

— Shelly's big clit is larger than Trent's small cock. by Dash_Andrews6901/25/083.56

Shelter From the Storm

— A confession of wetness. by Loveangames6906/14/224.12

Sheltered Boy Goes to College

— A sheltered boy from middle America gets a culture shock. by EroticPuppets11/16/234.00

Shenglish

— The new "international language of love." by Badlands110/23/201.53

Shocking Disclosure!

— He finds 'dirty stories' on wife's computer. by Lesly Sloan08/13/013.59

Shooter

— Single male looks for creative way to get off. by lustfuldesires09/04/113.79

Shop 'till You Drop

— A late night TV show that needs to spice up sales. by PMDlite03/03/174.55

Shopping for Boobs

— A gentleman discusses his collection. by chompf11/29/204.39

Shopping for Fun

— A woman makes her first trip to a sex shop. by Scot_writer06/17/093.65

Shopping For That Special Gift

— Embarrassing account of trip to adult store. by SouthSkyEyes01/18/044.28

Short Hairs

— A Day Trip. by ib_bill03/15/193.80

Short Story of Inconsistencies

— Young people are so mixed up these days. by Egmont Grigor08/05/053.72

Show Some Restraint

— A woman tries public sex while locked up in stocks. by DTales08/02/184.48

Shuttle Secret

— Their zero-gravity secret is short lived. by Decayed Angel12/30/064.54

Siblings

— Fifteen Episodes of Fifty Words. by oggbashan02/04/194.11

SilkPanties22

— Forbidden affair on the Net. by Exakta6606/04/094.23

Silky Adventures #10

— Nobody understands anything. by OneSilky09/11/104.67

Silky Adventures #12

— Silky has confusion over punishment in college. by OneSilky09/13/104.07

Silky Adventures #14

— Silky & Jessie go to Church. by OneSilky09/15/104.70

Silky Adventures #15

— Silky goes to Court. by OneSilky09/16/104.65

Silver Tongued Devil

— A young guy nearly gets laid. by AzPilot01/08/103.71

Silverbridge: The Clam etc.

— The Vixens discuss 1950s punishment with clothing by oggbashan10/18/044.13

Similes

— Porn writer attempts to expand her literary repertoire. by kimbelina03/21/084.48

Simple and Clean

— Demon Pi Part Three. by ZackOShea09/11/114.60

Since U Been Gone

— I can't figre ot what's wrong with me...can yo? by JukeboxEMCSA02/06/124.00

Sinderella

— Erotic version of the classic fairytale. by Svenskaflicka07/17/044.00

Sinderilla

— A little twist on the classic. by *Snatch03/31/063.81

Sindustry: Never Going To Get IT

— Gwen Morgan reverses the cable guy trope. by CabotDeWine03/12/234.00

Single

— Life after divorce. by moll65doll11/10/052.69

Sir Bertrand and the Dragon

— Rescuing princesses is fraught with unexpected peril. by Gunnlaug06/11/144.58

Sir Bondage & his Private Secretary

— She gives her employer something to write home about. by Cinner10/02/124.00

Sir Randy and the Dragon

— Knight does all (& whoever) for King & country. by Ed061312/05/054.45

Sister Act

— A hooker; a porn actress; and a Sister Act. by Badlands110/04/201.50

Six Characters in Search of Erotica

— All talk and just a little action. by glynndah07/08/104.55

Sixpence In Her… Shoe?

— We'll have to start at the neck and work it down! by Abdulbenthere04/19/103.64

Size Envy

— April tracks down the witch who made her boyfriend grow. by praeceptor05/25/203.89

Size Envy Pt. 02

— April hunts the witch who made her boyfriend's penis grow. by praeceptor07/20/203.89

Size Is A Bonus

— A humorous essay on the 'size' issue. by aesthetic_succubus03/28/024.25

Size IZn't Everything [Q]

— One man's effort to correct his own shortcomings. by Rob_mDear09/12/093.86

Skadi's Confession

— Viking goddess catches a goat and wins a husband. by DoctorSintax01/30/104.44

Slack Alice

— A nasty experience for Mikey. by pop_5408/06/043.54

Slam Pig

— A local news anchor has a reputation and is fine with it. by Humpdee8411/25/223.89

Sleeping Beauty

— What happened when he kissed her? by Antics08/21/043.93

Sleeping Beauty 2.1

— Retelling the classic fairy tale. by Probus88812/06/224.13

Sleeping Booties

— The real version of Hans Christian Anderson's story. by the brothers cum06/16/044.57

Sleeping Carly

— Princess is put to sleep by a wicked witch. by anythinggirl09/28/014.11

Sleeping with the Competition

— Female Viagra, spying, sex, and romance. by Privates1stClass08/23/124.63

Slender Bella

— Not your childhood fairy tale. by LesseloovesPeter09/19/133.89

Sloppy Old Pussy

— She listened to her girlfriend. by IraBumblefield03/04/164.20

Slut U - Midterm

— An Adventure in Higher Education. by eidetic12/23/164.55

Smart, but Like a Fox

— Marcie was smart but acted dumb. by Gagamama11/20/134.50

SMS Reminiscence

— It's always nice to get an SMS from a lover, isn't it? by DesiDog05/26/093.69

Smugglin' Sam

— Humorous story about an unlikely smuggler. by Mackie200610/08/073.39

Smut Meets Reality

— A shitpost anthology of sorts containing realistic porn. by firebird6809/24/214.51

Snot Brite and the Seven Pervs Ch. 01

— A fun and sexy look at an old fairy tale. by bb121207/02/084.42

Snot Brite and the Seven Pervs Ch. 02

— Next part of the fun & sexy look at the old fairy tale. by bb121207/04/084.45

Snot Brite and the Seven Pervs Ch. 03

— More fun and sexy rewriting of the classic tale. by bb121207/07/084.45

Snot Brite and the Seven Pervs Ch. 04

— The fun and sexy fairy tale sage continues. by bb121207/09/084.44